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1 November 1981
BARK BARK BARK - - I hate mondays.
2 November 1981
Could it be Jon bought a new pair of slacks? - Yes, they're new all right. - No cat hairs.
3 November 1981
Garfield! I didn't know cats could play guitars. - Sure, cats are natural guitarists. - We have built in picks.
4 November 1981
5 November 1981
Oboy! Pizza! - Uh-oh. - Okay, who's in there? Ain't nobody here but us anchovies.
6 November 1981
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap - Garfield, leave Odie alone. tap tap tap tap - tap tap tap tap tap tap A guy tries to have a little fun.
7 November 1981
- Garfield will be in here any minute to wake me for breakfast. - He'll pry my eye open to see if I'm awake. - Then he will tap dance eon my head. - And then he'll sit on my chest and breathe in my face until I get up! - - OKAY! OKAY! - What
8 November 1981
Look, Garfield. Mom made a sweater for you. - - I've never liked your mother.
9 November 1981
10 November 1981
Oh, Garfield. - What happened to my candy caramels? - Mon't mook at meef
11 November 1981
Look at that beautiful sunset, Garfield. - It's nice having you to share it with. - You have something in your eye? Yes, a little speck of sentiment.
12 November 1981
What's so special about a pet-owner relationship, Garfield? - Could it be everyone needs someone to lord over? Could be. - But what do YOU get out of it?
13 November 1981
You know, Garfield... - I wonder what people would do without cats? Wither away and die, I suspect. - I wonder what cats would do without people? who'd change our kitty litter?
14 November 1981
- Ha, ha. Okay, Odie. - Have a steak. - ZIP! - Oh, very well, Garfield. - Have some bacon and eggs, . SPLAT! -
15 November 1981
I, Garfield The Cat, resolve to spend the entire week in bed. - Oh sure, the going may get tough at times... - But my sheer will and determination should resist the temptation to get up.
16 November 1981
Spending a whole week in bed isn't as easy as it looks. - It takes preparation. - Did you bring the party mix, Pooky?
17 November 1981
Garfield, are you going to stay in bed all week? Yup. - Dinner is on the table. - I think I'm going to cry.
18 November 1981
Hey, Garfield...figure this one out... - How do you plan to stay in bed all week and yet come to dinner too? -
19 November 1981
Heh heh. Just look at that. Garfield has his bed and his food. He's in kitty heaven. Cats have such simple pleasures. - -
20 November 1981
Spending an entire week in bed was fun. - But I crave more variety than that. - Now I think I'll spend an entire week in this easy chair.
21 November 1981
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22 November 1981
BAT - FWIP FWIP FWIP - I'm beginning to dread mondays.
23 November 1981
So I'm stuck in a window blind, big deal. - The pain and humiliation I can handle. - It's losing the air of dignity that kills me.
24 November 1981
25 November 1981
I'd cry out for help. - But I couldn't handle that. - Predicaments are embarrassing only when noticed by someone else.
26 November 1981
I'm going to get you out, Garfield. - But I'd like to do it without hurting the window blind. - It's things like this that let you know where you stand in life.
27 November 1981
VOILA! One cat out of the blind! - There's no need to thank me, Garfield. -
28 November 1981
- FLICK - AYIEEEEE - Z - Z -
29 November 1981
Here I am, Nermal, the world's cutest kitten! - What makes you think you're so cute? Simple, ALL kittens are cute until they grow into cats and become ugly. - I didn't have to hear that. I tell it like it is, baby cakes.
30 November 1981