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Garfield

We're going to see your veterinarian today, Garfield. She's one cute chicky-boo. I'd marry her in a second. It's comforting to know the high values placed on the sacred institution of marriage are still with us today. In a half-second!

1 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

That Liz is sure a great looking hunk of veterinarian. She has the one quality I desire most in a woman. She's breathing.

2 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Be right with you, Mr. Arbuckle. I'll be here with bells on, doctor. That makes for an interesting mental picture. Why does she always put me down? You're so putdownable.

3 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

How about going out with me, doctor? I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth. Then how about sometime after that? That's a good one.

4 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Why won't you go out with me, doctor? Because I hate your guts. Does this mean marriage is out of question? Don Quixote strikes again.

5 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

How about a date, doc? No way. Mmmm Great! See you at eight. If you can't convice'm, confuse'm.

6 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Caution Hmmm, wet cement. SPLUT! OOPS! BARK! BARK! slurp Lassie would have gone for help.

7 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

I suppose you want to know how my date went with Liz, the vet...well, don't ask. I won't. She didn't show. Old Jon just stood up. I don't want to hear about it. You know, Garfield. I like you better than people. Tell me more.

8 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch SMACK! SLURP! GOBBLE! -

9 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

My aunt Evelyn is the neatest cat I know. She plucked all the hair off her body so she wouldn't shed on the furniture. Now she's living with a family in L.A. that thinks she's a Chihuahua.

10 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! For the last time, Odie, YOU chase the TAIL.

11 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, must you do everything I do? That wasn't very nice. After all, cats are just little people with fur and fangs.

12 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

SHOOP! fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip A Venetian tongue.

13 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD! We're having breakfast on the patio this morning. Because I want to share this beautiful sunrise with you. Where else can you find a living, breathing work of art created just for you ? fresh with the promise of abright new day. Have

14 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Bath time, Garfield. SQUIP! LARD

15 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

GOTCHA! BATH TIME! SPLOOSH" Now where could Pooky be?

16 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

CATS!

17 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

ZIP!! Foul! Foul! No fair! Foul!

18 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Mornin'. Good morning, Irma. The coffee's strong, Hon, You'd better get it before it gets you. Is it hot? Yup. This isn't one of your better diners.

19 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

My, you look nice today, Irma. Are you kidding? When I come to work I wear base and lipstick and that's it, Hon. I don't put on eyes unless I have a hot date. You know what I mean? I didn't even shave my legs. This definitely isn't one ofyour better diner

20 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored. ARGHHH! I feel better already.

21 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

SMACK! I hate patio doors.

22 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, where's Odie? He's easy enough to find. Just follow the slobber.

23 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Ingredient: gunk I suspected as much.

24 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

For the last time, NO, Garfield. What's the problem? He wants to see a wine list.

25 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

You may have the leftovers when I'm through, Garfield. KONG! You don't have to be patient when you're as big as I am.

26 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Are you still having breakfast? You've spent an hour eating your cereal. You know I don't like raisins.

27 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

slit! munch smack slurp ptooey! burp Garfield went to so much trouble I hated to spoil it for him.

28 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

Good boy, Garfield. Give me the paper. Either I get breakfast or you'll never see this paper alive again. WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED?! Nothing's free, pal.

29 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

FLIP! I can take a hint.

30 October 1979
 


 
Garfield

I have something for that appetite of yours, Garfield. Close your eyes and open your mouth. -

31 October 1979
 




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