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Garfield

DON'T GO OUTSIDE! I just mowed the lawn!

1 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Eat up, Pal. I won't say Garfield is fat, but the last time he got on a ferris wheel, the two guys on top starved to death. SPLAT!

2 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

I must speak to Jon about changing the water in my bowl.

3 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

What's happening? I have no urge to shove Odie off the table! I'm losing my touch! I must be having an attack of nice! PUSH With self-control you can conquer anything.

4 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Guess who's come to visit? Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. You're so cute it's disgusting! That's true. But it's a cross I'll just have to bear.

5 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

How come I've known you a year, Nermal, and you're still a tiny kitten? I think small. And the coffee and cigarettes don't hurt.

6 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hee, hee, hee. Here, Nermal. Have a steak. You really trade on cute, don't you? I manage.

7 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

You're too cute, Nermal. CUTE IS TASTELESS! CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT! So what's so hot about ugly? Good point.

8 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Psst, hey, fella. Wanna buy a kitten? What the? Black market kittens. I'll make a killing.

9 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Nermal, do you think you could teach me to be cute, too? Sure. First, open your eyes just as wide as you can. Now lose about 20 pounds. Very funny.

10 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

YAWN! YAWN YAWN YAWN!

11 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

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12 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Now where could my rubber mousie be? EIYEEEEE! SPLASH! That's right. I left it in the bathtub.

13 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

I LOVE LASAGNA! I love to smear it on my body. Which insures I don't have to share it with anyone.

14 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

I bet you didn't know cats can shed at will.

15 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Why would you ever want to catch that fish? Some people LOVE cats for what they are... And some people ARE cats for what they LOVE.

16 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

What's the matter, Jon? Cat got your tongue? You might thay that.

17 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

MERORRR POOF! EROWRR CHUKONG! ROWERROWER CLOBBER! -

18 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

* * * * * * * * *

19 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

** *** MY PIANO'S POSSESSED! THERE'S AN EVIL SPIRIT IN MY PIANO! You take that back!

20 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Good day, sports freaks. Welcome to your first tennis lesson. First, hold your tennis racquet just like this... Now drain your spaghetti with it.

21 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

gasp struggle wheeze Lasagna! I need lasagna! Let's talk about this pasta dependency of yours, Garfield. First, a noodle, then we talk.

22 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'll just take the last helping of lasagna, Garfield. And you may do whatever you wish with the pan, ha-ha. WHANG! SPLAT!

23 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

I'm getting tired of your string-arm tactics around here, Garfield. Remember: blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. But, in the meantime, the strong will make a pretty comfortable living.

24 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

GRAB! STRETCH PTING! KABOING! zoom! FLAP FLAP FLAP That's the darndest thing I've ever seen.

25 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

The bathroom is secured, sir.

26 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

BACK!...BACK, YOU SAVAGE! Savage...I like that.

27 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

SPLOOT! What's that? Lemon meringue Odie.

28 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

HERE, ODIE! I'm going to train you to sit up today. It's hard to teach a dead dog new tricks.

29 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

Some people say I'm mean to Odie. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE dogs. And if I'm lying, may lightning... Strike the dog next door. kerow! yip!

30 May 1980
 


 
Garfield

To properly enjoy tennis you must have the correct stance. You'll have to imagine the easy chair, TV, and six-pack.

31 May 1980
 




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