Ahem...mee, mee, mee MEEEYOWRRRRR blink blink SHADDUP, YOU STUPID CAT! WING! THOCK! CHUNK! Tom Seaver, eat your heart out.
1 October 1978
BOING! rrrr I hate mondays.
2 October 1978
I wonder if I should pick up anything for Garfield from the pet store. How about a scratching post? Good idea. I'll get him one. Bless you!
3 October 1978
Surprise, Garfield! Oh boy, a scratching post. FWING! scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch It wasn't the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven.
4 October 1978
YAWN That floor sure looks cold this morning. Better not risk it.
5 October 1978
I'm not getting out of the bed if the floor is cold. It's freezing! Good.
6 October 1978
zzzzz BARK! Now that I'm up...I might as well have breakfast.
7 October 1978
Good morning, Garfield. Today we're going to learn to walk on a leash. KABONKA BONKA BONKA ROWRR! I tell you, Thelma, this neighborhood is getting weirder by the minute.
8 October 1978
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz SPLOSH I hate mondays.
9 October 1978
Ever thought of walking AROUND the furniture?
10 October 1978
Oh well...I guess a cat is entitled to let down on his defenses once in his life. -
11 October 1978
water water water pat pat pat What's the use?
12 October 1978
Garfield! I'm back from the store. We're having a cookout tonight. I got steak and corn and... And you just ate the briquettes.
13 October 1978
Cats are nice to have when you're feeling lonely.
14 October 1978
BLINK! I win again.
15 October 1978
I think I'll have Garfield declawed.
16 October 1978
Garfield, I'm going to have you declawed. TAKE AN ARM! TAKE A LEG! BUT SPARE MY CLAWS. You're going to be declawed and that's it. Now get your head out of the oven!
17 October 1978
I couldn't face life as a declawed person. So I'll just stick my head in this oven and end it all. Stupid electric stove.
18 October 1978
Jon's gonna have me declawed. What a frightening thought... Going through life unarmed.
19 October 1978
I took Garfield to the vet to be declawed. They're removing his stitches next thursday. Poor Garfield. Who's talking about Garfield?
20 October 1978
I'm sorry I tried to have you declawed, Garfield. I love you just the way you are, claws and all. someday, somehow, when you're least expecting it, I'm going to shred your bedroom suite.
21 October 1978
OHHH, GARFIELD! AHA! puff puff GOT'CHA! GARFIELD! Come back here and take your vitamin pill!
22 October 1978
Hello, what's this? A teddy bear. A dumb, stupid, silly-looking old teddy bear. I think I'll call him "Pooky".
23 October 1978
I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that.
24 October 1978
GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD, BEAR! I just yelled at a teddy bear.
25 October 1978
Ho, Garfield. I will not kiss your teddy bear good night. SMACK
26 October 1978
Ahhh...nothing like a hot bath after a chilly day. GARFIELD! Wanna warm up, Pooky?
27 October 1978
Oh, boy! My bachelor magazine. -I wonder who the centerfold is: Elke? Farrah? Almira, the amazon?
28 October 1978
It's that time of year again... At Halloween, we cats become bewitched... Our eyes turn blood red... Our fangs grow... And our hair stands up. Not to mention longer claws. AAY! EEE! That's right, doc. He screamed turned white,and passed out.
29 October 1978
Ah, here comes the mailman. DRAT! -
30 October 1978
BARK! ODIE! CUT THAT OUT! Stick with me, kid. We'll go places.
31 October 1978