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Garfield

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1 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

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2 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

lap lap lap lap lap -

3 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Ah ah ah WAH-CHOO! sniff

4 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Ah ha ah WAH-CHOO! -

5 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

I love you, bunny rabbit. I love you too, deer. I love you all . What the...? I brought some friends home for dinner.

6 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Let's see, what should I do this week? BARK! Bingo.

7 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Here I am just swaying in the breeze like so much laundry put out to dry. Suspended from a tree limb like an orange ripening in the sun. Poetic, yes, but I doubt if it's material for an action-packed mystery thriller.

8 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Boy, my arms are getting tired. -

9 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Good! Here comes help! Hang in there, baby. Ha ha. I can see the headlines: "Cat kills jocular passer-by".

10 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe I've been hanging in this tree all week. Now I can.

11 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Getting out of this tree will be simpler than I thought. -

12 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hello. Haven't we met somewhere before? Perhaps a pasta place in Palermo? What's that? Oh no, my dear. Even though you are just a lasagna, I admire you for this mind. You know I can't resist you when you wear garlic sauce on yournoodles. This could be the

13 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Wow. I'm going to be four years old this saturday. It's time to reflect upon my accomplishments. It's time to reminisce about good times... It's time to lie about my age.

14 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Face it, Garfield, you're not getting any younger. I wish there were something I could do about the aging process. I'd do sit-ups, but I couldn't stand the noise.

15 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Yawn. You know you're getting older when your favorite late night show is the six o'clock news.

16 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

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17 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

It hardly seems possible I'm celebrating my fourth birthday tomorrow. BARK! SPLAT! Time flies when you're having fun.

18 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! GULP! Maybe you should have blown the candles out first.

19 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

YAWN Did you ever have a time when you wish your pets could speak?

20 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hello. I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to do cute kitten things in order to charm the pants off your owner and point out how uncute you are. I hate Monday.

21 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Gimme that. I fail to see what's so cute about yarn. Or kittens for that matter.

22 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Gee, since Nermal isn't here, I'll eat his food, too. -

23 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Nermal, go ahead and jump. I'll have you out of there in two shakes of a cat's tail. Or is that two shakes of a lamb's tail?

24 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Come on, Nermal. Let's fight. ROWR! What a revolting development this is.

25 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Let's have some fun, Nermal. I'll tie you in nice and safe. See yuh.

26 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

SPLUT Don't you dare laugh. I hate it when someone has a laugh at my expense. SPLAT If I laugh, Garfield will kill me. If I don't laugh, I'll burst. WAH HA HA HA! Ha ha ha, whee.

27 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

It's time you go on another diet, Garfield.

28 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

Just what is a diet? A diet is too little of a good thing. A diet is making a molehill out of a mountain. A diet is the subject of a lot of stupid platitudes.

29 June 1982
 


 
Garfield

I hate diets. I'd get out of bed to have breakfast. But it's not worth the trip.

30 June 1982
 




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