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Garfield

Do you know why I hate Nermal? It's not because he's so young , tiny and cute... He reminds me I'm so old, fat and ugly.

1 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

I can't reach that pie, Nermal. What say we team up? -

2 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Maybe I could be as popular as Nermal if I learned to dance. I think I hurt something.

3 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

MINE! Yours.

4 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Sorry you have to leave so soon, Nermal. But, I wasn't... I'm not afraid of him wearing out his welcome. I don't want him to break in a new one.

5 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'll have a steak, fries and a large Cola. And my cat here will have an order or lasagna. WHAP! Make that a double order. BONK! Perhaps a triple order. GOOSH! Heck with it. Give him the whole pan. And give it wings.

6 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

SWIPE! I hate mondays.

7 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hee hee HA HA HA! When you're built low to the ground, a walk in the grass can be ticklish.

8 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hello, tree. Hello, flowers. Hello, apteryx. -

9 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

There you have it, folks. Medical science has a cure for almost everything but the common cold... And the early morning stares.

10 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! I got you a scratching post. Gee, thanks. scratch scratch scratch

11 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

YAWN ARRRGH! Why are you wearing my reading glasses? All the better to scane you with, my dear.

12 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

rats! I went and did it again. Here I am, doomed to die again. If I stay up here I'll starve. If I jump I'll become a cat pancake. I hope someone rescues me. Stuck up th tree again, Garfield? Help! Help!

13 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Rats, I'd like to sleep in this morning, but I'm hungry too. * Z

14 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Go fetch the paper, Odie. -

15 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Ha ha ha! What a great plot, fine acting, super photography. I love commercials.

16 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

You're no longer a kitten, Garfield.

17 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

If cats can run up trees, why can't cats run DOWN trees as well? Garfield, you are very, very stupid.

18 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Owning a pet is ideal for single people. We have companionship without the hassle of raising a family. Wipe your feet before coming into the house! Okay, dad.

19 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Shoo, mice. Get out of my vitamin pills. Mice get into everything. Somebody could chase them out of here. I wonder why they wanted the vitamins? It beats me.

20 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? We are going back to the farm. It will be nice to get back in touch with mother nature. When you find her, give her my best.

21 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

It will be nice seeing mon and dad on the farm. Maybe we can help with the chores, Garfield. No way. I'd get dizzy rotating the crops.

22 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored...bored, bored bored. Things could be worse I guess. SPLOOT Bingo.

23 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

It's just my luck to fall into a hog waller. Nothing is less appealing than a muddy cat. Hello there, good lookin'. Oh shut up.

24 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

How can you hogs stand to lie in a waller all day? The mud keeps the flies off and keeps us cool. And if we ever get out, the mud dries instantly.

25 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

It's time to go home, Garfield. Let me knock that mud off you. CRACK! Thanks...I think.

26 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

ROWR! Aw, wadda matter? Did Puppy tat hurt his paw? Let me give it a kiss. KISS There we go. All better. Pooey! Where's the disinfectant?

27 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored...bored, bored, bored. I hat Monday. I hate routine. RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP It's going to be one of those weeks.

28 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Where is it written I have to act like a cat?! Why can't I act like a moose instead? Stop being silly, Garfield. Careful, fella. I've gored people for less than that.

29 September 1981
 


 
Garfield

Hello, I'm a bluebird. Garfield, you're too big to be acting this way. But I'm small for a sperm whale. I'm thinking of getting you some professional psychiatric help. You mean there are AMATEUR psychiatrists?

30 September 1981
 




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