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Garfield

Here's a handy hint for you bachelors out there. You can keep your laundry detergent dry. By sealing it in a cookie jar.

1 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Let's go see the vet, Garfield. I have a ten o'clock appointment.

2 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Veterinary Clinic Here, Petey. Here, Petey. Where are you? BURP!

3 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch Whew! I couldn't eat another bite. rrrr rowr rrr -

4 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Pack your bags, Garfield, We're going on vacation. Good idea. I could use the rest.

5 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

We have a long way to go, Garfield. I wish you enjoyed riding in a car more. You're too tense.

6 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

I'd like a room for the night. Any pets? Nope. -

7 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Look at that, Garfield, What do you... ...uh, think.

8 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

When I think of sand, I think of sun, surf and getting a good tan. What do you think of when you think of sand, Garfield? On second thought, scratch that question.

9 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Fred's Fresh Fish Fred's Fresh Fish -

10 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

POKE! GRRRRRR CHOKE! GASP! KICK! KONG!

11 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

RAIN (ran) n. 1. water falling to earth in drops 2. a mild depressant

12 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

zzzz SCREECH! Chasing cars again, Garfield?

13 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Why are we placed on this earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life? Thank you so much for your prompt reply.

14 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Nice try, hot shot.

15 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

How's your coffee, hon? It's a bit strong. SAY IT'S NOT SO! SAY IT'S NOT SO! I COULD JUST SHOOT MYSELF! You usually don't find one that dedicated. It's her life.

16 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when Garfield falls asleep in my lap. zzz He snuggles up. zzz And digs in. zzz

17 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

boing! boing! munch munch munch CLOBBER! Love is a fickle thing.

18 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

ah-ah-ah AHCHOOO! sniff

19 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Scratch the sofa all you like, Garfield. Reverse psychology. Reverse reverse psychology.

20 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

It's time you started taking vitamins, Garfield. No way, pal. My body's a temple. I put them in this lasagna. Even a temple needs his vitamin C.

21 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Doesn't it bother you that your cat is always underfoot? Not at all. Garfield is very fond of me. We're inseparable, aren't we, Garfield? You're standing on my tail.

22 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

I often wonder what goes on in that complex mind of yours, Garfield. bzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wouldn't it be wonderful if humans and animals could communicate? smack! What would you say to me if you could talk right now? I just killed a flysomewhere on your raisin

23 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

That's a nasty cold you have there, Garfield. SNIFF We'll take you to the vet and get you fixed right up. Never say "fixed" to an animal person.

24 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

There's nothing like a brisk morning jog in thermal underwear. Hmmm, a thread. SLAM Very funny, Garfield.

25 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Get off the ceiling, Garfield. Get out of the glove compartment, Garfield. Get back in the glove compartment, Garfield.

26 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Get your face off the windshield, Garfield.

27 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

What is it, Garfield? What are you trying to tell me? Oh. You're carsick, you say.

28 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Stop playing with the power seat, Garfield.

29 November 1979
 


 
Garfield

Dinner's on, Garfield. We have lasagna and chicken and mashed potatoes. Let's see, I think I'll have... A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

30 November 1979
 




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