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Garfield

Ahem...mee, mee, mee MEEEYOWRRRRR blink blink SHADDUP, YOU STUPID CAT! WING! THOCK! CHUNK! Tom Seaver, eat your heart out.

1 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

BOING! rrrr I hate mondays.

2 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if I should pick up anything for Garfield from the pet store. How about a scratching post? Good idea. I'll get him one. Bless you!

3 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! Oh boy, a scratching post. FWING! scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch It wasn't the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven.

4 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

YAWN That floor sure looks cold this morning. Better not risk it.

5 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I'm not getting out of the bed if the floor is cold. It's freezing! Good.

6 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

zzzzz BARK! Now that I'm up...I might as well have breakfast.

7 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. Today we're going to learn to walk on a leash. KABONKA BONKA BONKA ROWRR! I tell you, Thelma, this neighborhood is getting weirder by the minute.

8 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz SPLOSH I hate mondays.

9 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Ever thought of walking AROUND the furniture?

10 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Oh well...I guess a cat is entitled to let down on his defenses once in his life. -

11 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

water water water pat pat pat What's the use?

12 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! I'm back from the store. We're having a cookout tonight. I got steak and corn and... And you just ate the briquettes.

13 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Cats are nice to have when you're feeling lonely.

14 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

BLINK! I win again.

15 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll have Garfield declawed.

16 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'm going to have you declawed. TAKE AN ARM! TAKE A LEG! BUT SPARE MY CLAWS. You're going to be declawed and that's it. Now get your head out of the oven!

17 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I couldn't face life as a declawed person. So I'll just stick my head in this oven and end it all. Stupid electric stove.

18 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Jon's gonna have me declawed. What a frightening thought... Going through life unarmed.

19 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I took Garfield to the vet to be declawed. They're removing his stitches next thursday. Poor Garfield. Who's talking about Garfield?

20 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I'm sorry I tried to have you declawed, Garfield. I love you just the way you are, claws and all. someday, somehow, when you're least expecting it, I'm going to shred your bedroom suite.

21 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

OHHH, GARFIELD! AHA! puff puff GOT'CHA! GARFIELD! Come back here and take your vitamin pill!

22 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Hello, what's this? A teddy bear. A dumb, stupid, silly-looking old teddy bear. I think I'll call him "Pooky".

23 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

24 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD, BEAR! I just yelled at a teddy bear.

25 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Ho, Garfield. I will not kiss your teddy bear good night. SMACK

26 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Ahhh...nothing like a hot bath after a chilly day. GARFIELD! Wanna warm up, Pooky?

27 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Oh, boy! My bachelor magazine. -I wonder who the centerfold is: Elke? Farrah? Almira, the amazon?

28 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

It's that time of year again... At Halloween, we cats become bewitched... Our eyes turn blood red... Our fangs grow... And our hair stands up. Not to mention longer claws. AAY! EEE! That's right, doc. He screamed turned white,and passed out.

29 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

Ah, here comes the mailman. DRAT! -

30 October 1978
 


 
Garfield

BARK! ODIE! CUT THAT OUT! Stick with me, kid. We'll go places.

31 October 1978
 




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