hop hop - That's the thing about canned salmon. hop - It's easier to catch when it heads upstream to spawn.
1 August 1980
GRRRR - ROWR! - yip yip yip One of these days this fierce routine's gonna get me creamed.
2 August 1980
Snicker snicker What are you snickering about, Lyman? - I've solved our mouse problem. How so? - I've set out mousetraps baited with lasagna. Oh no! - NOT LASAGNA?! - SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! -
3 August 1980
I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw. - SUCK! - Back to the drawing board.
4 August 1980
Do you know what constitutes a diet food? - It's not the calories, it's not the protein, it's not the fiber... - It's the bland.
5 August 1980
How goes the diet, Garfield? - Have you lost anything yet? Yes. - My sense of humor.
6 August 1980
Remember, Garfield, one drumstick a day on your diet and that's it. - - What the... I found a butcher who carries pterodactyl.
7 August 1980
You'll have to admit, Garfield... - Noe that you're on a diet, you're feeling better about yourself. You bet. - Aside from the hunger, dizziness and weakness, I'm having a ball.
8 August 1980
You're the correct weight... - For an aircraft carrier, ha-ha. - I shouldn't have said that.
9 August 1980
- SLOSH! - - - - - - GABING!
10 August 1980
What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? - - You get a stupid cat.
11 August 1980
Go fetch, Odie! - - When he comes to, he's going to be plenty mad.
12 August 1980
Ahem. - Mee mee mee mee, arf arf arf arf arf, bark bark bark - BARK!
13 August 1980
Garfield, I wish you wouldn't keep burying Odie in the sand. - Big deal. - I only buried him up to his knees.
14 August 1980
Don't like your cat food, huh? - Is there anything I can give it? - Last rites come to mind.
15 August 1980
You've finally done it, Garfield. - You've tangled with something bigger than you. - Yeh, but you should see the other truck.
16 August 1980
Hello, sunrise. - Hello, flower garden. - - - WACHOO - Hello, hay fever. sniff
17 August 1980
Hey, Garfield. We're going to visit dad and mom on the farm this week. - Where are you going? - To pack my bibs, and stuff some hayseeds between my teeth.
18 August 1980
Say, mom, whatever happened to Nadine, my pet chicken? She's fine. - This is great? What is it? - Nadine noodle soup. She was family!
19 August 1980
This is where milk comes from, Garfield. - How interesting, how informative. - I'll never, EVER drink milk again as long as I live.
20 August 1980
ptooy - Dad, you didn't. - A good chew never hurt nobody. ssst
21 August 1980
ssst - You're really getting into this farm thing, aren't you, Garfield? Yup. - Wanna swap sheep jokes?
22 August 1980
oin! oink! oink! - - For being edible, you're sure pulling your luck, fella!
23 August 1980
- Did you ever own a cat, Lyman? - I grew up with four of 'em. - What were their names? - Let's see... - There was "cat", "cat", "cat" and "cat". No names? - What's the use of naming a pet that won't come if you call it? Good point.
24 August 1980
BRINNNNNG! SMACK! - BOING! - I hate mondays.
25 August 1980
- - It's not the valleys in life i dread so much as the dips.
26 August 1980
- Garfield, there's nothing you can do or say to make me share my lasagna with you. - Now that was an effective little ploy.
27 August 1980
FLIP - FLIP! - You're a lousy reader, Garfield. You play a lousy game of flip, fella.
28 August 1980
- scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch -
29 August 1980
woof woof - rrrrrr - Eek, eek, shiver with fright, beg for mercy, race up a tree.
30 August 1980
- - - - - How is it you cats know exactly when to be underfoot? Lucky I guess.
31 August 1980