- KABOOM - I hate mondays.
1 February 1982
2 February 1982
Snack attack! - Maybe just a sandwich. - One ham on rye coming up.
3 February 1982
A banana has two uses. - Food... - and entertainment.
4 February 1982
Look at that beautiful rainbow, Garfield. - Just think. At the end of each rainbow is a pot of gold. - There's nothing like a healthy respect for mother nature laced with a little greed.
5 February 1982
- I like you, Odie. - In the catnip again, Garfield?
6 February 1982
teddy bear I've ever seen.
7 February 1982
Eat that or else, Garfield. - I think I'll... - else.
8 February 1982
9 February 1982
Be careful! - We'll all be killed! - I haven't started the car yet, Garfield. That's it! Let me out.
10 February 1982
- - I didn't want my sundae to melt while I was eating it.
11 February 1982
CLICK! - SHOOP! - Faster than the speed of dark.
12 February 1982
- - My ivory-stemmed, mother-of-pearl inlaind meerschaum! My blow toy.
13 February 1982
me, your loving companion. My food-fixer and litter box changer.
14 February 1982
- - We must do something about your breath, Garfield. It's not my fault you left the garlic cheese out last night.
15 February 1982
16 February 1982
I don't believe I ate that whole bag of cat food. - I'd better jog some of this tummy off. -
17 February 1982
I really don't like myself when I'm this fat. - swipe! - I can't even enjoy the simple pleasures in life.
18 February 1982
Sit up, Garfield. Sit up. - - Sad.
19 February 1982
Oboy! My feet can touch the floor again! - - Garfield, Garfield, Garfield.
20 February 1982
What a dysmal day. - I hate rain. - I hate spiders. - SPIDERS?! - - I hate spiders more than I hate rain.
21 February 1982
- - I hate mondays.
22 February 1982
- - Just staying in shape in case I ever get that hungry.
23 February 1982
What time is it, Garfield? - - What am I doing? A can't tell time.
24 February 1982
Dear Garfield, My dog chases my cat all over the home. How can I make them get along? - There's only one sure way to improve their relationship. - Shoot the dog.
25 February 1982
- Okay, Garfield. One bite. -
26 February 1982
Cough cough. - GASP! - Okay, no more dry cat food.
27 February 1982
Phobias are funny things. - I am absolutely fearless except where spiders are concerned. - Hello, snake. - How are you? - Isn't that strange? Spiders scare me, but snakes don't scare me. - NOW snakes scare me.
28 February 1982