I hate november. - Lifeless trees, bleak afternoons, raw winds... - Icy sandboxes.
1 November 1978
KABOING! KABOING! KABOING! - KABOING! KABOING! KABOING! KABOING! - Food's fun!
2 November 1978
SCREEE! - Four ply, steel-belted, radial retread tenny pumps. - ZOOOOOM!
3 November 1978
- ZIP! - That hurt me more than it did him.
4 November 1978
GARFIELD!! - - Hmmmm. A little nippy outside today. - tap tap tap But I GOTTA get some exercise. - I can wait. - Might as well get over it. - And then again... - MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
5 November 1978
Some people have anxiety attacks. Some people have gas attacks. - I have nap attacks. - ZZZZZ
6 November 1978
NAP ATTACK! - FUMP! - I've heard of catnaps, but this is ridiculous. zzzz
7 November 1978
NAP ATTACK! - CRASH! - Whoever thought a nap attack could hurt?
8 November 1978
My tuna pate could use some salt. - Oops! Here comes another nap attack. - There you have it. Garfield's passion for food is only exceeded by his passion for sleep. zzzzzzzz
9 November 1978
Gee, I'd love to stay in bed all day, but I gotta eat sometime. - BUZZ SAW SAW SCRATCH SCRATCH CUT CUT BZZZ -
10 November 1978
Ohooh. I feel a nap attack coming on. - - Turtles have got it knocked.
11 November 1978
- - Why don't you boys go fight or something? - Him Jon! SLAM! Hi, Lyman. - I'm starved! What's to eat? Nothing, I'm eating the last of the food. -
12 November 1978
ZZZZZ SNORT! ZZZZ - MMMPH! - ARRRRRRRGH! Sleeping people are fun.
13 November 1978
I love lasagna! So do I. - GOBBLE! GOBBLE! GOBBLE! GOBBLE! - I love cats...I wanted a cat...so what do I do? I go to the pet store and ask for a cat. What do they give me? ...a lasagna with fur and fangs.
14 November 1978
Cats need a balanced diet. - Meat, eggs, fruit, bread, vegetables... - And an occasional boston fern for dessert.
15 November 1978
Oh no! Jon got a rocking chair! - As long as there is one rocking chair left in the world, no cat's tail is safe. - MY ROCKING CHAIR! Your kindling.
16 November 1978
Let's see...the piano, book shelves, bench, floor... - Nope, I think I'll go with the chest, chair, hassock, floor. -
17 November 1978
Hmmm...one canister is doggie biscuits and the other is kitty munchies, but I forget which is which. - WHAM! -
18 November 1978
MEYOWR! BARK! - ROWR! FFFT! ROWR! BARK! BARK! - Hold it down, you guys. - meyowr woof - ROWR! FFFT! ROWR! BARK! BARK! - ONE MORE SOUND OUT OF YOU TWO, AND YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE! - RING! Hello? BARK! ROWR!
19 November 1978
Ahhh, six A.M. - This is my favorite time of day. - For sleep.
20 November 1978
- - GARFIELD! He sure wakes up in a bad mood, doesn't he?
21 November 1978
I love scrambled eggs. - Especially on chilly mornings... - When my feet get cold.
22 November 1978
I'm basically your neat cat. - CRASH! - I like to keep my windowsill tidy.
23 November 1978
We cats are loners. - With one possible exception... - We can be very social when it comes to food.
24 November 1978
Okay, Garfield, just one bite of lasagna and that's it. - - It's amazing how much that cat can store in his cheeks.
25 November 1978
AHA! - To be sure you stay away from my pie, I'm going to put this bell around your neck. ding-a-ling a-ling a-ling - I should have thought of this long ago. ding-a-ling a-ling a-ling - Heh-heh, Garfield is in the bedroom now. ding-a-ling
26 November 1978
Oh, doe! sniff - I thig I hab a code. sniff - Loog...eben my thoughts are stuffed ub.
27 November 1978
sniff hack cough wheeze - - sniff hack cough wheeze
28 November 1978
hack sniff wheeze sniff - GOBBLE! GOBBLE! GOBBLE! GOBBLE! - Or is it: STARVE a cold, FEED a fever?
29 November 1978
ah ah ah ah - WAH-CHOO! - sniff Bless you.
30 November 1978