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Garfield

You again. Me again. Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm.

1 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Out! You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie... But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep into my bed. Yes, sir.

2 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

We cats are very independent. We don't need attention. Unless it's being given to someone else.

3 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Come here, Nermal. Make yourself useful. Where are you going? Trolling for dogs.

4 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

MINE! Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear.

5 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I guess I'll be leaving. Must you rush? If you insist, I'll stay. -

6 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat PUNT!

7 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Fetch, boy. Obedient...not very bright, but obedient.

8 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Garfield.

9 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

BAP! woinng woinng

10 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

BARK! Pets.

11 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

BOP! WHANGO Nobody beats up on Odie but me.

12 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I hate about dogs? Dogs are so ... so ... so friendly.

13 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

PUNT! boing! boing! boing! boing! CRASH! I love you when you're naughty.

14 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on mondays. So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. SPOING!

15 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Claire, baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets? Yeh, maybe another time? Now who should I call? Try Clods Anonymous.

16 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hellooo, Mary. Say, good lookin', where have you been all my life? I see...you lived on Main Street until you were two, then you moved to Rosewood where you presently reside. Shall I ask her out, Garfield? Sounds like a match made inheaven.

17 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out. GOOSH Old habits die hard.

18 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I can hear them sneaking up behind me now. They are crouching, getting ready to leap. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! What a wonderful surprise!

19 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SPEAK TO ME! I'm not speaking to you.

20 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. Bored, bored bored. There must be more things to do on a screen door than just hang there. Nice going, dummy.

21 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

There you are, Garfield. A genuine Naugahyde leash. How inhumane! How cruel! Do you know how many naugas they killed to make this leash?

22 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

ROWRR!! hop hop

23 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Where are you going, Jon? I'm breaking Garfield to the leash. He doesn't like it much, does he? How can you tell?

24 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

-

25 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

You wait here while I go into the store. Leashes are the greatest things since sliced bread. By the way, don't forget the frozen lasagna.

26 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I've come to realize leashes aren't right for cats. Now there's a news flash for you. Next he will come to realize icebergs weren't right for the Titanic.

27 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Sit up. Roll over, Odie. Speak. Urf. Play dead. Beg. WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE?!

28 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I hate rain. I'm so depressed. Happiness is only a fair weather friend.

29 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

WAHCHOO! Floral print.

30 June 1981
 




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