So this is 1981. - A brand new year fresh with new promise. - Big, fat, hairy deal.
1 January 1981
Just what is a diet? - A diet is self-denial. - Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything.
2 January 1981
Okay, who ate my socks? - - GARFIELD!! The guy's some kind of a psychic!
3 January 1981
What's this strange feeling I feel today? - I feel like being nice to everyone today! - KISS - KISS KISS KISS KISS . KISS - People don't want nice...people want consistency.
4 January 1981
FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! OKAY! OKAY! - - Z
5 January 1981
We cats nap anywhere, anytime. - Everyone should be so lucky. - With the possible exception of airline pilots.
6 January 1981
Z - Z - When Garfield naps, he naps HARD. Z
7 January 1981
Here it comes again! NAP ATTACK! - zzzz
8 January 1981
Oh no! I feel a nap attack coming on. But the movie's almost over. I must stay awake! - - Z
9 January 1981
Boy, what a great night's sleep. YAWN - HEY, GARFIELD. LET'S GO JOGGING. - Z
10 January 1981
HUMANS! - I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are. That's okay. - What happened to my fern? Don't ask.
11 January 1981
Stand aside, boy. There's lasagna to be eaten! - - We have an understanding, Garfield and I...I provide the food, shelter, and affection, and he provides the abuse.
12 January 1981
ROWRRRR - elbow - EROWR Prima donna.
13 January 1981
I've been watching television too long. - I'd better take a break. -
14 January 1981
- You eat too fast, Garfield. says who? - BURP
15 January 1981
- - A seeing eye dog.
16 January 1981
What's with you? - Someone switched my eyedrops with the airplane glue. That's terrible! - No wonder my model airplane wouldn't stick together.
17 January 1981
mountains... - Have you ever seen such splendor? Lovely.
18 January 1981
YAWN - TRIP! - It must be Monday.
19 January 1981
SLUP - That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea. I know that. - Weird.
20 January 1981
That's the biggest bird I've ever seen! - - Garfield, time to eat.
21 January 1981
I can see the headlines now. - "Cat gets hijacked". - "And duck gets hernia"
22 January 1981
Flying looks pretty simple. - - AARRRRGG
23 January 1981
Oh pooh. - Oh goody. - Oh pooh. City Pound
24 January 1981
ANIMAL! - THESE FOUR WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! - You've only been here two minutes. I know, but this is my first shot at a prison scene.
25 January 1981
I can't believe it. Me, Garfield, in a dog pound. - That's "City Pound." There are cats here too, you know. - Arf arf. Oh shut up, fluffy.
26 January 1981
My name's Guido, and this here is my associate, Fluffy. - Guido and Fluffy? - I've killed for less than that. One of your sensitive-tough types.
27 January 1981
Tell me, Guido. Why is Fluffy here in the city pound? - His previous owner encountered considerable difficulty in cultivating Fluffy with the proper hygienic habits. - Couldn't be housebroken, huh? Puddle City.
28 January 1981
How long will I have to stay here in the pound? Till your owner comes to pick you up. - What if he doesn't come? Then it's curtains for you. - Great! I love to sharpen my claws on curtains. How do I break this to him?
29 January 1981
We gotta bust out of this pound. Got any ideas? Why don't we use Fluffy as a battering ram? - FLUFFY! BE A BATTERING RAM! Yah. - CRASH!
30 January 1981
Thanks for helping me escape from the pound, Guido. No sweat. - It's nice to finally be out of trouble. What a relief it is to be returning to the safety and comfort of home. - Whatever that is...
31 January 1981