Why can't you be like other cats, Garfield? - Let me explain the basic differences between humans and cats. - Well, make it snappy. I have a tennis lesson in half an hour.
1 August 1979
Time for a midnight snack. - crinkle -
2 August 1979
boing boing boing - BOING BOING BOING - BOING BOING Help!
3 August 1979
For staying out of my food today, Garfield, I'm going to reward you with a kitty munchie. - - They're gone. I already rewarded myself.
4 August 1979
- - - - What say I switch over the movie, gang? - Nah. Grrr. Ffft. -
5 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: The very first cat crawled out of the sea about ten million years ago. - Fortunately for him... - It was only about another 15 minutes before the first mouse crawled out.
6 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: The first cat was domesticated about a million years ago. The cat (named "Org") was owned by a cave man named "Chuck" - While rumor has it that Org ate his owner... - Historians maintain the family dog ate Chuck.
7 August 1979
was Matt-The-Rat who coined the term "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty".
8 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: Marco Polo had a cat named Rolo. - Rolo would have gone with Marco on his trip to the orient... - But motels wouldn't accept pets then.
9 August 1979
GARFIELD'S HISTORY OF CATS: A cat discovered America! - It was Christopher Columbus' cat "Buckeye" who first spotted the beach. - Primarily because the Santa Maria didn't have a sandbox.
10 August 1979
talk! I'll talk! - And today, the post office uses cats to sort mail marked "fragile".
11 August 1979
Boy, it's hot! - chirp chirp wheee! - - Out, birds, out, out, out. - - - SHARKS! -
12 August 1979
OH, GARFIELD! COME AND... - ZOOM! - Get it.
13 August 1979
Hmmm a doggie biscuit. - What a disappointment. - That doesn't taste at all like doggie.
14 August 1979
One thing I admire in cats is their natural grace. - SMACK! - And then there's Garfield.
15 August 1979
Hmm - -
16 August 1979
Yesterday I stuffed Odie's nose in his mouth. - You should have seen him... - Running around in little circles going "Mark! Mark! Mark!"
17 August 1979
Oh boy, what a night. I ate too much, I drank too much, and I danced half the night. - You're lucky you're a cat, Garfield. You don't have to put up with all that. - RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?!
18 August 1979
YAWN! yawn! - LA LA LA mrow - - - - stroke stroke stroke - Come on, Garfield, let's go jogging. Have a good time.
19 August 1979
Have you ever thought about meeting some nice girl cat and settling down, Garfield? Not really. - We boy cats cherish our bachelorhood. - Why, I come from a long line of bachelors.
20 August 1979
21 August 1979
Oh, by the way, Garfield. - CRASH! - I waxed the TV today.
22 August 1979
Hey, Garfield, how would you like to go jogging? How would you like me to shred your shorts? - Some nerve. - Show me a jogger and I'll show you a strange person with a thing for pain.
23 August 1979
- - You win. You were uglier to begin with.
24 August 1979
I'm never taking you golfing again, Garfield. Big deal. - I've never been so embarrassed. - I can't believe what you did at the seventeenth green. Sand trap, sandbox, what's the difference?
25 August 1979
yip! - Back to the drawing board.
26 August 1979
Say, you look like you want to go jogging this morning, Garfield. You are wrong, sweat sock breath. - Jogging is fine for some people, I suppose... - But I've never been that crazy about the dry heaves.
27 August 1979
KERCHUNK! - A new world's record. - When was the last time you stuck 44 keys on a typewriter?
28 August 1979
- Oh, great. - Garfield ate my toothpaste again.
29 August 1979
I just LOVE to court danger. - SPLOOSH! - Yipeee, ha-ha, wheee.
30 August 1979
This is my pet ant, Lyle. He's cute, quiet, and industrious. - SPLAT! - The "late" Lyle was also eyeballing my lasagna.
31 August 1979