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Garfield

GARFIELD! Did you eat my chicken? No, of course not. If you had, there would be some bones left.

1 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Be careful around this clock, Garfield. It's an old family heirloom. CRASH! One small push for a cat, one giant leap for good taste.

2 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Where were you, Garfield? I called you an hour ago for dinner. Uh-oh. KLUNK! You've got to get to cat food before it sets up.

3 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

tie tie tie tie tie yank yank LEAP! SPROING! Booga! Booga! KLONK! That was a lot of trouble but it was worth it.

4 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

zzzz YAWN zzzzz What a heck of a way to start the week.

5 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

The darn toaster isn't working again. I guess I'll have to fix it. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! First, you have to get its attention.

6 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Breakfast is on, Garfield. Carry me. Sometimes I think I cater to Garfield too much.

7 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

That's called disco dancing, Garfield. Thank heavens. For a minute there I thought he had a life carp in his jockey shorts.

8 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, that steely-eyed cowcat, roams into town. He mounts his faithful steed, Odie. All I need now is a sunset.

9 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Just when you think you've seen your cat do it all...

10 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SPLOOSH splutter splutter FLOP! ptooey! ptooey! ptooey! wipe wipe CRASH If I act casual, maybe he won't notice.

11 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

SWISH! The mouth is quicker than the hand.

12 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Nobody home.

13 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

I suppose I should learn to like Odie. But I just can't respect anyone who turns around three times to lie down.

14 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm Just as I suspected. There's a tiny sign in there saying, "Space For Rent".

15 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! That's good enough. SCREEE POOMP! Thanks for the exercise. PUNT!

16 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat pat You didn't see that.

17 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm, Jon's drawing board. Hmmm, some paper. Hmmm, some ink. I think this world would be a nicer place in which to live: If countries could settle their differences without hurting anybody. If everyone smiled at even people they didn'tknow. If nobody had

18 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to teach you to do some tricks this week, Garfield. Over my dead body. Sing for me, Garfield. MROWR! VERY GOOD! There was a bone in my tuna pate.

19 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, go fetch my pipe, paper and slippers. Yes, sir. Right away, sir... Where IS he? GARFIELD! Okay, okay. As soon as I'm done with the financial section.

20 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Roll over, Garfield. You gotta be kidding. If you roll over, I'll give you a double helping of lasagna. WHIRRRRRR!

21 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Speak, Garfield, speak. Why, of course, Jon. Is there any particular topic on which you'd like to converse? B-B-B-B-B

22 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Sit up and beg for the kitty munchy, Garfield. Tell you what. You give me the munchy and I'll let you keep your face. I knew that we could arrive at a mutually acceptable compromise.

23 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Dance for me, Garfield. Not a chance. If you won't, I'm sure Odie would be happy to. You have to know what motivates a cat. This is demeaning.

24 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

sigh Ho hum Ever had one of those days when you feel like you've slept and eaten it all?

25 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

Ah, it's early morning for the caped avenger. Ring! The caped avenger who searches out evil wherever it may lurk. The late-morning evil, that is.

26 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger sees food! In order to fight evil, the caped avenger needs food for strength. Lots and LOTS of strength!

27 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

AHA! The caped avenger sees injustice. BONK! Beat it, brute. BOOT!

28 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger sees a large evil person he must destroy in the name of good, because the caped avenger isn't a chicken. The caped avenger isn't stupid, either.

29 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger will now fly down and destroy the evil mailman. SPLAT! I think the caped avenger is starting to believe his own press releases.

30 March 1979
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger will now step outside to fight evil. The caped avenger will now step inside and announce his retirement.

31 March 1979
 




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