POW! - -
1 January 1979
What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? A cup of coffee, a danish and the newspaper. - Have a warm bowl of milk. - You people don't give us cats any credit!
2 January 1979
Do you know why I don't like warm milk? - Try this...drink a bowl of warm milk. - Then, never brush your teeth again.
3 January 1979
Why is it all us cats are stereotyped? - "All cats love milk, hate dogs, love mice" etc., etc., etc. - Sometimes I get so mad I could just kick my Gucci scaring post.
4 January 1979
Do you know why you need me, Garfield? - I can sum it up in two words. - Quality companionship. Body heat.
5 January 1979
We cats are very independent. - We need nobody, no time no where, no way. - Isn't that right, Pooky?
6 January 1979
What, ho? - Oh, goody, a blueberry muffin. - ZIPPPPP - - scratch scratch scratch - KICK! - CRASH! - If pardon the expression, there's more than one way to skin a cat.
7 January 1979
Look what my mother made for you, Garfield. - There, how's that? It's nice and warm. - Disgusting, demeaning, itchy and abomination. But, nice and warm.
8 January 1979
Would you just look at this? Jon's making me wear a kitty sweater. - People dress their pets up because it makes them look like little people. Well, I'm NOT a little person, I'm a CAT. - For instance, I like a pinch of catnip in my morning
9 January 1979
Here he comes. Say something nice. - Lookin' good, Garfield. - Sharp sweater, ol' buddy. - Sad. Looks like a meatball in traction.
10 January 1979
I was feeling pretty punk about having to wear a sweater... - Until I saw Odie's new outfit. -
11 January 1979
Uh-oh, it's starting to rain. - I'd better let Garfield in before he gets his new sweater wet. - Too late.
12 January 1979
snicker snicker - HARF! HARF! HARF! -
13 January 1979
When you own a cat, its hairs get everywhere. - Every time I eat, I find a cat hair in my food. Let me show you. - I know it's here something. - - - I CAN'T EAT 'TIL I FIND THAT HAIR! - Silly me. I forgot to put it in there.
14 January 1979
- Garfield, you shouldn't chase the mailman like that. - Now what would you do with him if you actually caught him? I'd eat him.
15 January 1979
Garfield, you know cats can't drink... - SLURP! ...coffee. - Fill 'er up! Well, I'll be dipped.
16 January 1979
- - It's amazing how we've grown to understand each other.
17 January 1979
Look, Garfield. A mouse! - EEEK! -
18 January 1979
Bachelorhood is okay, I guess. - But you just can't beat... - someone waiting for you when you get home.
19 January 1979
BARK! BARK! - ROWR! YAP! FFFT! - And they say pets are therapeutic.
20 January 1979
scratch scratch scratch - Uh-oh. FLEAS! - - - Alcohol should do the trick. - Much better. - puff puff - - FOOMP - There's something to be said for flea collars.
21 January 1979
Garfield, you sleep to much, you eat too much, and you watch too much television. - What does Jon expect of me, anyway? - I'm only human.
22 January 1979
Television can be habit forming. - I've been watching it all day. - Would you like me to turn the TV on, Garfield? That would be nice.
23 January 1979
We've gotta stop watching the all-night movies on television, Garfield. - But, of course, last night was an exception. - Who would possibly turn off the Ethen Barrymore film festival?
24 January 1979
BANG! BANG! EEEK! - SMACK! - Okay, okay. I'll change the channel. I don't like violence.
25 January 1979
I hate television. - There are too many commercials, reruns and game shows. - The eight hours I watched yesterday was terrible.
26 January 1979
Television is only so much mindless drivel... - Glossy adventures, sex and violence. - Ain't it great?
27 January 1979
YAWN! - smack smack smack - Oh my. - Just look at that gorgeous sunrise! - Mother nature certainly uses every color on her vast palette to paint a dawn. Truly blessed are we, the early risers. - Have you ever seen a more beautiful sunset,
28 January 1979
Garfield, you are disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat. - Poor Jon. - He obviously has disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat confused with "big-boned".
29 January 1979
Brenda, meet Garfield. Hi, Garfield. - Is Garfield a pig? He's a cat. - Oh, that REALLY hurts.
30 January 1979
ahhh - CRASH! - Face it, Garfield. Windowsills just aren't built for us queen-sized felines.
31 January 1979