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Garfield

GASP! CHOKE! BRACK! COUGH! HACK! FLOP! Can the melodramatics, Garfield, and finish your liver.

1 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

BURP! That was rude and crude, Garfield. Cats are more sophisticated than to submit to belching at the dinner table. BRAACK!

2 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Tell me what you think of my new poem, Garfield. "MY BUDDY" I have a buddy. My buddy's a toad. He's kind of muddy, he's flat on the road. But, he is my buddy, my buddy to stay, 'til he's peeled up and sailed away. Garfield?

3 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, here comes Jon! -

4 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Are you hungry, Odie? Here, have some celery and tomatoes and radishes. GARFIELD!

5 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

PURRRR PURRR tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity scratch! scratch! scratch! scratch! Good morning, sunshine. Welcome to another glorious, fun-filled day with your favorite pet! I'm so happy to own a cat, I could justthrow up.

6 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Lyman. Where's my bread knife? SLASH! Never mind.

7 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

This is too good to be true. BOING! That WAS too good to be true.

8 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

GOBBLE! GOBBLE! With all respect to Will Rogers. I never met a lasagna I didn't like.

9 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

CRASH! Uh-oh! Here comes Jon. -

10 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Julie? How about a movie tonight? Oh, I see. Okay, goodbye. Darn, she said she was just walking out the door to visit her brother in Tokyo. That's what I call bad timing. That's called getting shot out of the saddle, you turkey.

11 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're getting too fat. I am NOT getting too fat. I'm just ready for the next size kitty bed, that's all.

12 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Eat up, ol' buddy. Hmmmm THIS CAT FOOD IS MADE OF: Dried whey, sodium caseinate, isolated soy protein, calcium carbonate, phosphoric acid, dicacium phosphate, corn glutein meal, wheat germ meal, brewer's dries yeast, iodized salt, groundwheat, ground corn

13 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Boy, what a great meal. Uh-oh! -

14 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

It was bound to happen. My stomach finally outgrew my legs. Worse things could happen, I guess. Like this, for instance.

15 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Well, you've finally done it, Garfield. Your belly's bigger than your legs. Now what are you going to do? I'll show you what I'm going to do. If you'll just roll me over to that lasagna there.

16 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

You're going to have to exercise that belly off, Garfield. Tell you what. I'll get a leash and take you for a brisk morning drag. If he had a brain, I'd say he was trying to make a funny.

17 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

* boing boing boing

18 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

At last! My feet can touch the floor once more. Never again will I allow myself to get that fat. And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

19 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

RIDE 'EM, COWCAT! BONK! OH, NO! Odie's hurt his leg! What'll I do? Shoot him.

20 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

I think it's time we take Garfield and Odie out for something to do. Why do you say that? They're taking turns on the record player again.

21 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Cats can be very curious. SPLOOCH! Cats can also be very stupid.

22 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Did I ever tell you about my uncle Harry? He was a famous mouser at a glass plant in Gas City, Indiana. Legend has it that uncle Harry chased a mouse fight into tank #2 Now he's a paperweight in Bayonne, New Jersey.

23 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

GRAB! BONK! Smooth, move, ol' buddy. have you no respect for the dead?

24 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Carolyn? Hey, now about taking in a movie tonight? Uh...oh sure, I understand. She said she would love to have gone out with me tonight. click But she had to stay home and pluck her eyebrows. Subtle.

25 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

The darn lawn mower won't work. Let me try. brrr! If I could package that look, I'd make a million.

26 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

DING DONG tug tug Good evening, Felicia, my dear. Dinner awaits. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou (heh-heh) Oh, brother. WAHCHOO! I'm allergic for cats! Either he goes or I go. SNIFF! POOMP! Gee, and she was cute, too.Salud.

27 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Oh, goody. It's Monday morning. BRING! I love Monday mornings. You know why? Because *I* don't have to go to work.

28 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Ah, six A.M. Time to rise and shine. BRING! First, a light breakfast of juice and toast, then some jogging. HA-HA-HA! That was a good one.

29 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

Z Z smack smack Oh my gosh! I slept through today's strip!

30 May 1979
 


 
Garfield

There's only one drawback to spending a week in bed... SNIFF! This blanket is starting to develop a personality all its own.

31 May 1979
 




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