Well, Garfield, that's the last time the Hamiltons ever ask us over. - I hope you learned a lesson from this evening. I sure did. - Never sharpen your claws on a water bed.
1 December 1979
- Have you ever noticed how much some people look like their pets, Garfield? - Hee hee Hee - HA-HA-HA ha - -
2 December 1979
Guess who's come to visit us this week, Garfield? - NERMAL! The world's cutest kitten. - You're testing me, aren't you?!
3 December 1979
How cute! - -
4 December 1979
How cute! hop hop hop - BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! - Somehow, Garfield, your grasp of "cute" is a little shaky.
5 December 1979
scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch! - There's one nice thing about having another cat around the house. - NERMAL!
6 December 1979
I'm tired of competing with that Nermal. I think I'll give him a good pounding today. - Where is that little fuzzball= He could be anywhere. -
7 December 1979
It's time we determined who's master of this household. - SMACK! - How did he do that? ***
8 December 1979
- - - - - Would you like to come in, Garfield?
9 December 1979
- - It's time we talked about this coffee dependency of yours, Garfield. Ahhh.
10 December 1979
PLIP! - HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! -
11 December 1979
* * - Get off the piano, Odie. You're making too much racket. - And you...
12 December 1979
Garfield! That's beautiful! - WE'LL GO ON THE ROAD, WE'LL MAKE A MILLION! WE'RE RICH! - * *
13 December 1979
- - CLICK! Stop playing with the flashlight, Garfield.
14 December 1979
- - - - Your Picture 4 for 50c
15 December 1979
inflatable chairs. I haven't had so much fun since Granny got her tail caught in the wringer.
16 December 1979
BAT BAT - ZIP! - I'll lay you ten to one I'm here till saturday.
17 December 1979
What a bummer. Here I am wrapped up in a window blind. - Just bump in the road of destiny, just a hump on the camel of fate, just a lump in the throat of misfortune. - Hey! You DO have to suffer to write!
18 December 1979
If I expand the muscles in my body, maybe I can burst my way out of this blind. - DRAT! I forgot. - What muscles?
19 December 1979
- - I was afraid of that.
20 December 1979
Hey, Garfield. - What are you doing up there? - In a world full of idiots, I get the grand high llama.
21 December 1979
Let me get you out of that blind, Garfield. - -
22 December 1979
- - - Uh-oh! Here comes Jon! - The perfect crime. - Oh, Garfield. - Have you perchance, seen my chicken?
23 December 1979
Just one bite of chicken and that's it, Garfield. - - If you swallow, I'll tie a knot in your neck.
24 December 1979
Whatever your beliefs, the Christmas season represents peace, love and charity among people everywhere. - Merry Christmas and season's greetings. - Sometimes I'm so sentimental I could just kiss myself.
25 December 1979
I froze a special treat for you, Garfield. - Oh, goody. - Cat food on a stick.
26 December 1979
It's true cats always land on their feet. - - The things I do for this strip.
27 December 1979
- Spiders are curious insects to see. Their webs are really neat. - But how do they weave them elaborately, When all they have is feet?
28 December 1979
Garfield and I can actually communicate. Watch this... - Would you like to take a bath, Garfield? - Garfield says "no".
29 December 1979
CRASH! - GARFIELD! YOU BROKE MY FERN!! - I RAISED THAT FERN FROM A FROND! - WHAT DID THAT FERN EVER DO TO YOU?!! - Why, I have a notion to...uh...to - I...uh. - You're so cute. Like putty in my paws.
30 December 1979
This year I resolve to lose weight... - To be nicer to dogs... - And to sprout wings and fly.
31 December 1979