- - Too much rope.
1 April 1982
- Don't you dare walk across the table with those muddy feet. -
2 April 1982
* - * - I must have a blown fuse.
3 April 1982
I'm gonna have some fun with this boomerang. - Fetch the stick, Odie. - - The dumb cluck will never catch that boomerang. - GAWANGA! - -
4 April 1982
- - It looks as though I'm on another diet.
5 April 1982
RRRRRR - ROWR! - Not good.
6 April 1982
When I diet, I get mean. - - When I diet, I also get weak.
7 April 1982
Oh, no! Pooky's broken a stitch! - WAHHHH! - When I diet, I get emotional.
8 April 1982
Uh-oh - -
9 April 1982
When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes... - - I just gained two pounds!
10 April 1982
sproing - FOOM! - - boink - BEEP! BEEP! - BZT - Just as I thought. All the warranties expired yesterday.
11 April 1982
Hey, Arlene, gimme a kiss. - KISS - It's time I reevaluated my previously hard-line stand against declawing cats.
12 April 1982
What say we go find something to eat? Is that all you think about-food? - Of course not, love... - This business of sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me. A real renaissance man.
13 April 1982
Food, food, food, is that all you think about, Garfield? That's about it. - So what am I, chopped liver? - Don't flatter yourself. He certainly knows how to make a girl feel good.
14 April 1982
Do you know what I like about women? - They are so soft. - Come to think of it...
15 April 1982
PURRR - PURRR - Sorry about that, Arlene.
16 April 1982
Okay, Garfield. - I caught the mouse and ate it. - You can open your eyes now.
17 April 1982
Well, well, what have we here? - You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. - Come on, put 'em up. - Take that! BOP! - Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. - - You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!
18 April 1982
Let's go for a walk, Garfield. - It's going to be a beautiful day for a stroll. - Jon should have been a meteorologist.
19 April 1982
- I think Odie's getting a idea. - * Odie's not too bright.
20 April 1982
I'm so clever. - Some bird is really going to be surprised. - As well as some cat. sniff sniff
21 April 1982
What's that? - There must be a leak in the roof. - If it isn't a leak in the roof, I don't want to know what it is.
22 April 1982
Would you like a steak, Odie? - -You didn't say, "may I?"
23 April 1982
Hey, Odie, how about a free trip to Loose Tooth City? - WHIRRRR! - I gotta cut back on my follow-through.
24 April 1982
Z - Z - - Don't worry, Odie, old buddy. I'll get you down. Ork Ork - - PTU! POW! - Close enough.
25 April 1982
I love television. - Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? - Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?
26 April 1982
Why all this flap about television? - They say families don't visit anymore... - Why, that's what commercials are for.
27 April 1982
I consider television a worthwhile pursuit. - Why, watching daytime television is even better than...uh...better...than... - I hate talking myself into corners.
28 April 1982
Welcome to the Rocky Oxnard - SHOW - .... .... .... .. . I always turn the volume knob the wrong way.
29 April 1982
- - I gotta fix that vertical hold.
30 April 1982