Dinner is ready, Garfield. - I moved the table over here.
1 March 1982
CRUNCH - crunch crunch crunch - That frozen pizza would be much better if you baked it first.
2 March 1982
Here, Odie. - - I got you a rubber bone.
3 March 1982
4 March 1982
smack! slurp! - You have the manners of a pig, Garfield. Slow down and spit out the seeds. - rata tata tata tata
5 March 1982
6 March 1982
have everything...our fire, our shelter... - Our coffee on a stick.
7 March 1982
What a dismal day. I think I'll stay in bed all day. - Good morning, Garfield. It's a beautiful day today. - What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day.
8 March 1982
Hey, Garfield, you know the dog next door? What a loser. A real jerk. I hate him. - He moved away yesterday. - A prince of a dog. I'll miss him, The neighborhood won't be the same without him.
9 March 1982
- AHCHOO! - sniff Gesundheit.
10 March 1982
And now a word from our sponsor. - ZOOM - Welcome back.
11 March 1982
Okay, Odie, you push the cake off and I'll catch it. - DON'T TIP IT! DON'T TIP IT! - You tipped it.
12 March 1982
- PUNT - Have you kicked your dog today?
13 March 1982
14 March 1982
15 March 1982
Z - Z - Mmmph fmoph fweef That is correct. It is time to get up.
16 March 1982
- MAD DOG! MAD DOG! - Stay out of my whipped cream, Odie.
17 March 1982
Garfield has the unique ability to hear a can opener from anywhere in the house. - Wha... -
18 March 1982
Here's a new cat food. See what you think, Garfield. sniff - - What are you doing? With all this horse meat, there has to be a pony here somewhere.
19 March 1982
Odie's asleep and nobody's watching. Z - pat pat - I keep my affection in the closet. Z
20 March 1982
- - - Last one in's a rotten egg! - - You first, Pooky. - Back flip! -
21 March 1982
ROWR - BOOT - And now for the main attraction.
22 March 1982
Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two. ROWR - Can you hear me there in the back? - Good.
23 March 1982
I love show business. Gimme the full moon. Gimme the fence. - KAWHOCK! - Gimme the broken teeth. Gimme the multiple lacerations.
24 March 1982
'cause momma was a great old gallll *MROOW* - - Thank you for that large round of indifference.
25 March 1982
What's the difference between a dog and an eggplant? - About three IQ points. - BAP! BOP! BOOP!
26 March 1982
tappity tappity tappity - - Okay...who waxed the fench?
27 March 1982
- CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! - - - Z - Stay out of my dreams.
28 March 1982
- peep peep peep peep peep peep - It looks like there will be a bumper crop of cat food this year.
29 March 1982
- - I wish Odie would finish what he starts.
30 March 1982
- - Bone breath!
31 March 1982