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Garfield

Too much rope.

1 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Don't you dare walk across the table with those muddy feet. -

2 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

* * I must have a blown fuse.

3 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm gonna have some fun with this boomerang. Fetch the stick, Odie. The dumb cluck will never catch that boomerang. GAWANGA! -

4 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

It looks as though I'm on another diet.

5 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

RRRRRR ROWR! Not good.

6 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

When I diet, I get mean. When I diet, I also get weak.

7 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! Pooky's broken a stitch! WAHHHH! When I diet, I get emotional.

8 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh -

9 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes... I just gained two pounds!

10 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

sproing FOOM! boink BEEP! BEEP! BZT Just as I thought. All the warranties expired yesterday.

11 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Arlene, gimme a kiss. KISS It's time I reevaluated my previously hard-line stand against declawing cats.

12 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

What say we go find something to eat? Is that all you think about-food? Of course not, love... This business of sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me. A real renaissance man.

13 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Food, food, food, is that all you think about, Garfield? That's about it. So what am I, chopped liver? Don't flatter yourself. He certainly knows how to make a girl feel good.

14 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I like about women? They are so soft. Come to think of it...

15 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

PURRR PURRR Sorry about that, Arlene.

16 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield. I caught the mouse and ate it. You can open your eyes now.

17 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Well, well, what have we here? You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. Come on, put 'em up. Take that! BOP! Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!

18 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's going to be a beautiful day for a stroll. Jon should have been a meteorologist.

19 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I think Odie's getting a idea. * Odie's not too bright.

20 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm so clever. Some bird is really going to be surprised. As well as some cat. sniff sniff

21 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

What's that? There must be a leak in the roof. If it isn't a leak in the roof, I don't want to know what it is.

22 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Would you like a steak, Odie? -You didn't say, "may I?"

23 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie, how about a free trip to Loose Tooth City? WHIRRRR! I gotta cut back on my follow-through.

24 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Z Z Don't worry, Odie, old buddy. I'll get you down. Ork Ork PTU! POW! Close enough.

25 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I love television. Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?

26 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Why all this flap about television? They say families don't visit anymore... Why, that's what commercials are for.

27 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I consider television a worthwhile pursuit. Why, watching daytime television is even better than...uh...better...than... I hate talking myself into corners.

28 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to the Rocky Oxnard SHOW .... .... .... .. . I always turn the volume knob the wrong way.

29 April 1982
 


 
Garfield

I gotta fix that vertical hold.

30 April 1982
 




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