ah ah AH AH - WAH-CHOO! - sniff Bless you.
1 December 1978
I thig Garfield gabe me a code. sniff He what? - He gabe me a code! Pardon? - GABE ME A CODE! GABE ME A CODE!
2 December 1978
BRRR! - YAWN! - - - - - I know you're in there somewhere, Garfield! ...OUT!!! - Next time I'll leave a wake-up call at the desk.
3 December 1978
Do you know your cat's sitting on my meat loaf? - No, but if you hum a couple of bars I'll fake it. - This is going to be a long week.
4 December 1978
See you later, Garfield. I'm going to the grocery store. - - Very well, you may come along.
5 December 1978
Now, behave yourself in the grocery store, Garfield. - - I think I just turned a bull loose in a china shop.
6 December 1978
That's the last time I take you to the grocery store, Garfield. - I've never been so humiliated in all my life. - So I ate the pastry section, big deal.
7 December 1978
- Darn - That was too easy.
8 December 1978
When Odie comes by I'm going to round off that pointy head of his. - SLURP! - How can you win against someone who doesn't even know the rules of the game?
9 December 1978
- - - HERE, ODIE! - - Isn't it a little cold to take Odie foe a walk? NONSENSE! -
10 December 1978
Things To Do: 1. wash car 2. do laundry - - 3. and brush Garfield
11 December 1978
I own a cat. - And when you own a cat, eating a normal meal takes on an all-new perspective. - Knowing that somewhere in there is a cat hair with your name on it.
12 December 1978
I'm going to brush all your loose hair out, Garfield. - - I suspected as much.
13 December 1978
sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep - Garfield, what am I supposed to do with all these cat hairs?! Make yourself another cat. - I have the distinct feeling that I was just zinged.
14 December 1978
SMACK! Good night, Garfield. - POOEY! - Growing a beard? I ate a milk dud and kissed a cat.
15 December 1978
Dear Garfield, Help! I have cat hairs all over my home. What can I do to keep Fluffy from shedding? - Simple. - Give the little beggar a good coat of varnish.
16 December 1978
cats gotta claw, but do it outside, okay? Garfield? - - GARFIELD
17 December 1978
zzzzzz - YAWN! - What a heck of a way to wake up.
18 December 1978
- - - - - I know cats are fast, but THAT'S ridiculous.
19 December 1978
JON! COME QUICK! - Look! Garfield is actually playing with Odie! I know. It's cause I sprayed Odie with something. - With what? Essence of lasagna.
20 December 1978
You know, maybe there's more to life than just eating and sleeping...maybe I should be more considerate of other people's feelings, nicer to Odie and more generous. - - Nah.
21 December 1978
Scratching posts, Balls of yarn and rubber mousies are okay. - But when it comes to REALLY NEAT playthings... - Give me a Christmas tree!
22 December 1978
What would you like for Christmas, Garfield? 100 slave dogs. - I'll bet you'd like a nice, fluffy ball of yarn to play with. - I think I'll put a piranha in his Christmas stocking.
23 December 1978
- HO-HO-HO - WHUMP! - Let's see, gifts for Jon, Lyman and Odie. - Hmmm - Oh, yes, and Garfield. - How could I ever forget Garfield... - Only kid in the world to ask for 20 pounds of lasagna.
24 December 1978
This is my very first Christmas. - I hope you have a loved one to spend today with because I do. - It's you. Merry Christmas.
25 December 1978
Okay, Garfield. Go fetch! - * -
26 December 1978
Time to get up, Garfield. zzzz - GRRRRR - Now what do I do? zzzz
27 December 1978
- PUSH - CLONK! I'm not known for my compassion.
28 December 1978
I love Fridays. - The end of a long work week, the beginning of a weekend filled with relaxation, TV sports and parties. - Almost makes me wish I had a job.
29 December 1978
This year I resolve to be nicer to dogs. - - Maybe I'll cut down on lasagna instead.
30 December 1978
AND I'M PROUD *OF* IT! - Where's Garfield? He ate the buffet and went to bed.
31 December 1978