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Garfield

Say, "Ah," Garfield. I'll take your temperature if you don't say, "Ah". Ah.

1 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

I know you're just a veterinarian, Liz, but I've had these dizzy spells lately... Well now, why don't we just check your blood pressure. Uh...DOCTOR.

2 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Oh, boy, it is chilly this morning. SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SIP GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE GULP That feels so warm. Ahhh You really enjoy your coffee, don't you, Garfield?

3 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Ready for tennis? As soon as I feed Garfield. He's hungry. How do you know that? I have my ways.

4 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Here's a picture of Garfield at the zoo. Here's Garfield sitting next to a very rare $200 parrot. Here's a picture of me shelling out 300 bucks for Garfield's lunch.

5 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Help yourself, Garfield. Would you like a little coffee in that sugar?

6 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

This should blow Jon's mind. Me, Garfield, being nice to Odie. pat pat Heh heh, nice. pat pat THAT WAS a JOKE, YOU TWIT.

7 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

push! This table wasn't big enough for the both of us.

8 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

POOMP! Oops. I crunched Jon's antenna. A little more to the right, Garfield.

9 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Watch this. I'm going to swing down on this vine and swoop up Jon's chicken. YANK YANK SWOOP! Where did the vine come from?

10 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? This week we're going to visit dad and mom on the farm. Yipee skip. I think I'll call in sick this week.

11 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

There's only one thing you have to remember when we get to the farm, Garfield. Watch where you step. Let me out.

12 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hi, dad. Welcome hom, city boy. Hi, mom. EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT. Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens, I think I'm going to like it here.

13 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

EAT, EAT, EAT. Mom, is that all you can say? "Eat, eat, eat"? You should meet some nice girl, settle down, have a family. Pass the mashed potatoes. EAT, EAT, EAT.

14 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

How's Garfield adjusting to the farm? OINK! You mean, how's the farm adjusting to Garfield.

15 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'm glad we visited the farm, dad. Yup. It's nice to get away from it all. Yup. Way, way, wayyyy away.

16 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

-

17 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

This would be a good morning for a brisk walk. To the food dish.

18 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

CLACK! Life wasn't half as much fun before I got my yo-yo bone.

19 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger sees an evil dog. The caped avenger springs into action. The caped avenger hurts himself.

20 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

SWIPE! Thanks, Garfield. I hate to lick stamps. Bluh, bluh.

21 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

We're having lasagna for dinner tonight, Garfield. PLTOOEY! What say I bake it first. What say.

22 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

I could use a good back walk, Garfield. This is great. You'd make someone a good wife. NO CLAWS! NO CLAWS!

23 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

It's not the having, it's the getting.

24 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

You're too fat, Garfield. I'm putting you on another diet. He makes me so mad. If I could have gotten up on that chair, I would have given him the beating of his life.

25 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

Here's a carrot for your diet, Garfield. You know what to do with it. I certainly do. Here, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

26 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

I know you're unhappy, Garfield, but I wouldn't have to put you on diets if you wouldn't eat so much. I can't help it. I have a glandular condition... An overactive mouth gland.

27 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

This diet's a real bummer. I'm getting weaker by the minute. I must be going into cholesterol withdrawal. That's when you have the urge to make a highball out of bacon grease.

28 February 1980
 


 
Garfield

B-R-R-R-R Awwww, poor thing. First you're on a diet, now you're freezing. Where's your blanket? I ate it.

29 February 1980
 




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