1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017
 
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you've been in bed all week. Why, you could starve to death. Oh. I should have guessed as much.

1 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Get out of bed this minute, Garfield. Good boy! Darn leg cramps.

2 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY! Okay, Garfield. Now give me some high lobs.

3 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Have a package of crackers, Garfield. RUSTLE CRACKLE CRINKLE They were terrible. Next time try taking them out of the wrapper.

4 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Why the droopy demeanor today, Garfield? KONK! Never say "droop" to a fat person.

5 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Lyman. What do you think of my new tennis racket? What's it strung with? Catgut. Aunt Reba!

6 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

That's the trouble with warm weather. You can't keep ice cubes in your drink. -

7 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Touch my pie and you die. touch ZOOM!!! ALWAYS RIDING THE RAGGED EDGE OF DISASTER, AREN'T YOU, GARFIELD?!

8 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Waitress, this potato is bad. BAD POTATO! BAD POTATO! smack! smack! smack! Sir, if that potato gives you any more trouble, you just let me know. There goes her tip.

9 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

It's only noon, Garfield. Why don't you sleep in today, you deserve the rest. Hey, Garfield! Let's have some fun! I'll hold Odie down and you beat him up. How about some exercise, Garfield? Why don't you scratch up my favorite new chairhere? Don't worry a

10 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Come on, Garfield. Let's go camping. Not in your life. Gee, and I'd packed lots of lasagna, too. Since you put it that way, I reckon there's a trail or two out there that could stand a little blazing.

11 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Well, here we are in the great outdoors, Garfield. Ah, wilderness. Just us, the sky, and the trees. Where's the TV?

12 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Well, Garfield. What do you think of camping so far? I don't know. I've never been this far from the sandbox before.

13 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Why the long face, Garfield? Look who I brought. POOKY! Camping is more fun with a good friend.

14 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

What's that? Must be a porcupine.

15 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! You're covered with porcupine quills! That must be very painful. I can handle it. ARRRRRGH!

16 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

screw screw screw Look, Garfield! I made a kitty door for you. swing SMACK! SMASH! A clear-cut case of self-defense if I ever saw one.

17 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

What would you like for your new birthday, Garfield? Another scratching post. How about a nice rubber mousie? Or maybe another scratching post. How'd you guess?

18 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Happy first birthday, Garfield! Make a wish and blow out the candle. FOOF! Oh gee. That's too bad. Not really. I got my wish.

19 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Have a sausage. One at a time, Garfield, one at a time.

20 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Here's to gluttony! GULP! Hello? Overeaters anonymous?

21 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Valette? Hey, how about meeting me somewhere tonight, sweets? You'll mee me when WHAT freezes over? I can take a hint! Only if it's applied with a sledgehammer.

22 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Do you know why I don't chase birds? Well, I'll tell you. My uncle Hubert once caught a 30-pound canary in Chicago. They last spotted him over Dallas, Texas.

23 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

How about a snack, Garfield? Here's some liver left from dinner. Blech! It's good. Really. Watch me. M-m-m-m nummy nummy nummy Oh, very well. A MOUSE! GET IT! GARFIELD, WHY CAN'T YOU CHASE MICE LIKE OTHER CATS? If Jon eats onefirst, I'll consider it.

24 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to take you to the vet for a checkup, Garfield. OH-NO! My uncle Barney went to the vet once. He came back as my aunt Bernice.

25 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

The doctor will see your cat in a moment. Who's next, please? I think I just died and went to heaven. I think I just died. I think I just died.

26 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

By the way there, doc, what's your name? Liz. Gee, what a pretty name. Is that short for Elizabeth? No. It's short for Lizard. Liz must not be much for small talk.

27 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other, doc. Garfield gets sick a lot. Don't you, Garfield? Don't you, Garfield? kachew kachew

28 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Well, Mr. Arbuckle, your cat's basically in good health. But you'll have to take better care of him. Listen to the doctor, Jon. He's too fat. Close your ears, boy! The woman's some kind of a quack!

29 June 1979
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Liz, haven't we met somewhere before? A rice paddy in Hong Kong? Look, jerk. I'll be the vet for your cat, but I won't play fall guy for your stupid lines. Understood? Uh-huh. So long, doctor. Have a nice day.

30 June 1979
 




January
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31        
February
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28        
March
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31  
April
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30            
May
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
  1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31      
June
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  
July
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
            1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31          
August
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
    1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31    
September
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
October
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31        
November
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
      1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30    
December
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            


Garfield's Birthday | New Year's Eve | New Year's Day | X-max Eve | X-mas Day