You're looking trimmer, Garfield. I'll take you off your diet now. - - WHEW! POOMP!
1 March 1980
- - - Oh no, you don't, Garfield. This chicken leg is mine. - - - - Let's hear it it for claws.
2 March 1980
Gee, I feel good. - I feel like being nice to everybody today. - I must be coming down with something.
3 March 1980
Heh heh - Cats love to play in grocery bags. - Darn...no groceries.
4 March 1980
When the newspaper comes each day, I take the editorial page and Jon takes the funnies. - HA! HA! HA! HA! - There's no accounting for some people's taste.
5 March 1980
- SWIPE! - Let me guess...you're hungry. Right on.
6 March 1980
Come on , kitty. Sing your song. - - Doo-da, doo-da.
7 March 1980
OH NO! - PUNT! - Don't laugh. How would you like to have dog drool all over YOUR teddy bear?
8 March 1980
- - - - - Graceful. Blow it out your ear.
9 March 1980
This looks like it's going to be a good week. - - Nuts...nuts, nuts, nuts.
10 March 1980
meyow - Listen to that. purrr - The kid's a walking cliche. ffft
11 March 1980
whip! - rip rip rip - Aww, how cute.
12 March 1980
Garfield, you should learn to play with Nermal. Sure thing. hop hop - - Let me rephrase that. dribble dribble dribble
13 March 1980
- Here, Nermal. Do something more constructive with your time. -
14 March 1980
Say good-bye to Garfield, Nermal. smack - -
15 March 1980
- - - - - - ZIP! - Where there's a will...
16 March 1980
Garfield, get your lazy bones out of bed and come to breakfast. - scrape scrape scrape - scrape scrape scrape
17 March 1980
- - Is that all I am to you? Merely an obstruction in the road of life.
18 March 1980
I know you cats are inquisitive by nature, Garfield. - And I know this is your home as well as mine... - BUT STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!
19 March 1980
Computers...everything is controlled by computers these days. - That chicken you ate was even raised by a computer. - *b*u*r*p*
20 March 1980
Let's go eat, Odie. - What say you go formal. - With a white tie and tail.
21 March 1980
It's a myth that cats are high-strung. - BARK - There's a lot of truth in those old myths.
22 March 1980
Have a fish, Garfield. - - - GULP - PTOOEY - THAT WAS AMAZING! I have nimble teeth.
23 March 1980
Guess what, Garfield? I'm entering you in a cat show. - That should be fun... - I'll be dynamite in the swimsuit competition.
24 March 1980
You'll have to take a bath before the cat show, Garfield. I'll take my chances. - Clean cats are winning cats. - The things I do for stardom.
25 March 1980
Now let's fluff you up. - rrrrrr -
26 March 1980
We need a gimmick for the cat show, Garfield, something to make the judge notice you. - This should do it. - It's a sad state of affairs when a pet owner stoops to humiliating a cat.
27 March 1980
They'll probably want you to do tricks at the show, Garfield, so hop through this hoop. - - I could just cry.
28 March 1980
Hurry up, Garfield! Time to leave for the cat show. grrr rowr - YIP! ROWR! FFT! - I could just cry.
29 March 1980
This is it, Garfield, your first cat show. - Where do I put my cat? Put him here. - - -
30 March 1980
Is this the cat show? - Yes it is. - But the DOG show is NEXT week.
31 March 1980