You again. Me again. - Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. - Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm.
1 June 1981
Out! - You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie... - But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep into my bed. Yes, sir.
2 June 1981
We cats are very independent. - We don't need attention. - Unless it's being given to someone else.
3 June 1981
Come here, Nermal. - Make yourself useful. - Where are you going? Trolling for dogs.
4 June 1981
- MINE! - Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear.
5 June 1981
I guess I'll be leaving. Must you rush? - If you insist, I'll stay. -
6 June 1981
- pat pat pat - - - - - - PUNT!
7 June 1981
Fetch, boy. - - Obedient...not very bright, but obedient.
8 June 1981
- - Oh, Garfield.
9 June 1981
BAP! - woinng - woinng
10 June 1981
- BARK! - Pets.
11 June 1981
BOP! - WHANGO - Nobody beats up on Odie but me.
12 June 1981
Do you know what I hate about dogs? - Dogs are so ... so ... so - friendly.
13 June 1981
- PUNT! - - - boing! boing! boing! boing! - CRASH! - I love you when you're naughty.
14 June 1981
It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on mondays. - So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. - SPOING!
15 June 1981
Claire, baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets? - Yeh, maybe another time? - Now who should I call? Try Clods Anonymous.
16 June 1981
Hellooo, Mary. Say, good lookin', where have you been all my life? - I see...you lived on Main Street until you were two, then you moved to Rosewood where you presently reside. - Shall I ask her out, Garfield? Sounds like a match made in
17 June 1981
Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out. - GOOSH - Old habits die hard.
18 June 1981
I can hear them sneaking up behind me now. - They are crouching, getting ready to leap. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! What a wonderful surprise!
19 June 1981
- - GARFIELD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SPEAK TO ME! I'm not speaking to you.
20 June 1981
- I'm bored. - Bored, bored bored. - There must be more things to do on a screen door than just hang there. - - - - Nice going, dummy.
21 June 1981
There you are, Garfield. A genuine Naugahyde leash. - How inhumane! How cruel! - Do you know how many naugas they killed to make this leash?
22 June 1981
- ROWRR!! - hop hop
23 June 1981
Where are you going, Jon? I'm breaking Garfield to the leash. - He doesn't like it much, does he? How can you tell?
24 June 1981
25 June 1981
You wait here while I go into the store. - Leashes are the greatest things since sliced bread. - By the way, don't forget the frozen lasagna.
26 June 1981
You know, Garfield, I've come to realize leashes aren't right for cats. - Now there's a news flash for you. - Next he will come to realize icebergs weren't right for the Titanic.
27 June 1981
Sit up. - Roll over, Odie. - Speak. Urf. - Play dead. - Beg. - WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE?!
28 June 1981
I hate rain. - I'm so depressed. - Happiness is only a fair weather friend.
29 June 1981
- WAHCHOO! - Floral print.
30 June 1981