You're looking trimmer, Garfield. I'll take you off your diet now. WHEW! POOMP!
1 March 1980
Oh no, you don't, Garfield. This chicken leg is mine. Let's hear it it for claws.
2 March 1980
Gee, I feel good. I feel like being nice to everybody today. I must be coming down with something.
3 March 1980
Heh heh Cats love to play in grocery bags. Darn...no groceries.
4 March 1980
When the newspaper comes each day, I take the editorial page and Jon takes the funnies. HA! HA! HA! HA! There's no accounting for some people's taste.
5 March 1980
SWIPE! Let me guess...you're hungry. Right on.
6 March 1980
Come on , kitty. Sing your song. Doo-da, doo-da.
7 March 1980
OH NO! PUNT! Don't laugh. How would you like to have dog drool all over YOUR teddy bear?
8 March 1980
Graceful. Blow it out your ear.
9 March 1980
This looks like it's going to be a good week. Nuts...nuts, nuts, nuts.
10 March 1980
meyow Listen to that. purrr The kid's a walking cliche. ffft
11 March 1980
whip! rip rip rip Aww, how cute.
12 March 1980
Garfield, you should learn to play with Nermal. Sure thing. hop hop Let me rephrase that. dribble dribble dribble
13 March 1980
Here, Nermal. Do something more constructive with your time. -
14 March 1980
Say good-bye to Garfield, Nermal. smack -
15 March 1980
ZIP! Where there's a will...
16 March 1980
Garfield, get your lazy bones out of bed and come to breakfast. scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape
17 March 1980
Is that all I am to you? Merely an obstruction in the road of life.
18 March 1980
I know you cats are inquisitive by nature, Garfield. And I know this is your home as well as mine... BUT STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!
19 March 1980
Computers...everything is controlled by computers these days. That chicken you ate was even raised by a computer. *b*u*r*p*
20 March 1980
Let's go eat, Odie. What say you go formal. With a white tie and tail.
21 March 1980
It's a myth that cats are high-strung. BARK There's a lot of truth in those old myths.
22 March 1980
Have a fish, Garfield. GULP PTOOEY THAT WAS AMAZING! I have nimble teeth.
23 March 1980
Guess what, Garfield? I'm entering you in a cat show. That should be fun... I'll be dynamite in the swimsuit competition.
24 March 1980
You'll have to take a bath before the cat show, Garfield. I'll take my chances. Clean cats are winning cats. The things I do for stardom.
25 March 1980
Now let's fluff you up. rrrrrr -
26 March 1980
We need a gimmick for the cat show, Garfield, something to make the judge notice you. This should do it. It's a sad state of affairs when a pet owner stoops to humiliating a cat.
27 March 1980
They'll probably want you to do tricks at the show, Garfield, so hop through this hoop. I could just cry.
28 March 1980
Hurry up, Garfield! Time to leave for the cat show. grrr rowr YIP! ROWR! FFT! I could just cry.
29 March 1980
This is it, Garfield, your first cat show. Where do I put my cat? Put him here. -
30 March 1980
Is this the cat show? Yes it is. But the DOG show is NEXT week.
31 March 1980