Here's a handy hint for you bachelors out there. - You can keep your laundry detergent dry. - By sealing it in a cookie jar.
1 November 1979
Let's go see the vet, Garfield. - - I have a ten o'clock appointment.
2 November 1979
Veterinary Clinic - Here, Petey. Here, Petey. Where are you? - BURP!
3 November 1979
munch munch munch - Whew! I couldn't eat another bite. - - rrrr - - rowr - - rrr - -
4 November 1979
Pack your bags, Garfield, We're going on vacation. - Good idea. - I could use the rest.
5 November 1979
We have a long way to go, Garfield. - I wish you enjoyed riding in a car more. - You're too tense.
6 November 1979
I'd like a room for the night. - Any pets? Nope. -
7 November 1979
- Look at that, Garfield, What do you... - ...uh, think.
8 November 1979
When I think of sand, I think of sun, surf and getting a good tan. - What do you think of when you think of sand, Garfield? - On second thought, scratch that question.
9 November 1979
Fred's Fresh Fish - Fred's Fresh Fish -
10 November 1979
POKE! - GRRRRRR - CHOKE! GASP! - KICK! - - KONG!
11 November 1979
- RAIN (ran) n. 1. water falling to earth in drops - 2. a mild depressant
12 November 1979
zzzz - SCREECH! - Chasing cars again, Garfield?
13 November 1979
Why are we placed on this earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life? - - Thank you so much for your prompt reply.
14 November 1979
- - Nice try, hot shot.
15 November 1979
How's your coffee, hon? It's a bit strong. - SAY IT'S NOT SO! SAY IT'S NOT SO! I COULD JUST SHOOT MYSELF! - You usually don't find one that dedicated. It's her life.
16 November 1979
I hate it when Garfield falls asleep in my lap. zzz - He snuggles up. zzz - And digs in. zzz
17 November 1979
- - boing! boing! - - munch munch munch - CLOBBER! - Love is a fickle thing.
18 November 1979
ah-ah-ah - AHCHOOO! - sniff
19 November 1979
Scratch the sofa all you like, Garfield. - Reverse psychology. - Reverse reverse psychology.
20 November 1979
It's time you started taking vitamins, Garfield. No way, pal. My body's a temple. - I put them in this lasagna. - Even a temple needs his vitamin C.
21 November 1979
Doesn't it bother you that your cat is always underfoot? - Not at all. Garfield is very fond of me. - We're inseparable, aren't we, Garfield? You're standing on my tail.
22 November 1979
I often wonder what goes on in that complex mind of yours, Garfield. bzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Wouldn't it be wonderful if humans and animals could communicate? smack! - What would you say to me if you could talk right now? I just killed a fly
23 November 1979
That's a nasty cold you have there, Garfield. SNIFF - We'll take you to the vet and get you fixed right up. - Never say "fixed" to an animal person.
24 November 1979
There's nothing like a brisk morning jog in thermal underwear. - Hmmm, a thread. - - - - SLAM - Very funny, Garfield.
25 November 1979
Get off the ceiling, Garfield. - Get out of the glove compartment, Garfield. - Get back in the glove compartment, Garfield.
26 November 1979
- - Get your face off the windshield, Garfield.
27 November 1979
What is it, Garfield? What are you trying to tell me? - Oh. - You're carsick, you say.
28 November 1979
- - Stop playing with the power seat, Garfield.
29 November 1979
Dinner's on, Garfield. We have lasagna and chicken and mashed potatoes. - Let's see, I think I'll have... - A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
30 November 1979