Too much rope.
1 April 1982
Don't you dare walk across the table with those muddy feet. -
2 April 1982
* * I must have a blown fuse.
3 April 1982
I'm gonna have some fun with this boomerang. Fetch the stick, Odie. The dumb cluck will never catch that boomerang. GAWANGA! -
4 April 1982
It looks as though I'm on another diet.
5 April 1982
RRRRRR ROWR! Not good.
6 April 1982
When I diet, I get mean. When I diet, I also get weak.
7 April 1982
Oh, no! Pooky's broken a stitch! WAHHHH! When I diet, I get emotional.
8 April 1982
9 April 1982
When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes... I just gained two pounds!
10 April 1982
sproing FOOM! boink BEEP! BEEP! BZT Just as I thought. All the warranties expired yesterday.
11 April 1982
Hey, Arlene, gimme a kiss. KISS It's time I reevaluated my previously hard-line stand against declawing cats.
12 April 1982
What say we go find something to eat? Is that all you think about-food? Of course not, love... This business of sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me. A real renaissance man.
13 April 1982
Food, food, food, is that all you think about, Garfield? That's about it. So what am I, chopped liver? Don't flatter yourself. He certainly knows how to make a girl feel good.
14 April 1982
Do you know what I like about women? They are so soft. Come to think of it...
15 April 1982
PURRR PURRR Sorry about that, Arlene.
16 April 1982
Okay, Garfield. I caught the mouse and ate it. You can open your eyes now.
17 April 1982
Well, well, what have we here? You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. Come on, put 'em up. Take that! BOP! Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!
18 April 1982
Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's going to be a beautiful day for a stroll. Jon should have been a meteorologist.
19 April 1982
I think Odie's getting a idea. * Odie's not too bright.
20 April 1982
I'm so clever. Some bird is really going to be surprised. As well as some cat. sniff sniff
21 April 1982
What's that? There must be a leak in the roof. If it isn't a leak in the roof, I don't want to know what it is.
22 April 1982
Would you like a steak, Odie? -You didn't say, "may I?"
23 April 1982
Hey, Odie, how about a free trip to Loose Tooth City? WHIRRRR! I gotta cut back on my follow-through.
24 April 1982
Z Z Don't worry, Odie, old buddy. I'll get you down. Ork Ork PTU! POW! Close enough.
25 April 1982
I love television. Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?
26 April 1982
Why all this flap about television? They say families don't visit anymore... Why, that's what commercials are for.
27 April 1982
I consider television a worthwhile pursuit. Why, watching daytime television is even better than...uh...better...than... I hate talking myself into corners.
28 April 1982
Welcome to the Rocky Oxnard SHOW .... .... .... .. . I always turn the volume knob the wrong way.
29 April 1982
I gotta fix that vertical hold.
30 April 1982