hop hop That's the thing about canned salmon. hop It's easier to catch when it heads upstream to spawn.
1 August 1980
GRRRR ROWR! yip yip yip One of these days this fierce routine's gonna get me creamed.
2 August 1980
Snicker snicker What are you snickering about, Lyman? I've solved our mouse problem. How so? I've set out mousetraps baited with lasagna. Oh no! NOT LASAGNA?! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! -
3 August 1980
I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw. SUCK! Back to the drawing board.
4 August 1980
Do you know what constitutes a diet food? It's not the calories, it's not the protein, it's not the fiber... It's the bland.
5 August 1980
How goes the diet, Garfield? Have you lost anything yet? Yes. My sense of humor.
6 August 1980
Remember, Garfield, one drumstick a day on your diet and that's it. What the... I found a butcher who carries pterodactyl.
7 August 1980
You'll have to admit, Garfield... Noe that you're on a diet, you're feeling better about yourself. You bet. Aside from the hunger, dizziness and weakness, I'm having a ball.
8 August 1980
You're the correct weight... For an aircraft carrier, ha-ha. I shouldn't have said that.
9 August 1980
10 August 1980
What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You get a stupid cat.
11 August 1980
Go fetch, Odie! When he comes to, he's going to be plenty mad.
12 August 1980
Ahem. Mee mee mee mee, arf arf arf arf arf, bark bark bark BARK!
13 August 1980
Garfield, I wish you wouldn't keep burying Odie in the sand. Big deal. I only buried him up to his knees.
14 August 1980
Don't like your cat food, huh? Is there anything I can give it? Last rites come to mind.
15 August 1980
You've finally done it, Garfield. You've tangled with something bigger than you. Yeh, but you should see the other truck.
16 August 1980
Hello, sunrise. Hello, flower garden. WACHOO Hello, hay fever. sniff
17 August 1980
Hey, Garfield. We're going to visit dad and mom on the farm this week. Where are you going? To pack my bibs, and stuff some hayseeds between my teeth.
18 August 1980
Say, mom, whatever happened to Nadine, my pet chicken? She's fine. This is great? What is it? Nadine noodle soup. She was family!
19 August 1980
This is where milk comes from, Garfield. How interesting, how informative. I'll never, EVER drink milk again as long as I live.
20 August 1980
ptooy Dad, you didn't. A good chew never hurt nobody. ssst
21 August 1980
ssst You're really getting into this farm thing, aren't you, Garfield? Yup. Wanna swap sheep jokes?
22 August 1980
oin! oink! oink! For being edible, you're sure pulling your luck, fella!
23 August 1980
Did you ever own a cat, Lyman? I grew up with four of 'em. What were their names? Let's see... There was "cat", "cat", "cat" and "cat". No names? What's the use of naming a pet that won't come if you call it? Good
24 August 1980
BRINNNNNG! SMACK! BOING! I hate mondays.
25 August 1980
It's not the valleys in life i dread so much as the dips.
26 August 1980
Garfield, there's nothing you can do or say to make me share my lasagna with you. Now that was an effective little ploy.
27 August 1980
FLIP FLIP! You're a lousy reader, Garfield. You play a lousy game of flip, fella.
28 August 1980
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch -
29 August 1980
woof woof rrrrrr Eek, eek, shiver with fright, beg for mercy, race up a tree.
30 August 1980
How is it you cats know exactly when to be underfoot? Lucky I guess.
31 August 1980