The light bulb's burned out. - Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark going blind. - I'll fix it. He's such a good boy.
1 April 1981
When I was your age I was married and had a kid. Yeh, me! - - Good argument, son. But I still think you should get married.
2 April 1981
Now that the sun has set, we come to the exciting part. - We turn around to watch the moon rise. - Be still my beating heart.
3 April 1981
It IS kind of pretty out here on the farm. - chirp chirp - Walt Disney, eat your heart out.
4 April 1981
- Uh oh. I'll never make it across that sunbeam awake. - Nothing ventured, nothing gained. - Z poomp! - Come on , Garfield, let's go for a walk. Z - Z Z
5 April 1981
You're getting a little pudgy there, Garfield. - Maybe you'd be more attractive to the ladies if you'd suck your gut in. - And then again, maybe not.
6 April 1981
Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me. - Buenos dias, mon sweet. I knew you'd come back to me. - Of course you did, fatso. You're sitting on my rubber mouse.
7 April 1981
Tell me, Arlene, how does it feel to have a huge, ugly, disgusting gap between your front teeth? - BAP! - Oh.
8 April 1981
ROWR OOOO - Why do cats always caterwaul when they date? Would you rather come to my place and see my cat show trophy? - EROOO
9 April 1981
How about us having a lasting relationship, Garfield? - I'm sorry, Arlene. I'm already hopelessly in love with somebody else. - Who? Me.
10 April 1981
Thanks for the date, Arlene. How about a good night kiss? - kiss kiss smack kiss - Masher.
11 April 1981
- Aren't pet stores fascinating, Garfield? - The cute hamsters, the canaries, the tropical fish. - Garfield? - GARFIELD?!! - Oh, there you are. - Come on, let's go home for lunch. No thanks, I just ate.
12 April 1981
Where were you last night, Garfield? - - You met a ballet dancer and went to a sack race? Close enough.
13 April 1981
Z - BARK! -
14 April 1981
yip! yip! YIP! YIP! - -
15 April 1981
If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as a movie star. - What would you like to come back as, Garfield? What a silly question. - A dogcatcher, of course.
16 April 1981
Mornin', Jon. What'll you have? Ham'n'eggs, eggs over easy. - And what'll you have, sir? - One of each will do nicely, thank you.
17 April 1981
Garfield. Cats can't walk on their hind feet. - I didn't know that. -
18 April 1981
Look Ingrid, if you don't want to go out with me, why don't you just say so! - SLAM! - I guess I told her. String 'em along then break their hearts. Right, Jon?
19 April 1981
The moon is right. - The time is right. - Good evening, ladies and germs. A funny thing happened on the way here tonight...
20 April 1981
A canary walks up to me the other day and he says, "I haven't had a bite in three days." So you know what I did? - I ate him! - Yah dah dah dah dah dah tappity tappity tappity
21 April 1981
O solo MEYOW - - I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.
22 April 1981
My next song is for all you lovely ladies out there. - Heck with it. This is for you ugly ones, too. - BAP! BOP! BAP!
23 April 1981
AROOOO - THOCK! Ha ha! I was prepared this time. - KACHUNG!
24 April 1981
Take my dog...please. - What's that? - HOOK!
25 April 1981
BRING! - Good morning, Garfield. Here's your yummy breakfast. - SPLAT! Yuk. - scratch RIP! scratch - Chirp chirp - EEEEEK! - Just another day in the life of a typical cat.
26 April 1981
Why were cats placed upon this earth? - Why, to give people pleasure. - And to give dogs a hard way to go. SMACK!
27 April 1981
There's nothing like a steaming cup of coffee and a newspaper to get the day started. - - I'd enjoy it even more if I could read.
28 April 1981
ROWR - -
29 April 1981
Once again I venture into the wilderness in search of quarry. - I spot my prey, but I must make a clean kill. - Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded.
30 April 1981