I HAVE IT! - I'll make a million dollars. - Sympathy cards for dieters.
1 January 1982
2 January 1982
kick-starting a cat.
3 January 1982
boing boing - Ha ha, aren't you cute! Here, have some food. - I hate myself when I do that.
4 January 1982
Did I ever tell you about my weird uncle Roy? He had a species change operation. He had himself changed to a dog. - It was tragic. - He chased himself to death.
5 January 1982
Here's how to handle a fierce animal. - Show no fear. - And show no pain.
6 January 1982
If I'm quiet enough I should be able to prepare this lasagna all for myself. - Hark! Isn't that the sound of a lasagna noodle being laid on a bed of ricotta cheese? - Uncanny. Come on, come on. Bake that dude.
7 January 1982
I think I'll do some caterwauling tonight. - CRASH! - HOLD IT! WAIT TILL I'M ON THE FENCE, YOU TWIT!
8 January 1982
For my first selection, I'd like to... - CHUKUNG! - Obviously, sir, you are not a patron of the arts!
9 January 1982
Hello there, Nermal. - Garfield! Where's Nermal? You didn't stuff him in that breadbox did you? - Thank heavens! - - What kind of an animal does Jon think I am? - Urf Shut up, Odie.
10 January 1982
- - Garfield! What happened! - Quick! Get the license number of that dog!
11 January 1982
- - Any sudden moves toward my food bowl can get you into a heap of trouble, boy.
12 January 1982
- - What the... Ribbit.
13 January 1982
Choose your weapon, Odie. - We shall now duel with newspapers. - At one pace! WHAP!
14 January 1982
Near miss. - Near miss. - Direct hit.
15 January 1982
Okay, Odie, you have your polled up newspaper. I have mine. Let's have at it! - WHAP! - Weekend edition.
16 January 1982
- BARK! SPLAT! - I really envy you, Odie. - - POW - Imagine...the first house pet on the moon.
17 January 1982
- Good morning... - ...Garfield. Caffeine makes me nervous.
18 January 1982
- Odie! Dogs can't climb trees! - It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
19 January 1982
How are you boys going to get out of the tree? - I don't know how I'm getting out of the tree. - As for Odie...
20 January 1982
Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out of that tree! - Boing! Boing! - Why, by using my head...and Jon's, and Odie's.
21 January 1982
Look, Garfield, a robin's nest. You can tell it by the eggs. That's nothing. - Look over here. - A cow's nest.
22 January 1982
Oh-oh. I got a nibble! - - Darn, jerked too hard again.
23 January 1982
- Here I am in the land of large breakfasts. - This giant pancake sure tastes good. - - What a nice dream. - Where's my blanket?
24 January 1982
Grandma, this is my cat, Garfield. Well it'll be! Heavens to Betsy! Land o' Goshen! - I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. - What won't they think of next?! Bizzare.
25 January 1982
You know, Garfield, to make it through this old life, you have to be a little crazy. You said it, grandma. - Why, just look at me. - I talk to cats.
26 January 1982
Hello, Garfield. - Out of the way, dog! - I think I love you.
27 January 1982
My Hubby passed away 31 years ago, Garfield. - I don't know what I would have done without my cats. - I've wiled away many a lonely hour rocking and stroking my cats. I envy those cats.
28 January 1982
You're looking a little stiff, Garfield. - What you need is a lemon tea rub and a glass of hot horse liniment. - Or is that a liniment rub and a glass of hot lemon tea?
29 January 1982
Grandma's leaving now, Garfield. - So long, grandma. So long, Garfield. - You liked her didn't you, Garfield? Back when they made her, things were built to last.
30 January 1982
rrrr - GARFIELD! LUNCH TIME! - GARFIELD! WHERE ARE YOU? - - SCREEE - It is time for you to eat, majesty. If I must.
31 January 1982