Why can't you be like other cats, Garfield? Let me explain the basic differences between humans and cats. Well, make it snappy. I have a tennis lesson in half an hour.
1 August 1979
Time for a midnight snack. crinkle -
2 August 1979
boing boing boing BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING Help!
3 August 1979
For staying out of my food today, Garfield, I'm going to reward you with a kitty munchie. They're gone. I already rewarded myself.
4 August 1979
What say I switch over the movie, gang? Nah. Grrr. Ffft. -
5 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: The very first cat crawled out of the sea about ten million years ago. Fortunately for him... It was only about another 15 minutes before the first mouse crawled out.
6 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: The first cat was domesticated about a million years ago. The cat (named "Org") was owned by a cave man named "Chuck" While rumor has it that Org ate his owner... Historians maintain the family dog ate Chuc
7 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: During the dark ages of the legendary ratter "Fluffy-The-Fierce" destroyed every rat but one... O'l Fluffy got his clock cleaned by the even more legendary "Mat-The-Rat" dribble dribble dribble Incidentally,
8 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: Marco Polo had a cat named Rolo. Rolo would have gone with Marco on his trip to the orient... But motels wouldn't accept pets then.
9 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: A cat discovered America! It was Christopher Columbus' cat "Buckeye" who first spotted the beach. Primarily because the Santa Maria didn't have a sandbox.
10 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: Cat's penchant for sharpening their claws has served many historic purposes: In Victorian times cats were used to antique furniture. rrrrrrr During the Spanish-American war, cats were used as interrogators. I'lltalk! I'll talk!
11 August 1979
Boy, it's hot! chirp chirp wheee! Out, birds, out, out, out. SHARKS! -
12 August 1979
OH, GARFIELD! COME AND... ZOOM! Get it.
13 August 1979
Hmmm a doggie biscuit. What a disappointment. That doesn't taste at all like doggie.
14 August 1979
One thing I admire in cats is their natural grace. SMACK! And then there's Garfield.
15 August 1979
16 August 1979
Yesterday I stuffed Odie's nose in his mouth. You should have seen him... Running around in little circles going "Mark! Mark! Mark!"
17 August 1979
Oh boy, what a night. I ate too much, I drank too much, and I danced half the night. You're lucky you're a cat, Garfield. You don't have to put up with all that. RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?!
18 August 1979
YAWN! yawn! LA LA LA mrow stroke stroke stroke Come on, Garfield, let's go jogging. Have a good time.
19 August 1979
Have you ever thought about meeting some nice girl cat and settling down, Garfield? Not really. We boy cats cherish our bachelorhood. Why, I come from a long line of bachelors.
20 August 1979
21 August 1979
Oh, by the way, Garfield. CRASH! I waxed the TV today.
22 August 1979
Hey, Garfield, how would you like to go jogging? How would you like me to shred your shorts? Some nerve. Show me a jogger and I'll show you a strange person with a thing for pain.
23 August 1979
You win. You were uglier to begin with.
24 August 1979
I'm never taking you golfing again, Garfield. Big deal. I've never been so embarrassed. I can't believe what you did at the seventeenth green. Sand trap, sandbox, what's the difference?
25 August 1979
We're going for a walk, Garfield. I HATE leashes. Heh, heh, taking your pet for a stroll through the park is a great way to meet chicks. grrr ffft ROWRR! What kind of a JERK would walk his cat on a leash? rowr! rowr! ffft! yip! yip!yip! Back to the drawin
26 August 1979
Say, you look like you want to go jogging this morning, Garfield. You are wrong, sweat sock breath. Jogging is fine for some people, I suppose... But I've never been that crazy about the dry heaves.
27 August 1979
KERCHUNK! A new world's record. When was the last time you stuck 44 keys on a typewriter?
28 August 1979
Oh, great. Garfield ate my toothpaste again.
29 August 1979
I just LOVE to court danger. SPLOOSH! Yipeee, ha-ha, wheee.
30 August 1979
This is my pet ant, Lyle. He's cute, quiet, and industrious. SPLAT! The "late" Lyle was also eyeballing my lasagna.
31 August 1979