KABOOM I hate mondays.
1 February 1982
2 February 1982
Snack attack! Maybe just a sandwich. One ham on rye coming up.
3 February 1982
A banana has two uses. Food... and entertainment.
4 February 1982
Look at that beautiful rainbow, Garfield. Just think. At the end of each rainbow is a pot of gold. There's nothing like a healthy respect for mother nature laced with a little greed.
5 February 1982
I like you, Odie. In the catnip again, Garfield?
6 February 1982
Pooky, with your help we should get Jon's steak dinner tonight. Don't worry, old buddy. I'll sew you back up when we're done. tap tap Let me get this straight...you say your cat's teddy bear ate your dinner? Biggest appetite for ateddy bear I've ever seen
7 February 1982
Eat that or else, Garfield. I think I'll... else.
8 February 1982
9 February 1982
Be careful! We'll all be killed! I haven't started the car yet, Garfield. That's it! Let me out.
10 February 1982
I didn't want my sundae to melt while I was eating it.
11 February 1982
CLICK! SHOOP! Faster than the speed of dark.
12 February 1982
My ivory-stemmed, mother-of-pearl inlaind meerschaum! My blow toy.
13 February 1982
You know you're a very lucky cat, Garfield. You have just about everything a cat could want. You have your sanctum sanctorum. My hidey-hole. You have your teddy bear. My confidant. You have your dog. My scratching post. And you haveme, your loving compani
14 February 1982
We must do something about your breath, Garfield. It's not my fault you left the garlic cheese out last night.
15 February 1982
16 February 1982
I don't believe I ate that whole bag of cat food. I'd better jog some of this tummy off. -
17 February 1982
I really don't like myself when I'm this fat. swipe! I can't even enjoy the simple pleasures in life.
18 February 1982
Sit up, Garfield. Sit up. Sad.
19 February 1982
Oboy! My feet can touch the floor again! Garfield, Garfield, Garfield.
20 February 1982
What a dysmal day. I hate rain. I hate spiders. SPIDERS?! I hate spiders more than I hate rain.
21 February 1982
I hate mondays.
22 February 1982
Just staying in shape in case I ever get that hungry.
23 February 1982
What time is it, Garfield? What am I doing? A can't tell time.
24 February 1982
Dear Garfield, My dog chases my cat all over the home. How can I make them get along? There's only one sure way to improve their relationship. Shoot the dog.
25 February 1982
Okay, Garfield. One bite. -
26 February 1982
Cough cough. GASP! Okay, no more dry cat food.
27 February 1982
Phobias are funny things. I am absolutely fearless except where spiders are concerned. Hello, snake. How are you? Isn't that strange? Spiders scare me, but snakes don't scare me. NOW snakes scare me.
28 February 1982