Garfield, you've been in bed all week. Why, you could starve to death. - Oh. - I should have guessed as much.
1 June 1979
Get out of bed this minute, Garfield. - - Good boy! Darn leg cramps.
2 June 1979
- PTOOEY! - - PTOOEY! - - PTOOEY! - Okay, Garfield. Now give me some high lobs.
3 June 1979
Have a package of crackers, Garfield. - RUSTLE CRACKLE CRINKLE - They were terrible. Next time try taking them out of the wrapper.
4 June 1979
Why the droopy demeanor today, Garfield? - KONK! - Never say "droop" to a fat person.
5 June 1979
Hey, Lyman. What do you think of my new tennis racket? - What's it strung with? Catgut. - Aunt Reba!
6 June 1979
That's the trouble with warm weather. - You can't keep ice cubes in your drink. -
7 June 1979
Touch my pie and you die. - touch - ZOOM!!! ALWAYS RIDING THE RAGGED EDGE OF DISASTER, AREN'T YOU, GARFIELD?!
8 June 1979
Waitress, this potato is bad. - BAD POTATO! BAD POTATO! smack! smack! smack! - Sir, if that potato gives you any more trouble, you just let me know. There goes her tip.
9 June 1979
It's only noon, Garfield. Why don't you sleep in today, you deserve the rest. - Hey, Garfield! Let's have some fun! I'll hold Odie down and you beat him up. - How about some exercise, Garfield? Why don't you scratch up my favorite new chair
10 June 1979
Come on, Garfield. Let's go camping. Not in your life. - Gee, and I'd packed lots of lasagna, too. - Since you put it that way, I reckon there's a trail or two out there that could stand a little blazing.
11 June 1979
Well, here we are in the great outdoors, Garfield. - Ah, wilderness. - Just us, the sky, and the trees. Where's the TV?
12 June 1979
Well, Garfield. - What do you think of camping so far? I don't know. - I've never been this far from the sandbox before.
13 June 1979
Why the long face, Garfield? - Look who I brought. POOKY! - Camping is more fun with a good friend.
14 June 1979
- What's that? - Must be a porcupine.
15 June 1979
GARFIELD! You're covered with porcupine quills! - That must be very painful. I can handle it. - ARRRRRGH!
16 June 1979
screw screw screw - Look, Garfield! I made a kitty door for you. - - swing - SMACK! - SMASH! - A clear-cut case of self-defense if I ever saw one.
17 June 1979
What would you like for your new birthday, Garfield? Another scratching post. - How about a nice rubber mousie? - Or maybe another scratching post. How'd you guess?
18 June 1979
Happy first birthday, Garfield! Make a wish and blow out the candle. - FOOF! - Oh gee. That's too bad. Not really. I got my wish.
19 June 1979
Have a sausage. - - One at a time, Garfield, one at a time.
20 June 1979
Here's to gluttony! - GULP! - Hello? Overeaters anonymous?
21 June 1979
Hello, Valette? Hey, how about meeting me somewhere tonight, sweets? - You'll mee me when WHAT freezes over? - I can take a hint! Only if it's applied with a sledgehammer.
22 June 1979
Do you know why I don't chase birds? Well, I'll tell you. - My uncle Hubert once caught a 30-pound canary in Chicago. - They last spotted him over Dallas, Texas.
23 June 1979
How about a snack, Garfield? - Here's some liver left from dinner. Blech! - It's good. Really. Watch me. - M-m-m-m nummy nummy nummy Oh, very well. - - A MOUSE! GET IT! - GARFIELD, WHY CAN'T YOU CHASE MICE LIKE OTHER CATS? - If Jon eats one
24 June 1979
I'm going to take you to the vet for a checkup, Garfield. OH-NO! - My uncle Barney went to the vet once. - He came back as my aunt Bernice.
25 June 1979
The doctor will see your cat in a moment. - Who's next, please? - I think I just died and went to heaven. I think I just died. I think I just died.
26 June 1979
By the way there, doc, what's your name? Liz. - Gee, what a pretty name. Is that short for Elizabeth? No. It's short for Lizard. - Liz must not be much for small talk.
27 June 1979
I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other, doc. Garfield gets sick a lot. Don't you, Garfield? - Don't you, Garfield? - kachew kachew
28 June 1979
Well, Mr. Arbuckle, your cat's basically in good health. - But you'll have to take better care of him. Listen to the doctor, Jon. - He's too fat. Close your ears, boy! The woman's some kind of a quack!
29 June 1979
Tell me, Liz, haven't we met somewhere before? A rice paddy in Hong Kong? - Look, jerk. I'll be the vet for your cat, but I won't play fall guy for your stupid lines. Understood? Uh-huh. - So long, doctor. Have a nice day.
30 June 1979