- WAHCHOO! - SNIFF
1 July 1981
Dear Garfield, How do I avoid the embarrassment of cat hair all over my house when I have company? Harried. - Simple. - Never invite anyone to your home again.
2 July 1981
I love sunny windowsills. - - And I hate open windows.
3 July 1981
- - Stay away from rocking chairs. Sound advice.
4 July 1981
- - - Oh yuk! - What did you drag that fish in for? - SMACK! BONK! - When a cat presents you with a dead, smelly thing, it's an expression of love, you twit.
5 July 1981
Here's a lesson in the natural order of things. - Cats use claws to climb up trees. - And fire departments to get down.
6 July 1981
What does Garfield the cat do when he's stuck up a tree? - Why what any honorable cat would do, of course. - WAHHH!
7 July 1981
I'm getting out of this tree. - BOING! - I didn't allow for my resilient nature.
8 July 1981
Poor me..stuck up a tree. - Things could be worse, I guess. -
9 July 1981
Why do I always get stuck up trees? - It must be the cat in me. - Right on.
10 July 1981
Come here, cat. ROWR! - ROWR FFT! Here you are, cat. kiss Thanks.
11 July 1981
Oh good, it's here. - This rubber burger should be good for some laughs. - CHOMP! - SPROING! - ROWR! Hee hee. - GRRRR HA! HA! HA! - - It was worth it.
12 July 1981
- - You could've asked me to pass the salt. Cats don't ask. Cats take.
13 July 1981
Just look at yourself, Garfield. You're becoming a soft, sugar dependent, grease-eating lard ball. Is that what you want? - YES! - Let me rephrase that...
14 July 1981
Some people say I'm fat. - Big deal, I love to eat. - Waddling and sweating is kind of fun too.
15 July 1981
- BASH! - Good morning, fatso. All I did was jump off the bed.
16 July 1981
It isn't healthy for a cat to be as big as you are, Garfield. - Why, you could get heart disease, get fallen arches... - Get harpooned. Couldn't resist it could you.
17 July 1981
- CRASH - Maybe I should go on diet.
18 July 1981
Let me give you a driving session, Garfield. - When you're as good a driver as I am, you drive defensively. - You look both ways at an intersection. - Then you proceed with caution. - HONK! SCREEEE! - Darn you, Garfield. I'm such a kidder.
19 July 1981
I think you're eating too much salt, Garfield. I'm going to take it out of your diet. - If you must. - But I'm sure going to miss my salt lick.
20 July 1981
I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. OH NO! - I may have to resort to desperate emergency measures. - Like chasing mice.
21 July 1981
I'm going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. - For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. Fine and dandy. - Helloooo, main course.
22 July 1981
Hello, ice cream. Hello, hamburger. Hello, lasagna. - Get away from the refrigerator, Garfield. You're on a diet. - What were you doing? Just visiting some old friends.
23 July 1981
I'm on a diet again. What a bummer. - Soon there will be less of me around. - I'm going to miss me.
24 July 1981
- - The lost-your-will-to-live phase of the diet, huh? Let me die in peace.
25 July 1981
- - - - - - Going to do some singing on the ol' fence tonight? Music is my life.
26 July 1981
Hello. What's this? - - I hate mondays.
27 July 1981
Garfield, Garfield, Garfield. You ate my fern. I'm a bad boy. - Now I'll have to go buy another one. - I hope it tastes better than this one.
28 July 1981
- - MMMPH
29 July 1981
Good morning, Garfield. - Don't speak to me just yet. - Some people have no respect for slow risers.
30 July 1981
- - In the flower garden again, Garfield? How'd you guess?
31 July 1981