I eat too much, I sleep too much and I don't exercise at all. There's certainly room for improvement. I think I'll take up smoking.
1 May 1981
gobble gobble gobble gobble It's been a big day.
2 May 1981
MROW OOOO ROWRR UR AROOOOOOO Thanks for the date, Garfield. Take care, Arlene. -
3 May 1981
YAWN POOMP! I'll get you for this, Monday.
4 May 1981
Ha ha. How can I resist you when you're cute? Help yourself, Garfield. A fool and his lasagna are soon parted.
5 May 1981
6 May 1981
How do you feel about jogging this morning, Garfield? How do you feel about bleeding this morning. I get your drift. Bright lad.
7 May 1981
If you want to eat, use this can opener, Garfield. You know what to do with it. Yes, I do. Gimme a steak.
8 May 1981
Okay, who put eyeballs on my hamburger? -
9 May 1981
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, GARFIELD?! You were walking down the street minding your own business... SNIFF You stopped to smell a flower... When a big dog slipped up behind you... CLOBBER And beat the stuffing out of you. You are soright.
10 May 1981
Hey, Garfield, what do you think of my new wallpaper? I like it.
11 May 1981
If I were the cruel sort, I'd shove Odie off the table. But I'm not. Teddy bears, on the other hand... BOMP!
12 May 1981
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR. OUT! OUT! Pooky wants to watch television . I guess I know where I fall in the order of things.
13 May 1981
I have a new diet for you, Garfield. You can eat all you want. After eating five pounds of carrots! -
14 May 1981
Garfield, you hang around the house too much. What can I do to interest you in the great outdoors? You can screen it in and out a roof over it, for starters.
15 May 1981
NAP ATTACK! I hate him. Z
16 May 1981
I wonder if I could stand on just two feet? Hey, this is great! I'm standing! Now I can tap-dance. tap tap tap tappity tap tap And I can reach the tabletop. And drop-kick Odie. DROP KICK! Garfield! Cats can't walk on their HINDFEET! SMACK! See? Thanks a l
17 May 1981
Would you like to go camping, Garfield? WHAT?! AND GET WET WHEN IT RAINS, FREEZE AT NIGHT AND GET THORNS IN MY PAWS?! We'll have pan-baked lasagna. I'm packed. Let's go.
18 May 1981
Everything's packed for the camping trip, Garfield. Did I forget anything? Anything else? Yes, 250 miles of extension cord.
19 May 1981
There's only one thing I like about cars. The upholstered ceilings.
20 May 1981
Garfield! Get out of there! The light DOES turn off when the glove compartment is closed.
21 May 1981
boing boing Are you bored, Garfield? We'll find out how bored I am if I don't get to a litter box soon.
22 May 1981
Get out of the car, Garfield. Let us bask in the sun and sleep with nature's creatures, Garfield. Translation: "Let's bake our brains and lie on the ground with bugs and snakes, Garfield".
23 May 1981
Well, here we are in the wilds, Garfield. Keep a sharp eye out for wild animals. WHAT?! WHA...?! You're just fooling me, aren't you? Oh, no, you don't, Garfield. I'll wise up to your tricks if it's the last thing I do.
24 May 1981
Come on across the creek, Garfield. I don't know why you cats are so afraid of a little mud. You would be too if you had to wash yourself with your tongue.
25 May 1981
Welcome to our first night of camping, Garfield. enjoy. ROAR! You enjoy. I'll be waiting in the car.
26 May 1981
Lock your door, Garfield. This is a tough neighborhood. I know. How often do you see kids having a fire hydrant eating contest?
27 May 1981
28 May 1981
Tell me that's not a traffic cop's hat you're wearing, Garfield. Okay, it's not a traffic cop's hat.
29 May 1981
I'm bored. I think I'll step out for some fresh air. GARFIELD! WE ARE GOING OVER 50! So I noticed.
30 May 1981
Well, well, Here comes Arlene. Hey, baby, what's happenin'? Buzz off, creep. How about a gourmet dinner? I'm all yours! You really shouldn't have. Hang the expense. Only the best garbage for you, my dear.
31 May 1981