So this is 1980. Feels about the same.
1 January 1980
You're a sweet cat, Garfield. It's time we did more things together. LIKE GIVE YOU A BATH! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
2 January 1980
Darn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! Never have so few given so much to so many. Quit dawdling, Garfield. How dare you to speak that way to the president of the United States.
3 January 1980
Just as I suspected. The floor is freezing. clop! clop!
4 January 1980
5 January 1980
Back off, Garfield. That turkey leg is for my lunch. ACHOO! wipe wipe wipe wipe scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Would you like a turkey leg, Garfield? Only if you don't want it.
6 January 1980
SLURP! The coffee's too hot, Garfield. Thanks for telling me.
7 January 1980
What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? Something different! The usual, you say? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! One usual coming up! It's things like this that contribute to the high suicide rate among cats.
8 January 1980
PUNT! YIP! -
9 January 1980
Throw me a roll, Jon. GULP! PASS me a roll, Jon.
10 January 1980
How many times have I told you not to beg at the table? Sometimes Odie is a real problem. I wish I had your problem.
11 January 1980
Oh, no, Garfield. You're not getting my chicken today. I know all your ploys, buddy boy. I'm watching you like a hawk. -
12 January 1980
* I thought so.
13 January 1980
SNIFF Oh doe! I'm cubbing down wid a code. Loog, I can hardly ebben understad by own thoughts.
14 January 1980
sniff OH, ICKY POO! GARFIELD'S GOT A COLD. HE'S DISEASED! EVERYONE STAND BACK! Berry fuddy.
15 January 1980
AH-CHOO! It's yours, Garfield. This could be the start of something grand.
16 January 1980
I hate codes. I can't beleeb how much my head is stuffed ubb. -
17 January 1980
sniff ARRRGH!! Colds can be frustrating can't they, ol' buddy?
18 January 1980
Your cough sounds better, Garfield. hack hack It should. I've been practicing all night.
19 January 1980
MY CHICKEN!!! As long as you ate my chicken, Garfield, why don't you... EAT MY MASHED POTATOES! AND MY PEAS! AND MY RADISHES! AND MY CELERY! I think Jon's upset.
20 January 1980
I love a cheery fire in a fireplace. FOOMP! It's the sparks I'm not too fond of.
21 January 1980
GARFIELD! LUNCH TIME! I hate it when my feet go to sleep.
22 January 1980
Frank, meet Garfield. Hi, Garfield. ROWRRRR! Some people rub me the wrong way.
23 January 1980
Let's talk about dogs...what are dogs? Are they vegetable or mineral?
24 January 1980
Garcon, I'll have the escargot and truffles for an appetizer, then the duck a l'orange flambe and some cappuccino. Eat up, pal. Talk about lowering one's sights...
25 January 1980
Here's your coffee, hon. CRASH! The roller skating craze is getting out of hand.
26 January 1980
27 January 1980
Morning, Liz. Jon here. I'm bringing Garfield in for a checkup today. I know you've been wanting to get to know me better, so why don't you make it a late appointment and we'll go to dinner afterward. Jon...Jon Arbuckle.
28 January 1980
Hi, doctor? Remember me? Jon? Your knight in shining armor? Oh yes, I remember. Names escape me, but I never forget a twit.
29 January 1980
In order to become a veterinarian, you must have a good mind for a woman. I have a good mind for a man. You also have a great boy for a man.
30 January 1980
How about a date, Liz? Could you make it through the night if I said no? Yes. No. When it comes to slow wits, Jon is a genius.
31 January 1980