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Garfield

You again. Me again. - Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. - Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm.

1 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Out! - You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie... - But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep into my bed. Yes, sir.

2 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

We cats are very independent. - We don't need attention. - Unless it's being given to someone else.

3 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Come here, Nermal. - Make yourself useful. - Where are you going? Trolling for dogs.

4 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- MINE! - Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear.

5 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I guess I'll be leaving. Must you rush? - If you insist, I'll stay. -

6 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- pat pat pat - - - - - - PUNT!

7 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Fetch, boy. - - Obedient...not very bright, but obedient.

8 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- - Oh, Garfield.

9 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

BAP! - woinng - woinng

10 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- BARK! - Pets.

11 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

BOP! - WHANGO - Nobody beats up on Odie but me.

12 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I hate about dogs? - Dogs are so ... so ... so - friendly.

13 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- PUNT! - - - boing! boing! boing! boing! - CRASH! - I love you when you're naughty.

14 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on mondays. - So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. - SPOING!

15 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Claire, baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets? - Yeh, maybe another time? - Now who should I call? Try Clods Anonymous.

16 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

heaven.

17 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out. - GOOSH - Old habits die hard.

18 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I can hear them sneaking up behind me now. - They are crouching, getting ready to leap. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! What a wonderful surprise!

19 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- - GARFIELD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SPEAK TO ME! I'm not speaking to you.

20 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- I'm bored. - Bored, bored bored. - There must be more things to do on a screen door than just hang there. - - - - Nice going, dummy.

21 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

There you are, Garfield. A genuine Naugahyde leash. - How inhumane! How cruel! - Do you know how many naugas they killed to make this leash?

22 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- ROWRR!! - hop hop

23 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Where are you going, Jon? I'm breaking Garfield to the leash. - He doesn't like it much, does he? How can you tell?

24 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- -

25 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

You wait here while I go into the store. - Leashes are the greatest things since sliced bread. - By the way, don't forget the frozen lasagna.

26 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I've come to realize leashes aren't right for cats. - Now there's a news flash for you. - Next he will come to realize icebergs weren't right for the Titanic.

27 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

Sit up. - Roll over, Odie. - Speak. Urf. - Play dead. - Beg. - WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE?!

28 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

I hate rain. - I'm so depressed. - Happiness is only a fair weather friend.

29 June 1981
 


 
Garfield

- WAHCHOO! - Floral print.

30 June 1981
 




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