So this is 1980. - - Feels about the same.
1 January 1980
You're a sweet cat, Garfield. - It's time we did more things together. - LIKE GIVE YOU A BATH! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
2 January 1980
Darn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - Never have so few given so much to so many. - Quit dawdling, Garfield. How dare you to speak that way to the president of the United States.
3 January 1980
Just as I suspected. - The floor is freezing. - clop! clop!
4 January 1980
5 January 1980
- Back off, Garfield. That turkey leg is for my lunch. - ACHOO! - wipe wipe wipe wipe - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - Would you like a turkey leg, Garfield? Only if you don't want it.
6 January 1980
SLURP! - The coffee's too hot, Garfield. - Thanks for telling me.
7 January 1980
What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? Something different! - The usual, you say? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! - One usual coming up! It's things like this that contribute to the high suicide rate among cats.
8 January 1980
- PUNT! YIP! -
9 January 1980
Throw me a roll, Jon. - GULP! - PASS me a roll, Jon.
10 January 1980
How many times have I told you not to beg at the table? - Sometimes Odie is a real problem. - I wish I had your problem.
11 January 1980
Oh, no, Garfield. You're not getting my chicken today. - I know all your ploys, buddy boy. I'm watching you like a hawk. -
12 January 1980
- - - - * - - I thought so.
13 January 1980
SNIFF - Oh doe! I'm cubbing down wid a code. - Loog, I can hardly ebben understad by own thoughts.
14 January 1980
sniff - OH, ICKY POO! GARFIELD'S GOT A COLD. HE'S DISEASED! EVERYONE STAND BACK! - Berry fuddy.
15 January 1980
AH-CHOO! - It's yours, Garfield. - This could be the start of something grand.
16 January 1980
I hate codes. - I can't beleeb how much my head is stuffed ubb. -
17 January 1980
sniff - ARRRGH!! - Colds can be frustrating can't they, ol' buddy?
18 January 1980
Your cough sounds better, Garfield. hack hack - It should. - I've been practicing all night.
19 January 1980
MY CHICKEN!!! - As long as you ate my chicken, Garfield, why don't you... - EAT MY MASHED POTATOES! - AND MY PEAS! - AND MY RADISHES! AND MY CELERY! - I think Jon's upset.
20 January 1980
I love a cheery fire in a fireplace. - FOOMP! - It's the sparks I'm not too fond of.
21 January 1980
GARFIELD! LUNCH TIME! - - I hate it when my feet go to sleep.
22 January 1980
Frank, meet Garfield. Hi, Garfield. - ROWRRRR! - Some people rub me the wrong way.
23 January 1980
Let's talk about dogs...what are dogs? - - Are they vegetable or mineral?
24 January 1980
Garcon, I'll have the escargot and truffles for an appetizer, then the duck a l'orange flambe and some cappuccino. - Eat up, pal. - Talk about lowering one's sights...
25 January 1980
Here's your coffee, hon. - CRASH! - The roller skating craze is getting out of hand.
26 January 1980
Let's tighten that leash, Garfield. I hate leashes. - FFT! ROWR! - - Don't worry, Garfield. Some kind passer-by will untie us. - Uh, sir? Pardon me ma'am...hey you there... uh... - SLAM Hi, Jon. Hi, Lyman. - What took you so long? - I had to
27 January 1980
Morning, Liz. Jon here. I'm bringing Garfield in for a checkup today. - I know you've been wanting to get to know me better, so why don't you make it a late appointment and we'll go to dinner afterward. - Jon...Jon Arbuckle.
28 January 1980
Hi, doctor? Remember me? Jon? Your knight in shining armor? - Oh yes, I remember. - Names escape me, but I never forget a twit.
29 January 1980
In order to become a veterinarian, you must have a good mind for a woman. - I have a good mind for a man. - You also have a great boy for a man.
30 January 1980
How about a date, Liz? - Could you make it through the night if I said no? Yes. - No. When it comes to slow wits, Jon is a genius.
31 January 1980