Time to put you out, Garfield. I don't wanna go out! SLAM! -
1 June 1980
It's that time of year again. "hen my animal instincts send me into the wild for forage for food. And the girl scouts start carrying cookies.
2 June 1980
Come on, girl scout. Come to Garfield. B-B-B-B-B EEEK! Darn. I was hoping for chocolate chip.
3 June 1980
Hey, mister, your cat ate all my girl scout cookies. How do you know it was MY cat who ate your cookies? Twelve boxes worth? That's my cat. o-o-o-o
4 June 1980
I'm very disappointed of you, Garfield. I can't believe you mugged a girl scout for her cookies. So cancel my good conduct medal. In one ear, and out the other.
5 June 1980
Oh goody. Here come more girl scouts with more cookies! Rats! They have a Den Mother riding point.
6 June 1980
Here comes another girl scout. Watch this. Beat it, cat! bonk! Whatever happened to "Sugar 'N' Spice 'N' Everything Nice"?
7 June 1980
SLURP! Yuk Look, Odie...me cat, you dog, we fight. That's the order of things. Understand? SLURP! -
8 June 1980
The jungle cat awakes with a voracious appetite. He instinctively sets out to slay some breakfast. That wasn't very pretty, but it's all part of the food chain.
9 June 1980
The alley cat scrounges for food. He pokes his head into a promising garbage can. PEEEYEWWW!
10 June 1980
The wild cat stalks the environs in search of prey. He attacks a helpless chicken. A big, BIG only semi-helpless chicken.
11 June 1980
The farm cat sets out to patrol his property. He happens upon a plot of fresh catnip. And wakes up the next morning in Atlantic City with a Barbie doll.
12 June 1980
The actor cat is being filmed escaping from the enemy. He must leap off a cliff to complete the escape. Which, of course, is done by a stunt dog.
13 June 1980
The house cat has a busy schedule. What with sharpening claws. And seeing his owner off on a big night.
14 June 1980
poke poke poke poke poke poke poke I'm hungry. Garfield, you know how I hate it when you poke me. poke poke poke poke poke poke poke Then feed me. How would you like it if I poked you?! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!It's things like that, that
15 June 1980
What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? Another nine lives. How about a ball of yarn? How about not? What if I keep you in kitty sweaters? What if I keep you in stitches?
16 June 1980
In two days I'll be two years old...that's fourteen years in human terms. I can't wait. In another four months I'll be old enough to drive.
17 June 1980
Tomorrow, I'll be two years of age. That's the human equivalent of fourteen. Cats have it good. Adolescence without acne.
18 June 1980
Today is my birthday, and I hate birthdays. I'm going to get a surprise party, and I hate surprise parties. SURPRISE, GARFIELD! But I LOOOOVE the attention!
19 June 1980
BARK! SPLAT! For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. CLOBBER! SPLAT!
20 June 1980
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22 June 1980
Whew, I can't finish my meal. WHAT AM I SAYING?!! It just wouldn't be Garfield to leave food.
23 June 1980
24 June 1980
KONG! YIP! I don't know why I did that. I guess it comes naturally to a knee-jerk dog hater.
25 June 1980
26 June 1980
I have a tabby at home just like you. Hee-hee. Aren't you cute! Where are you going, Garfield? To put a runner in that lady's support hose.
27 June 1980
Z Why right here, Garfield?
28 June 1980
Darn. I can't sleep. Milk SLUP PUFF PUFF * ...
29 June 1980
EEK! THE SLUDGE MONSTER! Ha-ha, "Sludge Monster" indeed. How trite. -
30 June 1980