Ahem...mee, mee, mee - MEEEYOWRRRRR - blink blink - SHADDUP, YOU STUPID CAT! - WING! - THOCK! - CHUNK! - Tom Seaver, eat your heart out.
1 October 1978
BOING! - rrrr - I hate mondays.
2 October 1978
I wonder if I should pick up anything for Garfield from the pet store. How about a scratching post? - Good idea. I'll get him one. - Bless you!
3 October 1978
Surprise, Garfield! Oh boy, a scratching post. - FWING! - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - It wasn't the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven.
4 October 1978
YAWN - That floor sure looks cold this morning. - Better not risk it.
5 October 1978
I'm not getting out of the bed if the floor is cold. - It's freezing! - Good.
6 October 1978
zzzzz - BARK! - Now that I'm up...I might as well have breakfast.
7 October 1978
Good morning, Garfield. - Today we're going to learn to walk on a leash. - - - KABONKA BONKA BONKA - ROWRR! - I tell you, Thelma, this neighborhood is getting weirder by the minute.
8 October 1978
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - zzzzzz - SPLOSH - I hate mondays.
9 October 1978
- - Ever thought of walking AROUND the furniture?
10 October 1978
- Oh well...I guess a cat is entitled to let down on his defenses once in his life. -
11 October 1978
water water water - pat pat pat - What's the use?
12 October 1978
Garfield! I'm back from the store. - We're having a cookout tonight. I got steak and corn and... - And you just ate the briquettes.
13 October 1978
- - Cats are nice to have when you're feeling lonely.
14 October 1978
- - - - - - BLINK! - I win again.
15 October 1978
- - I think I'll have Garfield declawed.
16 October 1978
Garfield, I'm going to have you declawed. - TAKE AN ARM! TAKE A LEG! BUT SPARE MY CLAWS. - You're going to be declawed and that's it. Now get your head out of the oven!
17 October 1978
I couldn't face life as a declawed person. So I'll just stick my head in this oven and end it all. - - Stupid electric stove.
18 October 1978
Jon's gonna have me declawed. - What a frightening thought... - Going through life unarmed.
19 October 1978
I took Garfield to the vet to be declawed. - They're removing his stitches next thursday. - Poor Garfield. Who's talking about Garfield?
20 October 1978
I'm sorry I tried to have you declawed, Garfield. - I love you just the way you are, claws and all. - someday, somehow, when you're least expecting it, I'm going to shred your bedroom suite.
21 October 1978
OHHH, GARFIELD! - AHA! - puff puff - GOT'CHA! - - - - GARFIELD! Come back here and take your vitamin pill!
22 October 1978
Hello, what's this? - A teddy bear. A dumb, stupid, silly-looking old teddy bear. - I think I'll call him "Pooky".
23 October 1978
- - I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that.
24 October 1978
- GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD, BEAR! - I just yelled at a teddy bear.
25 October 1978
Ho, Garfield. I will not kiss your teddy bear good night. - - SMACK
26 October 1978
Ahhh...nothing like a hot bath after a chilly day. - - GARFIELD! Wanna warm up, Pooky?
27 October 1978
Oh, boy! My bachelor magazine. -I wonder who the centerfold is: Elke? Farrah? - Almira, the amazon?
28 October 1978
It's that time of year again... - At Halloween, we cats become bewitched... - Our eyes turn blood red... - Our fangs grow... - And our hair stands up. - Not to mention longer claws. - - AAY! EEE! - That's right, doc. He screamed turned white,
29 October 1978
Ah, here comes the mailman. - DRAT! -
30 October 1978
BARK! - ODIE! CUT THAT OUT! - Stick with me, kid. We'll go places.
31 October 1978