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Garfield

This is an exclusive restaurant, Garfield. They'll never serve a cat here. Wear this. How sit up straight...son. Wait we'll get home...dad.

1 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Good evening, Liz. So glad you could join us. "Us"? Me and my cat. You're not strange or something are you? You don't know the half of it, lady.

2 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

POW! HA HA HA, WHEEEE! When was the last time you had so much fun, Garfield? I think it was the time I got the hairball stuck in my throat.

3 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Thanks for a lovely evening, Liz. KISS ptooy ptooy You lucky dog. I rarely kiss on the first date.

4 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm, Jon's golf cap. No one drives faster than the great Enzio Bodoni! Alms for a tap dancing cat. tappity tappity Check that oil, mister? quack quack quack Sometimes I worry about, Garfield. Ha ha ha ha

5 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I in a bad mood. STOMP! STOMP STOMP! STOMP! Thanks, Odie.

6 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP Are you playing with the blinds again, Garfield? I could just scream.

7 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing up there, Garfield? Come a little closer and ask that again.

8 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'll get you out, Garfield. CLUNK! Gee, is there anything I can do for you? Notify your next of kin.

9 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Cats are great to sleep with on chilly nights. scratch scratch scratch scratch If you can put up with some of their eccentricities.

10 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Cats are not only cute and fuzzy... We also make keen alarm clocks. At no extra charge.

11 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

* MERORRR KACHING! * EROWRR ** SPLAT! ** ROWERROWER * CLOP! Have you considered putting an end to your late-night caterwauling, Garfield? What? And give up show business?!

12 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Nermal's come to visit for the week. I wish I could keep him. Kittens are like strings...every yo-yo wants one.

13 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Awwwww, isn't Nermal cute? Look kid...Jon is MY owner. This is MY territory. I'M the cute one around here. Got it? It's easier to charm your way through life if you have the muscle to back it up.

14 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

I hate Nermal. I think I'll clean his clock. Hey, kid. How'd you like to play on this waffle iron? Bug off. I guess I'll have to use more subtle means.

15 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hey, I was once a kitten too. Hey, I'm cute too. Listen to me, will you?

16 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

kick! Where did Nermal go? He's taking a short nap.

17 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

clop clop Ha ha, cats are so cute when they play dress-up. Cute to a point, that is.

18 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch Garfield, what would you say if I said my chair is damaged? I'd say you're right. What would you say if I said the damage looks like it was done by a cat? I'd say there do appear to be some abrasions of the clawpersuasion. What wou

19 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

20 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Me, Garfield the cat, a walking flea circus. What a bummer. I don't mind the itching or biting. But the lights from the midway are keeping me awake.

21 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Here it is. flea n. a small wingless, bloodsucking parasite... also see: brother-in-law

22 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'll fix those pesky fleas. Women and children first! Help! I'm going down for the third time! Gasp! Blurb! I can't stand it.

23 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to put this flea collar on you, Garfield. Not in your life. ROWR -

24 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

25 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

BATH TIME! SPLASH! Close, but no banana.

26 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

Cats are invincible. Woe be to he who incurs the wrath of a cat. smack How long will he be in that body cast, doc? About a week. I could've guessed as much.

27 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

I know it's no fun being in a cast, Garfield. We'll just have to make the best of your situation. You'll make a keen doorstop. You're really enjoying this, aren't you, Jon?

28 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

tip -

29 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

waka waka waka waka waka waka

30 October 1980
 


 
Garfield

How does it feel to be out of your cast, Garfield? scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

31 October 1980
 




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