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Garfield

So this is 1981. - A brand new year fresh with new promise. - Big, fat, hairy deal.

1 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Just what is a diet? - A diet is self-denial. - Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything.

2 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Okay, who ate my socks? - - GARFIELD!! The guy's some kind of a psychic!

3 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

What's this strange feeling I feel today? - I feel like being nice to everyone today! - KISS - KISS KISS KISS KISS . KISS - People don't want nice...people want consistency.

4 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! OKAY! OKAY! - - Z

5 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

We cats nap anywhere, anytime. - Everyone should be so lucky. - With the possible exception of airline pilots.

6 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Z - Z - When Garfield naps, he naps HARD. Z

7 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Here it comes again! NAP ATTACK! - zzzz

8 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Oh no! I feel a nap attack coming on. But the movie's almost over. I must stay awake! - - Z

9 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Boy, what a great night's sleep. YAWN - HEY, GARFIELD. LET'S GO JOGGING. - Z

10 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

HUMANS! - I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are. That's okay. - What happened to my fern? Don't ask.

11 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Stand aside, boy. There's lasagna to be eaten! - - We have an understanding, Garfield and I...I provide the food, shelter, and affection, and he provides the abuse.

12 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

ROWRRRR - elbow - EROWR Prima donna.

13 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

I've been watching television too long. - I'd better take a break. -

14 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

- You eat too fast, Garfield. says who? - BURP

15 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

- - A seeing eye dog.

16 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

What's with you? - Someone switched my eyedrops with the airplane glue. That's terrible! - No wonder my model airplane wouldn't stick together.

17 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

mountains... - Have you ever seen such splendor? Lovely.

18 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

YAWN - TRIP! - It must be Monday.

19 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

SLUP - That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea. I know that. - Weird.

20 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

That's the biggest bird I've ever seen! - - Garfield, time to eat.

21 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

I can see the headlines now. - "Cat gets hijacked". - "And duck gets hernia"

22 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Flying looks pretty simple. - - AARRRRGG

23 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Oh pooh. - Oh goody. - Oh pooh. City Pound

24 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

ANIMAL! - THESE FOUR WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! - You've only been here two minutes. I know, but this is my first shot at a prison scene.

25 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe it. Me, Garfield, in a dog pound. - That's "City Pound." There are cats here too, you know. - Arf arf. Oh shut up, fluffy.

26 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

My name's Guido, and this here is my associate, Fluffy. - Guido and Fluffy? - I've killed for less than that. One of your sensitive-tough types.

27 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Guido. Why is Fluffy here in the city pound? - His previous owner encountered considerable difficulty in cultivating Fluffy with the proper hygienic habits. - Couldn't be housebroken, huh? Puddle City.

28 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

How long will I have to stay here in the pound? Till your owner comes to pick you up. - What if he doesn't come? Then it's curtains for you. - Great! I love to sharpen my claws on curtains. How do I break this to him?

29 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

We gotta bust out of this pound. Got any ideas? Why don't we use Fluffy as a battering ram? - FLUFFY! BE A BATTERING RAM! Yah. - CRASH!

30 January 1981
 


 
Garfield

Thanks for helping me escape from the pound, Guido. No sweat. - It's nice to finally be out of trouble. What a relief it is to be returning to the safety and comfort of home. - Whatever that is...

31 January 1981
 




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