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Garfield

CHUNG!

1 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

BARK BARK BARK I hate mondays.

2 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Could it be Jon bought a new pair of slacks? Yes, they're new all right. No cat hairs.

3 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! I didn't know cats could play guitars. Sure, cats are natural guitarists. We have built in picks.

4 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

-

5 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Oboy! Pizza! Uh-oh. Okay, who's in there? Ain't nobody here but us anchovies.

6 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap Garfield, leave Odie alone. tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap A guy tries to have a little fun.

7 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Garfield will be in here any minute to wake me for breakfast. He'll pry my eye open to see if I'm awake. Then he will tap dance eon my head. And then he'll sit on my chest and breathe in my face until I get up! OKAY! OKAY! Whatdid I do?

8 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield. Mom made a sweater for you. I've never liked your mother.

9 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

-

10 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Garfield. What happened to my candy caramels? Mon't mook at meef

11 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Look at that beautiful sunset, Garfield. It's nice having you to share it with. You have something in your eye? Yes, a little speck of sentiment.

12 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

What's so special about a pet-owner relationship, Garfield? Could it be everyone needs someone to lord over? Could be. But what do YOU get out of it?

13 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I wonder what people would do without cats? Wither away and die, I suspect. I wonder what cats would do without people? who'd change our kitty litter?

14 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Ha, ha. Okay, Odie. Have a steak. ZIP! Oh, very well, Garfield. Have some bacon and eggs, . SPLAT! -

15 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

I, Garfield The Cat, resolve to spend the entire week in bed. Oh sure, the going may get tough at times... But my sheer will and determination should resist the temptation to get up.

16 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Spending a whole week in bed isn't as easy as it looks. It takes preparation. Did you bring the party mix, Pooky?

17 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, are you going to stay in bed all week? Yup. Dinner is on the table. I think I'm going to cry.

18 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield...figure this one out... How do you plan to stay in bed all week and yet come to dinner too? -

19 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Heh heh. Just look at that. Garfield has his bed and his food. He's in kitty heaven. Cats have such simple pleasures. -

20 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Spending an entire week in bed was fun. But I crave more variety than that. Now I think I'll spend an entire week in this easy chair.

21 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

-

22 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

BAT FWIP FWIP FWIP I'm beginning to dread mondays.

23 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

So I'm stuck in a window blind, big deal. The pain and humiliation I can handle. It's losing the air of dignity that kills me.

24 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

-

25 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'd cry out for help. But I couldn't handle that. Predicaments are embarrassing only when noticed by someone else.

26 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to get you out, Garfield. But I'd like to do it without hurting the window blind. It's things like this that let you know where you stand in life.

27 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

VOILA! One cat out of the blind! There's no need to thank me, Garfield. -

28 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

FLICK AYIEEEEE Z Z -

29 November 1981
 


 
Garfield

Here I am, Nermal, the world's cutest kitten! What makes you think you're so cute? Simple, ALL kittens are cute until they grow into cats and become ugly. I didn't have to hear that. I tell it like it is, baby cakes.

30 November 1981
 




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