We're going to see your veterinarian today, Garfield. - She's one cute chicky-boo. I'd marry her in a second. - It's comforting to know the high values placed on the sacred institution of marriage are still with us today. In a half-second!
1 October 1979
- That Liz is sure a great looking hunk of veterinarian. - She has the one quality I desire most in a woman. She's breathing.
2 October 1979
Be right with you, Mr. Arbuckle. - I'll be here with bells on, doctor. That makes for an interesting mental picture. - Why does she always put me down? You're so putdownable.
3 October 1979
How about going out with me, doctor? I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth. - - Then how about sometime after that? That's a good one.
4 October 1979
Why won't you go out with me, doctor? Because I hate your guts. - - Does this mean marriage is out of question? Don Quixote strikes again.
5 October 1979
How about a date, doc? No way. - Mmmm - Great! See you at eight. If you can't convice'm, confuse'm.
6 October 1979
Caution - Hmmm, wet cement. - SPLUT! OOPS! - - - BARK! BARK! slurp - Lassie would have gone for help.
7 October 1979
I suppose you want to know how my date went with Liz, the vet...well, don't ask. I won't. - She didn't show. Old Jon just stood up. I don't want to hear about it. - You know, Garfield. I like you better than people. Tell me more.
8 October 1979
munch munch munch - SMACK! SLURP! GOBBLE! -
9 October 1979
My aunt Evelyn is the neatest cat I know. - She plucked all the hair off her body so she wouldn't shed on the furniture. - Now she's living with a family in L.A. that thinks she's a Chihuahua.
10 October 1979
YIP! YIP! YIP! - YIP! YIP! YIP! - For the last time, Odie, YOU chase the TAIL.
11 October 1979
Garfield, must you do everything I do? - That wasn't very nice. - After all, cats are just little people with fur and fangs.
12 October 1979
- SHOOP! fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip - A Venetian tongue.
13 October 1979
WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD! - We're having breakfast on the patio this morning. - Because I want to share this beautiful sunrise with you. - Where else can you find a living, breathing work of art created just for you ? fresh with the promise of a
14 October 1979
Bath time, Garfield. - SQUIP! - LARD
15 October 1979
GOTCHA! - BATH TIME! SPLOOSH" - Now where could Pooky be?
16 October 1979
- - CATS!
17 October 1979
- ZIP!! - Foul! Foul! No fair! Foul!
18 October 1979
Mornin'. Good morning, Irma. - The coffee's strong, Hon, You'd better get it before it gets you. Is it hot? - Yup. This isn't one of your better diners.
19 October 1979
My, you look nice today, Irma. Are you kidding? - When I come to work I wear base and lipstick and that's it, Hon. I don't put on eyes unless I have a hot date. You know what I mean? - I didn't even shave my legs. This definitely isn't one of
20 October 1979
- Boy, am I bored. - Bored, bored, bored, bored. - - ARGHHH! - I feel better already.
21 October 1979
- SMACK! - I hate patio doors.
22 October 1979
- Hey, Garfield, where's Odie? He's easy enough to find. - Just follow the slobber.
23 October 1979
- Ingredient: gunk - I suspected as much.
24 October 1979
- For the last time, NO, Garfield. - What's the problem? - He wants to see a wine list.
25 October 1979
You may have the leftovers when I'm through, Garfield. - KONG! - You don't have to be patient when you're as big as I am.
26 October 1979
Are you still having breakfast? - You've spent an hour eating your cereal. - You know I don't like raisins.
27 October 1979
- slit! - - munch smack slurp - ptooey! - burp - - Garfield went to so much trouble I hated to spoil it for him.
28 October 1979
Good boy, Garfield. Give me the paper. - Either I get breakfast or you'll never see this paper alive again. - WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED?! Nothing's free, pal.
29 October 1979
- FLIP! - I can take a hint.
30 October 1979
I have something for that appetite of yours, Garfield. - Close your eyes and open your mouth. -
31 October 1979