Here's a handy hint for you bachelors out there. You can keep your laundry detergent dry. By sealing it in a cookie jar.
1 November 1979
Let's go see the vet, Garfield. I have a ten o'clock appointment.
2 November 1979
Veterinary Clinic Here, Petey. Here, Petey. Where are you? BURP!
3 November 1979
munch munch munch Whew! I couldn't eat another bite. rrrr rowr rrr -
4 November 1979
Pack your bags, Garfield, We're going on vacation. Good idea. I could use the rest.
5 November 1979
We have a long way to go, Garfield. I wish you enjoyed riding in a car more. You're too tense.
6 November 1979
I'd like a room for the night. Any pets? Nope. -
7 November 1979
Look at that, Garfield, What do you... ...uh, think.
8 November 1979
When I think of sand, I think of sun, surf and getting a good tan. What do you think of when you think of sand, Garfield? On second thought, scratch that question.
9 November 1979
Fred's Fresh Fish Fred's Fresh Fish -
10 November 1979
POKE! GRRRRRR CHOKE! GASP! KICK! KONG!
11 November 1979
RAIN (ran) n. 1. water falling to earth in drops 2. a mild depressant
12 November 1979
zzzz SCREECH! Chasing cars again, Garfield?
13 November 1979
Why are we placed on this earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life? Thank you so much for your prompt reply.
14 November 1979
Nice try, hot shot.
15 November 1979
How's your coffee, hon? It's a bit strong. SAY IT'S NOT SO! SAY IT'S NOT SO! I COULD JUST SHOOT MYSELF! You usually don't find one that dedicated. It's her life.
16 November 1979
I hate it when Garfield falls asleep in my lap. zzz He snuggles up. zzz And digs in. zzz
17 November 1979
boing! boing! munch munch munch CLOBBER! Love is a fickle thing.
18 November 1979
ah-ah-ah AHCHOOO! sniff
19 November 1979
Scratch the sofa all you like, Garfield. Reverse psychology. Reverse reverse psychology.
20 November 1979
It's time you started taking vitamins, Garfield. No way, pal. My body's a temple. I put them in this lasagna. Even a temple needs his vitamin C.
21 November 1979
Doesn't it bother you that your cat is always underfoot? Not at all. Garfield is very fond of me. We're inseparable, aren't we, Garfield? You're standing on my tail.
22 November 1979
I often wonder what goes on in that complex mind of yours, Garfield. bzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wouldn't it be wonderful if humans and animals could communicate? smack! What would you say to me if you could talk right now? I just killed a flysomewhere on your raisin
23 November 1979
That's a nasty cold you have there, Garfield. SNIFF We'll take you to the vet and get you fixed right up. Never say "fixed" to an animal person.
24 November 1979
There's nothing like a brisk morning jog in thermal underwear. Hmmm, a thread. SLAM Very funny, Garfield.
25 November 1979
Get off the ceiling, Garfield. Get out of the glove compartment, Garfield. Get back in the glove compartment, Garfield.
26 November 1979
Get your face off the windshield, Garfield.
27 November 1979
What is it, Garfield? What are you trying to tell me? Oh. You're carsick, you say.
28 November 1979
Stop playing with the power seat, Garfield.
29 November 1979
Dinner's on, Garfield. We have lasagna and chicken and mashed potatoes. Let's see, I think I'll have... A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
30 November 1979