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Garfield

Dinner is ready, Garfield. I moved the table over here.

1 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch That frozen pizza would be much better if you baked it first.

2 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Here, Odie. I got you a rubber bone.

3 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

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4 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

smack! slurp! You have the manners of a pig, Garfield. Slow down and spit out the seeds. rata tata tata tata

5 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

-

6 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

What do you think, Garfield? Don't ask. There's nothing like camping out in cold weather. That's for sure. As the temperature drops, the circulation gets going. And the feet get numb. This is nature at her best! I'd settle for less. Wehave everything...ou

7 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

What a dismal day. I think I'll stay in bed all day. Good morning, Garfield. It's a beautiful day today. What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day.

8 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, you know the dog next door? What a loser. A real jerk. I hate him. He moved away yesterday. A prince of a dog. I'll miss him, The neighborhood won't be the same without him.

9 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

AHCHOO! sniff Gesundheit.

10 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

And now a word from our sponsor. ZOOM Welcome back.

11 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Odie, you push the cake off and I'll catch it. DON'T TIP IT! DON'T TIP IT! You tipped it.

12 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

PUNT Have you kicked your dog today?

13 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, my pictures just came in. Whoopty-doo. I love pictures. Paper memories of plastic people. What's this? You've been playing with my camera again, haven't you, Garfield? Who me? The Leonardo da Vinci of theshutterbug set?

14 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

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15 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Mmmph fmoph fweef That is correct. It is time to get up.

16 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

MAD DOG! MAD DOG! Stay out of my whipped cream, Odie.

17 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Garfield has the unique ability to hear a can opener from anywhere in the house. Wha... -

18 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Here's a new cat food. See what you think, Garfield. sniff What are you doing? With all this horse meat, there has to be a pony here somewhere.

19 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Odie's asleep and nobody's watching. Z pat pat I keep my affection in the closet. Z

20 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Last one in's a rotten egg! You first, Pooky. Back flip! -

21 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

ROWR BOOT And now for the main attraction.

22 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two. ROWR Can you hear me there in the back? Good.

23 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

I love show business. Gimme the full moon. Gimme the fence. KAWHOCK! Gimme the broken teeth. Gimme the multiple lacerations.

24 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

'cause momma was a great old gallll *MROOW* Thank you for that large round of indifference.

25 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

What's the difference between a dog and an eggplant? About three IQ points. BAP! BOP! BOOP!

26 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity Okay...who waxed the fench?

27 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! Z Stay out of my dreams.

28 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

peep peep peep peep peep peep It looks like there will be a bumper crop of cat food this year.

29 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

I wish Odie would finish what he starts.

30 March 1982
 


 
Garfield

Bone breath!

31 March 1982
 




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