- Time to put you out, Garfield. - I don't wanna go out! - - SLAM! - -
1 June 1980
It's that time of year again. - "hen my animal instincts send me into the wild for forage for food. - And the girl scouts start carrying cookies.
2 June 1980
Come on, girl scout. Come to Garfield. - B-B-B-B-B EEEK! - Darn. I was hoping for chocolate chip.
3 June 1980
Hey, mister, your cat ate all my girl scout cookies. - How do you know it was MY cat who ate your cookies? - Twelve boxes worth? That's my cat. o-o-o-o
4 June 1980
I'm very disappointed of you, Garfield. - I can't believe you mugged a girl scout for her cookies. - So cancel my good conduct medal. In one ear, and out the other.
5 June 1980
Oh goody. Here come more girl scouts with more cookies! - Rats! - They have a Den Mother riding point.
6 June 1980
Here comes another girl scout. Watch this. - Beat it, cat! bonk! - Whatever happened to "Sugar 'N' Spice 'N' Everything Nice"?
7 June 1980
- SLURP! - Yuk - Look, Odie...me cat, you dog, we fight. That's the order of things. - Understand? - SLURP! -
8 June 1980
The jungle cat awakes with a voracious appetite. - He instinctively sets out to slay some breakfast. - That wasn't very pretty, but it's all part of the food chain.
9 June 1980
The alley cat scrounges for food. - He pokes his head into a promising garbage can. - PEEEYEWWW!
10 June 1980
The wild cat stalks the environs in search of prey. - He attacks a helpless chicken. - A big, BIG only semi-helpless chicken.
11 June 1980
The farm cat sets out to patrol his property. - He happens upon a plot of fresh catnip. - And wakes up the next morning in Atlantic City with a Barbie doll.
12 June 1980
The actor cat is being filmed escaping from the enemy. - He must leap off a cliff to complete the escape. - Which, of course, is done by a stunt dog.
13 June 1980
The house cat has a busy schedule. - What with sharpening claws. - And seeing his owner off on a big night.
14 June 1980
poke poke poke - poke poke poke poke I'm hungry. - Garfield, you know how I hate it when you poke me. poke poke poke - poke poke poke poke Then feed me. - How would you like it if I poked you?! POKE! - POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!
15 June 1980
What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? Another nine lives. - How about a ball of yarn? How about not? - What if I keep you in kitty sweaters? What if I keep you in stitches?
16 June 1980
In two days I'll be two years old...that's fourteen years in human terms. - I can't wait. - In another four months I'll be old enough to drive.
17 June 1980
Tomorrow, I'll be two years of age. That's the human equivalent of fourteen. - Cats have it good. - Adolescence without acne.
18 June 1980
Today is my birthday, and I hate birthdays. I'm going to get a surprise party, and I hate surprise parties. - SURPRISE, GARFIELD! - But I LOOOOVE the attention!
19 June 1980
BARK! SPLAT! - For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - CLOBBER! SPLAT!
20 June 1980
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22 June 1980
Whew, I can't finish my meal. - WHAT AM I SAYING?!! - It just wouldn't be Garfield to leave food.
23 June 1980
- - WHUMP!
24 June 1980
KONG! YIP! - I don't know why I did that. - I guess it comes naturally to a knee-jerk dog hater.
25 June 1980
- - POOF
26 June 1980
I have a tabby at home just like you. - Hee-hee. Aren't you cute! - Where are you going, Garfield? To put a runner in that lady's support hose.
27 June 1980
- Z - Why right here, Garfield?
28 June 1980
- Darn. I can't sleep. - Milk SLUP - - PUFF PUFF - - * - ...
29 June 1980
EEK! THE SLUDGE MONSTER! - Ha-ha, "Sludge Monster" indeed. How trite. -
30 June 1980