I'd like to enter Garfield in the cat show. Okay. - Hmmm, lesee here, hmmm. - I'm sorry, but we don't have a "fat" division. Let me at him!
1 April 1980
Hi, what have you got there? - This is Monarch, a registered ruddy abyssinian. He's in the grand champion division with 1400 CFA points...what's that? - This is Garfield. He's...uh sort of yellowish orange and he's got stripes. I've never
2 April 1980
Cat shows are disgusting. - Imagine, pitting one cat another on a physical basis. This is all so phony. - Judge
3 April 1980
Cat Show - - Darned if my competitive nature didn't get the best of me again.
4 April 1980
And the winner of the household cat division is... - GARFIELD! - Congratulations, Garfield! Did you ever think you could win a cat show? Does a baby go goo?
5 April 1980
I've solved the case, captain. The murderer is... - We interrupt this program to tell you there's a thunderstorm coming into the area. - How dare they break into my favorite TV show for a weather report! - I'm calling the station to give
6 April 1980
- BONK! - Garfield hates mondays. I hate mondays.
7 April 1980
You're great, Garfield. - You're warm, furry, cuddly, and... - If you say "cute" I'll scratch your eyes out.
8 April 1980
- - I think I'll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown.
9 April 1980
What's warm and fun to lie in... - And must be chased, but can't be caught? -
10 April 1980
- Okay, Garfield. What've you done? - WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! I love mental games.
11 April 1980
plip! - plip! - I don't like raisins in my cereal. plip! I KNOW! I KNOW!
12 April 1980
- Leave that chicken leg alone, Garfield. It's mine. - - SMACK! - - WHACK! SPLAT! - It's things like this that tend to diminish my enthusiasm for a cat.
13 April 1980
Uh-oh, Garfield wants in! tap tap - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - When I want in, I want in NOW.
14 April 1980
TWEET TWEET - SPROING! -
15 April 1980
VARRROOM! B-B-B-B-VOOM! BAROOM! - meyow - VROWMMM! SCREEEE! VOOM! VOOM!
16 April 1980
Television should be more informative. Television should be more intellectually stimulating. - I'm going to start a movement for more socially aware TV programming! - Just as soon as I'm finished watching "The Beach Creature Annoys Sandra
17 April 1980
- I think you're missing the point of our walks, Garfield. -
18 April 1980
Hey there, good-looking. I don't believe I've seen you around here before. - Do you believe in love at the first sight? - Where have you been all my life?
19 April 1980
I'm bored. - I'm sick of being cooped up in this house all day. - LET ME OUT! I NEED SPACE! - - - -
20 April 1980
How about a date. doc? Okay. - Are you going out with me because of my charm, or my good looks? - It must be your charm. Bingo.
21 April 1980
You're not going to stand me up again, are you, doc? Really...why are you going out with me? - You amuse me. - I'll settle for that. Don Juan dazzles another love-struck waif.
22 April 1980
This is is great. I have a date with Liz. I'll finally have her all to myself. - Just her and me. - And kitty makes three.
23 April 1980
What do you have planned for us tonight? - First we'll jet to a Hollywood premiere and reception with the stars. Then have an intimate dinner at a posh restaurant followed by an evening of dancing at a private club topped off with bubbly on
24 April 1980
What's the movie tonight? The Sludge Monster Meets Vermin Man. - Never heard of it. - We've seen it eight times. Go Sludge Monster!
25 April 1980
Thanks for going out with me tonight, Liz. I'm sorry Garfield came along. He's a little overbearing at times. - But, at any rate...I'd like to...uh...it was...I mean...er...uh... - Kiss her, you dip.
26 April 1980
- Stand aside, little lady, I'll stop the traffic for you. - HOLD UP! - - VOOM! - My hero.
27 April 1980
- Face it, Garfield... - You aren't the kitten you once were.
28 April 1980
I'm making some really great soup for supper, Garfield. Something's wrong here. - And now some seasoning... I don't like the sound of this. - BATH TIME! I've been duped again!
29 April 1980
'm really going to get you clean today, Garfield. - scrub scrub scrub scrub - What's this? One of my stripes, you bimbo.
30 April 1980