Well, Garfield, that's the last time the Hamiltons ever ask us over. I hope you learned a lesson from this evening. I sure did. Never sharpen your claws on a water bed.1 December 1979 |
 Have you ever noticed how much some people look like their pets, Garfield? Hee hee Hee HA-HA-HA ha -2 December 1979 |
 Guess who's come to visit us this week, Garfield? NERMAL! The world's cutest kitten. You're testing me, aren't you?!3 December 1979 |
 How cute! -4 December 1979 |
 How cute! hop hop hop BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Somehow, Garfield, your grasp of "cute" is a little shaky.5 December 1979 |
 scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch! There's one nice thing about having another cat around the house. NERMAL!6 December 1979 |
 I'm tired of competing with that Nermal. I think I'll give him a good pounding today. Where is that little fuzzball= He could be anywhere. -7 December 1979 |
 It's time we determined who's master of this household. SMACK! How did he do that? ***8 December 1979 |
 Would you like to come in, Garfield?9 December 1979 |
 It's time we talked about this coffee dependency of yours, Garfield. Ahhh.10 December 1979 |
 PLIP! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! -11 December 1979 |
 * * Get off the piano, Odie. You're making too much racket. And you...12 December 1979 |
 Garfield! That's beautiful! WE'LL GO ON THE ROAD, WE'LL MAKE A MILLION! WE'RE RICH! * *13 December 1979 |
 CLICK! Stop playing with the flashlight, Garfield.14 December 1979 |
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 BAT BAT ZIP! I'll lay you ten to one I'm here till saturday.17 December 1979 |
 What a bummer. Here I am wrapped up in a window blind. Just bump in the road of destiny, just a hump on the camel of fate, just a lump in the throat of misfortune. Hey! You DO have to suffer to write!18 December 1979 |
 If I expand the muscles in my body, maybe I can burst my way out of this blind. DRAT! I forgot. What muscles?19 December 1979 |
 I was afraid of that.20 December 1979 |
 Hey, Garfield. What are you doing up there? In a world full of idiots, I get the grand high llama.21 December 1979 |
 Let me get you out of that blind, Garfield. -22 December 1979 |
 Uh-oh! Here comes Jon! The perfect crime. Oh, Garfield. Have you perchance, seen my chicken?23 December 1979 |
 Just one bite of chicken and that's it, Garfield. If you swallow, I'll tie a knot in your neck.24 December 1979 |
 Whatever your beliefs, the Christmas season represents peace, love and charity among people everywhere. Merry Christmas and season's greetings. Sometimes I'm so sentimental I could just kiss myself.25 December 1979 |
 I froze a special treat for you, Garfield. Oh, goody. Cat food on a stick.26 December 1979 |
 It's true cats always land on their feet. The things I do for this strip.27 December 1979 |
 Spiders are curious insects to see. Their webs are really neat. But how do they weave them elaborately, When all they have is feet?28 December 1979 |
 Garfield and I can actually communicate. Watch this... Would you like to take a bath, Garfield? Garfield says "no".29 December 1979 |
 CRASH! GARFIELD! YOU BROKE MY FERN!! I RAISED THAT FERN FROM A FROND! WHAT DID THAT FERN EVER DO TO YOU?!! Why, I have a notion to...uh...to I...uh. You're so cute. Like putty in my paws.30 December 1979 |
 This year I resolve to lose weight... To be nicer to dogs... And to sprout wings and fly.31 December 1979 |
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