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Garfield

Wax! Everything tastes good when you're on a diet.

1 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Let's see see how well you've done o your diet this week, Garfield. Now where's the bathroom scale? I'm sitting on it.

2 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

I hate summer. I gotta beat this heat somehow. Ahhh, Jon's fan... Jon's sunglasses. Jon's hat. Some ice cubes and Jon's old kiddy pool. Mornin', Jon. Here's your mail.

3 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Labor day, shmabor day. What a dumb day. To hire some jerk, then send him away... To celebrate work by playing all day.

4 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

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5 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

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6 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Hee-hee-he HA-HA-HA-HA-HA -

7 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

And that's all for mystery theater. ...good night. CLICK! CLICK! GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT!

8 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

What're you doing tonight, Lyman? I'm gonna catch the new flick down at the bijou. It's about this kid who puts a tack in his teacher's chair, and she sits on it. Not much of a plot. I suppose not. But I still enjoy the movies where theboy gets the girl i

9 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

BRINNNG! Mornin', Lyman. Good morning, Jon. Ready to go? Be right with you. GARFIEEELD!! zzzz Rise'n'shine, old buddy. Time to go jogging! Where's Garfield? I think I'll let him sleep in.

10 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

*@$*!! Leg cramps.

11 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Hmmmmm . SMACK! -

12 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

purrrr PURRR! Have some lasagna, Garfield... purrr

13 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

CRINKLE RUSTLE CRINKLE Garfield, get out of the trash.

14 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Darn bugs. buzzzzz SWAT! SPLAT! Thanks, I needed that.

15 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Cats make better pets. But you need a dog for protection. I hate to see a grown man cry.

16 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! Veterinary Clinic Somehow they always know.

17 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

bat bat FWIP FWIP FWIP I hate mondays.

18 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Meet Hondo the puppet. Hi, Garfield. You're sure fat! Ha-ha-ha! -

19 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

I hate summer. The unbearable heat, sticky car seats, hay fever season and scorched lawns... Not to mention curdled kitty munchies.

20 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Z Snort, uh-oh! Oh Ow Eep Ipp Ooh Aah Ooch

21 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Sunburned tummy.

22 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Oh boy, at last. College football season. I would have played college football had it not been for my beliefs... I don't believe in bleeding on saturday! How would you like to be unnecessarily roughed?

23 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

I hate dogs. Look at that poor mutt... pant pant pant All buggy-eyed and pant-y and slobbery. It's just disgusting. Heh, heh heh. Here, Odie. Have a steak. pat pat pant pant pant

24 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

FWID! FLUFF FLUFF Garfield! Time to eat! I hate mondays.

25 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

All dogs should be banned from our country... They are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude... And they're rusting our nation's fire hydrants.

26 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Tum, dee-dum, dee-dum. PUNT! If it weren't for my naturally sweet nature, I'd make life rough for that dog.

27 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

bbbbb BARK! I'd hate to see that sucker's bite!

28 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

Garfield BARK! If god had intended for dogs to bark, he would have given them roots and leaves.

29 September 1978
 


 
Garfield

BIFF! BOP! SMACK! POKE! Garfield, one. Odie, one.

30 September 1978
 




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