Rise'n'shine, old buddy. Z - There's a bright new day out there, with new challenges. - Have some food. - Have some water. - YEA, GARFIELD! GET OUT THERE AND LIVE LIFE FOR ALL IT'S WORTH! CHARGE, BOY! - There's nothing tougher than
If I'm quiet enough I should be able to prepare this lasagna all for myself. - Hark! Isn't that the sound of a lasagna noodle being laid on a bed of ricotta cheese? - Uncanny. Come on, come on. Bake that dude.
Pooky, with your help we should get Jon's steak dinner tonight. - Don't worry, old buddy. I'll sew you back up when we're done. - - tap tap - - Let me get this straight...you say your cat's teddy bear ate your dinner? Biggest appetite for a
You know you're a very lucky cat, Garfield. - You have just about everything a cat could want. - You have your sanctum sanctorum. My hidey-hole. - You have your teddy bear. My confidant. - You have your dog. My scratching post. - And you have
Phobias are funny things. - I am absolutely fearless except where spiders are concerned. - Hello, snake. - How are you? - Isn't that strange? Spiders scare me, but snakes don't scare me. - NOW snakes scare me.
What do you think, Garfield? Don't ask. - There's nothing like camping out in cold weather. That's for sure. - As the temperature drops, the circulation gets going. And the feet get numb. - This is nature at her best! I'd settle for less. - We
Hey, Garfield, my pictures just came in. Whoopty-doo. - I love pictures. Paper memories of plastic people. - What's this? - - - - - You've been playing with my camera again, haven't you, Garfield? Who me? The Leonardo da Vinci of the
Well, well, what have we here? - You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. - Come on, put 'em up. - Take that! BOP! - Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. - - You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!
I love television. - Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? - Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?
Guess where we're going, Garfield? To a hayseed convention? - Yesiree, we're gonna see mom and dad on the farm. We're gonna slop the pigs and pluck the chickens, boy howdy. We're gonna have us a time. - That is, if your father doesn't beat
We had fun visiting the farm, didn't we, Garfield? Speak for yourself, Jon. - It's great getting back to basics, putting your hands in old mother earth. - But I'll never get these fingernails clean. A real man of the land.
Here I am just swaying in the breeze like so much laundry put out to dry. - Suspended from a tree limb like an orange ripening in the sun. - Poetic, yes, but I doubt if it's material for an action-packed mystery thriller.
Hello. - Haven't we met somewhere before? Perhaps a pasta place in Palermo? - What's that? Oh no, my dear. Even though you are just a lasagna, I admire you for this mind. - You know I can't resist you when you wear garlic sauce on your
I'm bored...bored, bored, bored. - There must be more to life than this. I'm going to find some excitement. - YUK! - You're out of your territory, aren't you, fella? - Hello there, stray cat. - - Where have you been? Cultivating a healthy
The time is right. - This looks like the perfect spot for a clandestine rendezvous. - Here comes my double agent now. - Eeeawwkey, 43, and the letter c - an infant in your lap may dampen your spirits. - Uh-oh! It's counter intelligence! -
It's show time! - Some day I'm gonna be the greatest caterwauler in the world. They're gonna call me "Cats Wauler". - ROWR! - CHUKONG! - AROOO - WHOCK! - Why do you do it, Garfield? Dues. I'm just paying my dues.
- It seems like I've been lost in this jungle for days with nothing to eat. - I'd eat berries, but there's no sugar and cream. - Where's a four-star french restaurant when you need one? - FOOD! - - Dr. Livingston, I presume.
The caped avenger steps into the seamy underworld and reasserts his noble code. - "I will seek out evil wherever it may lurk and destroy it". - Unless, of course, there is the slightest possibility of harm to my person.
The caped avenger spots some evil that must be severely dealt with. - WHAM! BIFF! BAM! - The caped avenger would be a more effective crime fighter if he didn't have to use one hand to hold his cape up.
Look at all those tiny ants going to the tiny beach to do some swimming. - Uh-oh. A tiny minnow is cruising in to eat the swimmers. - Uh-oh. The minnow just got harpooned by an ant who bears a striking resemblance to Robert Shaw.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - WHAM! WHAM! I don't like the sound of this. - Surprise, Garfield! What have we here? - We now have two houses. A big one and this little one. A regular Taj Mahal. - One of us is going to live in the big house, and one of
Imagine, the nerve of Jon giving me a dummy as companion. What kind of an intellectual dwarf does he think I am? - Practice of the Aristotelean mean would have a significant positive effect on the world institutional environment. - Oh, shut
What's this? - Here's an interesting article about the ancient practice of cannibalism. Lovely. - Can you imagine what life was like then? - Traveling salesmen were called "meals on wheels". - Having the boss over for dinner had an entirely
I'm not leaving bed, I'm not moving a muscle. If I don't bother Monday, maybe Monday won't bother me. - Hello, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to visit for the week. - Well, maybe I will do just a teensy bit of sobbing.
Hello. - I wonder what kind of hat this is? - - What time's that there bus leaving for Topeka? - See you, mum. Billy Bob and me are gonna play in traffic. - Gee, I'd love to go to the cotillion but I gotta stay home and watch armwrestling on
This house is spooky, isn't it, Garfield? Kind of reminds me of the vet's office. - Uh-oh, footsteps! Quick! Into the closet! CLOMP CLOMP - What do you suppose it is? CLOMP CLOMP Let's hope it's the welcome wagon.
GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats can't hear commands... Garfield! Get off the bed! - Cats can't understand cajoling... See? Even Tommy the Clown likes his new cat food. - But they do sense when you want to take them to the vet. Let's go for a ride,
Here we are at the veterinary clinic, Garfield. I prefer to think of it as the chamber of horrors. - I wish doctors wouldn't leave their instruments sitting out. - Just as I thought, it's icy cold. - I wonder what she intends to snip off with
Z - Z dum dee dum dee dum - Yah tah tah tah, yah tah tah tah TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP - Garfield, I was sound asleep. You're breaking my heart, now feed me. - Anything else, sire? Yes, wash my blanket, change my kitty litter and retread my
You're free to go, mouse. Thanks. - Just where have you been? I suppose you and your fat friend have been having fun while I've been working and slaving taking care of our children. You'd better get yourself home right now. - SNAP!
- Good morning, Garfield. I'm so happy you can share this glorious morning with me. - Michelangelo would give up painting in a minute if he saw the canvas mother nature has rendered just for us today. - Chirp chirp Just listen to the symphony
Set the stage, light the lights. - Good evening, ladies and germs. - SPLAT - My car is so old, it is insured against fire, theft and India raids. BLUT - My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in