ah ah AH AH WAH-CHOO! sniff Bless you.
1 December 1978
I thig Garfield gabe me a code. sniff He what? He gabe me a code! Pardon? GABE ME A CODE! GABE ME A CODE!
2 December 1978
BRRR! YAWN! I know you're in there somewhere, Garfield! ...OUT!!! Next time I'll leave a wake-up call at the desk.
3 December 1978
Do you know your cat's sitting on my meat loaf? No, but if you hum a couple of bars I'll fake it. This is going to be a long week.
4 December 1978
See you later, Garfield. I'm going to the grocery store. Very well, you may come along.
5 December 1978
Now, behave yourself in the grocery store, Garfield. I think I just turned a bull loose in a china shop.
6 December 1978
That's the last time I take you to the grocery store, Garfield. I've never been so humiliated in all my life. So I ate the pastry section, big deal.
7 December 1978
Darn That was too easy.
8 December 1978
When Odie comes by I'm going to round off that pointy head of his. SLURP! How can you win against someone who doesn't even know the rules of the game?
9 December 1978
HERE, ODIE! Isn't it a little cold to take Odie foe a walk? NONSENSE! -
10 December 1978
Things To Do: 1. wash car 2. do laundry 3. and brush Garfield
11 December 1978
I own a cat. And when you own a cat, eating a normal meal takes on an all-new perspective. Knowing that somewhere in there is a cat hair with your name on it.
12 December 1978
I'm going to brush all your loose hair out, Garfield. I suspected as much.
13 December 1978
sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep Garfield, what am I supposed to do with all these cat hairs?! Make yourself another cat. I have the distinct feeling that I was just zinged.
14 December 1978
SMACK! Good night, Garfield. POOEY! Growing a beard? I ate a milk dud and kissed a cat.
15 December 1978
Dear Garfield, Help! I have cat hairs all over my home. What can I do to keep Fluffy from shedding? Simple. Give the little beggar a good coat of varnish.
16 December 1978
scratch scratch scratch scratch Uh-oh Just look what you've done to my chair! You should be more considerate of other people's property. Now I know it's natural for cats to sharpen their claws. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, andcats gotta claw, but do
17 December 1978
zzzzzz YAWN! What a heck of a way to wake up.
18 December 1978
I know cats are fast, but THAT'S ridiculous.
19 December 1978
JON! COME QUICK! Look! Garfield is actually playing with Odie! I know. It's cause I sprayed Odie with something. With what? Essence of lasagna.
20 December 1978
You know, maybe there's more to life than just eating and sleeping...maybe I should be more considerate of other people's feelings, nicer to Odie and more generous. Nah.
21 December 1978
Scratching posts, Balls of yarn and rubber mousies are okay. But when it comes to REALLY NEAT playthings... Give me a Christmas tree!
22 December 1978
What would you like for Christmas, Garfield? 100 slave dogs. I'll bet you'd like a nice, fluffy ball of yarn to play with. I think I'll put a piranha in his Christmas stocking.
23 December 1978
HO-HO-HO WHUMP! Let's see, gifts for Jon, Lyman and Odie. Hmmm Oh, yes, and Garfield. How could I ever forget Garfield... Only kid in the world to ask for 20 pounds of lasagna.
24 December 1978
This is my very first Christmas. I hope you have a loved one to spend today with because I do. It's you. Merry Christmas.
25 December 1978
Okay, Garfield. Go fetch! * -
26 December 1978
Time to get up, Garfield. zzzz GRRRRR Now what do I do? zzzz
27 December 1978
PUSH CLONK! I'm not known for my compassion.
28 December 1978
I love Fridays. The end of a long work week, the beginning of a weekend filled with relaxation, TV sports and parties. Almost makes me wish I had a job.
29 December 1978
This year I resolve to be nicer to dogs. Maybe I'll cut down on lasagna instead.
30 December 1978
It's time to make a new year's resolution, Garfield. I resolve to lose weight and start exercising this year. What am I saying? I must be going waka-waka! I'm NOT going to diet! ... I'm NOT going to exercise! I'M FAT, I'M LAZY,AND I'M PROUD *OF* IT! Where
31 December 1978