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Garfield

- - Why, hello there. I'm lost. - Aren't you cute! Can you give me directions! - Run along now, Kitty. - - - What did I do?

1 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

So what if I'm lost. Big deal. I can handle it. - Cats are adventurous. Cats are independent. Cats are strong... - I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!

2 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

It should be no problem finding my way home. Cats have a natural homing instinct. - My instinct tells me to go that way. - BONK!

3 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

FOOD! I GOTTA HAVE FOOD! - Health Food Store - FOOD! I GOTTA HAVE FOOD!

4 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I beat. I must've walked two blocks today. - It will be nice to get home. I miss my chew bone, my chew toy, - And Odie, my chew dog.

5 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

I guess I'll have to hitchhike home. - Fortunately for me, I have something most other cats don't. - Thumbs.

6 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WELCOME BACK! - I'm starved. You must be starved. I'll get some food. - Home is where they understand you.

7 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

* * - * * ** - ** ? ** - ** - * * - ***!

8 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

MY FEET! WHERE ARE MY FEET?! - - Maybe I could stand to lose a pound or two.

9 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you won't say you're fat... - But you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory! -

10 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

I wish Jon wouldn't kid me about my weight. - I'm a very sensitive person. - Et tu, chair?

11 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

My, my, a chocolate covered peanut. - RIP! - I think I need a bigger cat suit.

12 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

- - Sorry about that.

13 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! DINNER! - I appreciate your promptness, Garfield... - BUT, NEXT TIME, OPEN THE DOOR! Oops.

14 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Watch out, Metropolis. Garfield is in town. - This is my night to howl. - AROOO - Hey, baby, what's happenin' Buzz off, creep. - arooooo - Hi there, how about a kiss? Don't do me no favors. - How about you and me. Pack it in, jack. - aroooo.

15 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. It's diet time. - Let's diet together, Garfield. That would be more fun. - How does the old proverb go? "Misery loves company".

16 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to the first day of your diet, Garfield. - Through self-denial, you will realize a slimmer, more self-assured you. - I THINK I'M GONNA DIE!

17 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

I shall now attempt to eat a lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce. - Lightly seasoned with... - One quart of mayonnaise! BLOP

18 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Dieting is easy when you set your mind to it. - I no longer crave food. - IT'S THE CALORIES I CRAVE!

19 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

- - I gotta get off this diet!

20 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Zowie! A picture of lasagna! - RIP! - Not too bad except for the staples. ptooey

21 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

SNAP! - I love static electricity. scuff scuff scuff scuff - POP! - SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF - POW - I hate static electricity.

22 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

BRINNNNG! - I love to wake up early. - The earlier you set your alarm, the longer you can oversleep.

23 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

It's yawn and crick time. - YAWN - CRICK!

24 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Eat your food, Garfield. No, It's youkky. - How would you like to go to bed without dinner? - Somehow, that psychology doesn't seem to work on Garfield.

25 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Why do people love teddy bears? - It's for their don'ts... - They don't eat your food. They don't dance with your date and they don't trump your ace lead.

26 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

- I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now. -

27 February 1981
 


 
Garfield

Have you ever seen such a sad movie in all your life, Garfield? - Maybe I'm too hardened. Maybe I'm too cynical... - But I wasn't that moved by "Flipper Gets The Ick".

28 February 1981
 




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