If I'm quiet enough I should be able to prepare this lasagna all for myself. - Hark! Isn't that the sound of a lasagna noodle being laid on a bed of ricotta cheese? - Uncanny. Come on, come on. Bake that dude.
Phobias are funny things. - I am absolutely fearless except where spiders are concerned. - Hello, snake. - How are you? - Isn't that strange? Spiders scare me, but snakes don't scare me. - NOW snakes scare me.
Well, well, what have we here? - You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. - Come on, put 'em up. - Take that! BOP! - Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. - - You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!
I love television. - Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? - Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?
We had fun visiting the farm, didn't we, Garfield? Speak for yourself, Jon. - It's great getting back to basics, putting your hands in old mother earth. - But I'll never get these fingernails clean. A real man of the land.
Here I am just swaying in the breeze like so much laundry put out to dry. - Suspended from a tree limb like an orange ripening in the sun. - Poetic, yes, but I doubt if it's material for an action-packed mystery thriller.
It's show time! - Some day I'm gonna be the greatest caterwauler in the world. They're gonna call me "Cats Wauler". - ROWR! - CHUKONG! - AROOO - WHOCK! - Why do you do it, Garfield? Dues. I'm just paying my dues.
- It seems like I've been lost in this jungle for days with nothing to eat. - I'd eat berries, but there's no sugar and cream. - Where's a four-star french restaurant when you need one? - FOOD! - - Dr. Livingston, I presume.
The caped avenger steps into the seamy underworld and reasserts his noble code. - "I will seek out evil wherever it may lurk and destroy it". - Unless, of course, there is the slightest possibility of harm to my person.
The caped avenger spots some evil that must be severely dealt with. - WHAM! BIFF! BAM! - The caped avenger would be a more effective crime fighter if he didn't have to use one hand to hold his cape up.
Look at all those tiny ants going to the tiny beach to do some swimming. - Uh-oh. A tiny minnow is cruising in to eat the swimmers. - Uh-oh. The minnow just got harpooned by an ant who bears a striking resemblance to Robert Shaw.
I'm not leaving bed, I'm not moving a muscle. If I don't bother Monday, maybe Monday won't bother me. - Hello, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to visit for the week. - Well, maybe I will do just a teensy bit of sobbing.
This house is spooky, isn't it, Garfield? Kind of reminds me of the vet's office. - Uh-oh, footsteps! Quick! Into the closet! CLOMP CLOMP - What do you suppose it is? CLOMP CLOMP Let's hope it's the welcome wagon.
You're free to go, mouse. Thanks. - Just where have you been? I suppose you and your fat friend have been having fun while I've been working and slaving taking care of our children. You'd better get yourself home right now. - SNAP!