Wax! Everything tastes good when you're on a diet.
1 September 1978
Let's see see how well you've done o your diet this week, Garfield. Now where's the bathroom scale? I'm sitting on it.
2 September 1978
I hate summer. I gotta beat this heat somehow. Ahhh, Jon's fan... Jon's sunglasses. Jon's hat. Some ice cubes and Jon's old kiddy pool. Mornin', Jon. Here's your mail.
3 September 1978
Labor day, shmabor day. What a dumb day. To hire some jerk, then send him away... To celebrate work by playing all day.
4 September 1978
5 September 1978
6 September 1978
Hee-hee-he HA-HA-HA-HA-HA -
7 September 1978
And that's all for mystery theater. ...good night. CLICK! CLICK! GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT!
8 September 1978
9 September 1978
BRINNNG! Mornin', Lyman. Good morning, Jon. Ready to go? Be right with you. GARFIEEELD!! zzzz Rise'n'shine, old buddy. Time to go jogging! Where's Garfield? I think I'll let him sleep in.
10 September 1978
*@$*!! Leg cramps.
11 September 1978
Hmmmmm . SMACK! -
12 September 1978
purrrr PURRR! Have some lasagna, Garfield... purrr
13 September 1978
CRINKLE RUSTLE CRINKLE Garfield, get out of the trash.
14 September 1978
Darn bugs. buzzzzz SWAT! SPLAT! Thanks, I needed that.
15 September 1978
Cats make better pets. But you need a dog for protection. I hate to see a grown man cry.
16 September 1978
SLAM! Veterinary Clinic Somehow they always know.
17 September 1978
bat bat FWIP FWIP FWIP I hate mondays.
18 September 1978
Hey, Garfield. Meet Hondo the puppet. Hi, Garfield. You're sure fat! Ha-ha-ha! -
19 September 1978
I hate summer. The unbearable heat, sticky car seats, hay fever season and scorched lawns... Not to mention curdled kitty munchies.
20 September 1978
Z Snort, uh-oh! Oh Ow Eep Ipp Ooh Aah Ooch
21 September 1978
22 September 1978
Oh boy, at last. College football season. I would have played college football had it not been for my beliefs... I don't believe in bleeding on saturday! How would you like to be unnecessarily roughed?
23 September 1978
I hate dogs. Look at that poor mutt... pant pant pant All buggy-eyed and pant-y and slobbery. It's just disgusting. Heh, heh heh. Here, Odie. Have a steak. pat pat pant pant pant
24 September 1978
FWID! FLUFF FLUFF Garfield! Time to eat! I hate mondays.
25 September 1978
All dogs should be banned from our country... They are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude... And they're rusting our nation's fire hydrants.
26 September 1978
Tum, dee-dum, dee-dum. PUNT! If it weren't for my naturally sweet nature, I'd make life rough for that dog.
27 September 1978
bbbbb BARK! I'd hate to see that sucker's bite!
28 September 1978
Garfield BARK! If god had intended for dogs to bark, he would have given them roots and leaves.
29 September 1978
BIFF! BOP! SMACK! POKE! Garfield, one. Odie, one.
30 September 1978