I'm so bored. Hmmmm ptu! twing! YIP! SPLOOSH! BONK! KICK! Much better.
1 April 1979
Did you know most cats shed their winter coats in warm weather, Garfield? FUMP! Hmmm mus' be spring.
2 April 1979
Spring is here. The warm spring sun is coaxing trees to bud and flowers to bloom. Fledging songbirds are testing their lilting voices. Soft spring zephyrs are wafting the sweet scent of lilacs. Spring is here. Big, fat hairy deal.
3 April 1979
There's nothing like a little spring weather to make one feel lazy. I'd better be careful. If I were lazier, I could slip into a coma.
4 April 1979
I like spring. The grass is back from its dormancy. The flowers are back from a long winter's rest. And the birds are back from Miami.
5 April 1979
I just love to lie out in this warm spring sun. Uh-oh. I think I just melted.
6 April 1979
Ah, spring. In the spring a young man's fancy turns lightly to thoughts of love. And the street department puts a fresh coat of rust-resistant paint on the fire hydrants.
7 April 1979
click I'm going to stare at this toaster until the toast pops up. A watched pot never boils, Garfield. Huh? pop See? Drat...drat, drat, drat, drat.
8 April 1979
Move it, Garfield, I'm going to watch television. -
9 April 1979
Boy, am I in a bad mood. *Good Morning, Garfield* POKE! If there's anything a depressed person hates, it's a cheerful person.
10 April 1979
Garfield's sure been in a nasty mood lately. We'll see about that. Do you know how to treat a mad cat? With great, great respect.
11 April 1979
ROWR! FFFT! I think I hurt myself.
12 April 1979
I know you've been in a nasty mood this week, Garfield. Many of us occasionally feel angry for no reason at all...psychologists all it a free-floating anxiety. SPLAT! FREE-FLOAT THIS! I wonder if this ever happened to Freud.
13 April 1979
Easy, boys. WE LOVE YOU, GARFIELD! Darn. That was the best deep blue funk I ever had going.
14 April 1979
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch pat pat pat scratch scratch pat pat scratch scratch pat pat scratch pat BARK! YIP! ROWR! I don't think I could take much more loving.
15 April 1979
Let's go check the mailbox, Garfield. I love getting mail It's just another reminder you're alive. That's a pretty heavy thought for a Monday.
16 April 1979
How about some boiled cabbage for lunch, Garfield. SWIPE! Or maybe some coleslaw. Now you're talking.
17 April 1979
ARF! ARF! ARF! YIP! Sad.
18 April 1979
'ATTA BOY, GARFIELD! squeak! GO GET 'IM! squeak! Take five, little buddy. We'll make another pass in a few minutes. puff puff
19 April 1979
hee he HA! HA! HA! HA! Poor Lyman. He wouldn't be laughing so hard if he knew Odie just drank out of the toilet.
20 April 1979
21 April 1979
Hmmmm Here, Odie. YIP! YIP! YIP! GARFIELD! GET OUT OF MY SOCK DRAWER!
22 April 1979
CRASH! It's amazing the fun you can have with a hoop.
23 April 1979
Gee, I'd almost forgotten how much fun it is to hang on the old screen door. SLAM! And I'd completely forgotten about the pain.
24 April 1979
Hmmm a whistle Must be broken.
25 April 1979
Claws are great. They allow us cats to walk right up trees. There's only one problem.
26 April 1979
POP They don't call me "Lightning Lips" for nothing.
27 April 1979
I just want you people to know how much we cats appreciate you. Without you, who would feed us? Who would love us? And most important of all... Who would change our kitty litter?
28 April 1979
GROWL The cat craves fresh meat. What-ho, the cat senses unsuspecting quarry o'er yon knoll. Coiling like a spring, he prepares to lunge. Steely sinews propel him toward his helpless prey. Once again a cat's primal instincts providesustenance.
29 April 1979
Boy, I', starved. I think I'll have sausage. hash browns and some eggs over easy. Good morning, Garfield. Here's tuna and liver surprise! The sausage and hash browns are delicious. But I do believe the eggs are a bit overdone.
30 April 1979