- Wax! - Everything tastes good when you're on a diet.
1 September 1978
Let's see see how well you've done o your diet this week, Garfield. - Now where's the bathroom scale? - I'm sitting on it.
2 September 1978
I hate summer. I gotta beat this heat somehow. - Ahhh, Jon's fan... - Jon's sunglasses. - Jon's hat. - - Some ice cubes and Jon's old kiddy pool. - Mornin', Jon. Here's your mail.
3 September 1978
Labor day, shmabor day. What a dumb day. - To hire some jerk, then send him away... - To celebrate work by playing all day.
4 September 1978
5 September 1978
6 September 1978
Hee-hee-he - HA-HA-HA-HA-HA -
7 September 1978
And that's all for mystery theater. ...good night. - CLICK! - CLICK! GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT!
8 September 1978
What're you doing tonight, Lyman? I'm gonna catch the new flick down at the bijou. - It's about this kid who puts a tack in his teacher's chair, and she sits on it. - Not much of a plot. I suppose not. But I still enjoy the movies where the
9 September 1978
BRINNNG! - - Mornin', Lyman. Good morning, Jon. - Ready to go? Be right with you. - GARFIEEELD!! zzzz - Rise'n'shine, old buddy. Time to go jogging! - Where's Garfield? I think I'll let him sleep in.
10 September 1978
- - *@$*!! Leg cramps.
11 September 1978
Hmmmmm . SMACK! -
12 September 1978
purrrr - PURRR! - Have some lasagna, Garfield... purrr
13 September 1978
CRINKLE RUSTLE CRINKLE - - Garfield, get out of the trash.
14 September 1978
Darn bugs. buzzzzz - SWAT! SPLAT! - Thanks, I needed that.
15 September 1978
Cats make better pets. But you need a dog for protection. - - I hate to see a grown man cry.
16 September 1978
- - - - SLAM! - - - Veterinary Clinic Somehow they always know.
17 September 1978
bat bat - - FWIP FWIP FWIP - I hate mondays.
18 September 1978
Hey, Garfield. Meet Hondo the puppet. - Hi, Garfield. You're sure fat! Ha-ha-ha! -
19 September 1978
I hate summer. - The unbearable heat, sticky car seats, hay fever season and scorched lawns... - Not to mention curdled kitty munchies.
20 September 1978
Z - Snort, uh-oh! - Oh Ow Eep Ipp Ooh Aah Ooch
21 September 1978
- - Sunburned tummy.
22 September 1978
Oh boy, at last. College football season. - I would have played college football had it not been for my beliefs... - I don't believe in bleeding on saturday! How would you like to be unnecessarily roughed?
23 September 1978
I hate dogs. - Look at that poor mutt... - pant pant pant All buggy-eyed and pant-y and slobbery. It's just disgusting. - Heh, heh heh. - Here, Odie. Have a steak. pat pat - - pant pant pant
24 September 1978
FWID! - FLUFF FLUFF - Garfield! Time to eat! - I hate mondays.
25 September 1978
All dogs should be banned from our country... - They are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude... - And they're rusting our nation's fire hydrants.
26 September 1978
Tum, dee-dum, dee-dum. - PUNT! - If it weren't for my naturally sweet nature, I'd make life rough for that dog.
27 September 1978
bbbbb - BARK! - I'd hate to see that sucker's bite!
28 September 1978
Garfield - BARK! - If god had intended for dogs to bark, he would have given them roots and leaves.
29 September 1978
BIFF! - BOP! - SMACK! POKE! Garfield, one. Odie, one.
30 September 1978