Dinner is ready, Garfield. I moved the table over here.
1 March 1982
CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch That frozen pizza would be much better if you baked it first.
2 March 1982
Here, Odie. I got you a rubber bone.
3 March 1982
4 March 1982
smack! slurp! You have the manners of a pig, Garfield. Slow down and spit out the seeds. rata tata tata tata
5 March 1982
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7 March 1982
What a dismal day. I think I'll stay in bed all day. Good morning, Garfield. It's a beautiful day today. What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day.
8 March 1982
Hey, Garfield, you know the dog next door? What a loser. A real jerk. I hate him. He moved away yesterday. A prince of a dog. I'll miss him, The neighborhood won't be the same without him.
9 March 1982
AHCHOO! sniff Gesundheit.
10 March 1982
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11 March 1982
Okay, Odie, you push the cake off and I'll catch it. DON'T TIP IT! DON'T TIP IT! You tipped it.
12 March 1982
PUNT Have you kicked your dog today?
13 March 1982
Hey, Garfield, my pictures just came in. Whoopty-doo. I love pictures. Paper memories of plastic people. What's this? You've been playing with my camera again, haven't you, Garfield? Who me? The Leonardo da Vinci of theshutterbug set?
14 March 1982
15 March 1982
Z Z Mmmph fmoph fweef That is correct. It is time to get up.
16 March 1982
MAD DOG! MAD DOG! Stay out of my whipped cream, Odie.
17 March 1982
Garfield has the unique ability to hear a can opener from anywhere in the house. Wha... -
18 March 1982
Here's a new cat food. See what you think, Garfield. sniff What are you doing? With all this horse meat, there has to be a pony here somewhere.
19 March 1982
Odie's asleep and nobody's watching. Z pat pat I keep my affection in the closet. Z
20 March 1982
Last one in's a rotten egg! You first, Pooky. Back flip! -
21 March 1982
ROWR BOOT And now for the main attraction.
22 March 1982
Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two. ROWR Can you hear me there in the back? Good.
23 March 1982
I love show business. Gimme the full moon. Gimme the fence. KAWHOCK! Gimme the broken teeth. Gimme the multiple lacerations.
24 March 1982
'cause momma was a great old gallll *MROOW* Thank you for that large round of indifference.
25 March 1982
What's the difference between a dog and an eggplant? About three IQ points. BAP! BOP! BOOP!
26 March 1982
tappity tappity tappity Okay...who waxed the fench?
27 March 1982
CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! Z Stay out of my dreams.
28 March 1982
peep peep peep peep peep peep It looks like there will be a bumper crop of cat food this year.
29 March 1982
I wish Odie would finish what he starts.
30 March 1982
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