Say, "Ah," Garfield. I'll take your temperature if you don't say, "Ah". Ah.1 February 1980 |
 I know you're just a veterinarian, Liz, but I've had these dizzy spells lately... Well now, why don't we just check your blood pressure. Uh...DOCTOR.2 February 1980 |
 Oh, boy, it is chilly this morning. SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SIP GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE GULP That feels so warm. Ahhh You really enjoy your coffee, don't you, Garfield?3 February 1980 |
 Ready for tennis? As soon as I feed Garfield. He's hungry. How do you know that? I have my ways.4 February 1980 |
 Here's a picture of Garfield at the zoo. Here's Garfield sitting next to a very rare $200 parrot. Here's a picture of me shelling out 300 bucks for Garfield's lunch.5 February 1980 |
 Help yourself, Garfield. Would you like a little coffee in that sugar?6 February 1980 |
 This should blow Jon's mind. Me, Garfield, being nice to Odie. pat pat Heh heh, nice. pat pat THAT WAS a JOKE, YOU TWIT.7 February 1980 |
 push! This table wasn't big enough for the both of us.8 February 1980 |
 POOMP! Oops. I crunched Jon's antenna. A little more to the right, Garfield.9 February 1980 |
 Watch this. I'm going to swing down on this vine and swoop up Jon's chicken. YANK YANK SWOOP! Where did the vine come from?10 February 1980 |
 Guess what, Garfield? This week we're going to visit dad and mom on the farm. Yipee skip. I think I'll call in sick this week.11 February 1980 |
 There's only one thing you have to remember when we get to the farm, Garfield. Watch where you step. Let me out.12 February 1980 |
 Hi, dad. Welcome hom, city boy. Hi, mom. EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT. Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens, I think I'm going to like it here.13 February 1980 |
 EAT, EAT, EAT. Mom, is that all you can say? "Eat, eat, eat"? You should meet some nice girl, settle down, have a family. Pass the mashed potatoes. EAT, EAT, EAT.14 February 1980 |
 How's Garfield adjusting to the farm? OINK! You mean, how's the farm adjusting to Garfield.15 February 1980 |
 I'm glad we visited the farm, dad. Yup. It's nice to get away from it all. Yup. Way, way, wayyyy away.16 February 1980 |
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 This would be a good morning for a brisk walk. To the food dish.18 February 1980 |
 CLACK! Life wasn't half as much fun before I got my yo-yo bone.19 February 1980 |
 The caped avenger sees an evil dog. The caped avenger springs into action. The caped avenger hurts himself.20 February 1980 |
 SWIPE! Thanks, Garfield. I hate to lick stamps. Bluh, bluh.21 February 1980 |
 We're having lasagna for dinner tonight, Garfield. PLTOOEY! What say I bake it first. What say.22 February 1980 |
 I could use a good back walk, Garfield. This is great. You'd make someone a good wife. NO CLAWS! NO CLAWS!23 February 1980 |
 It's not the having, it's the getting.24 February 1980 |
 You're too fat, Garfield. I'm putting you on another diet. He makes me so mad. If I could have gotten up on that chair, I would have given him the beating of his life.25 February 1980 |
 Here's a carrot for your diet, Garfield. You know what to do with it. I certainly do. Here, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.26 February 1980 |
 I know you're unhappy, Garfield, but I wouldn't have to put you on diets if you wouldn't eat so much. I can't help it. I have a glandular condition... An overactive mouth gland.27 February 1980 |
 This diet's a real bummer. I'm getting weaker by the minute. I must be going into cholesterol withdrawal. That's when you have the urge to make a highball out of bacon grease.28 February 1980 |
 B-R-R-R-R Awwww, poor thing. First you're on a diet, now you're freezing. Where's your blanket? I ate it.29 February 1980 |
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