1 June 1982
2 June 1982
lap lap lap - lap lap -
3 June 1982
Ah ah ah - WAH-CHOO! - sniff
4 June 1982
Ah ha ah - WAH-CHOO! -
5 June 1982
- - I love you, bunny rabbit. - I love you too, deer. - I love you all . What the...? I brought some friends home for dinner.
6 June 1982
Let's see, what should I do this week? - BARK! - Bingo.
7 June 1982
Here I am just swaying in the breeze like so much laundry put out to dry. - Suspended from a tree limb like an orange ripening in the sun. - Poetic, yes, but I doubt if it's material for an action-packed mystery thriller.
8 June 1982
Boy, my arms are getting tired. - -
9 June 1982
Good! Here comes help! - Hang in there, baby. Ha ha. - I can see the headlines: "Cat kills jocular passer-by".
10 June 1982
I can't believe I've been hanging in this tree all week. - - Now I can.
11 June 1982
- Getting out of this tree will be simpler than I thought. -
12 June 1982
noodles. - This could be the start of a long and meaningful relationship. - - I despise long engagements.
13 June 1982
Wow. I'm going to be four years old this saturday. - It's time to reflect upon my accomplishments. It's time to reminisce about good times... - It's time to lie about my age.
14 June 1982
Face it, Garfield, you're not getting any younger. - I wish there were something I could do about the aging process. - I'd do sit-ups, but I couldn't stand the noise.
15 June 1982
- Yawn. - You know you're getting older when your favorite late night show is the six o'clock news.
16 June 1982
17 June 1982
It hardly seems possible I'm celebrating my fourth birthday tomorrow. - BARK! SPLAT! - Time flies when you're having fun.
18 June 1982
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! - GULP! - Maybe you should have blown the candles out first.
19 June 1982
- - - - YAWN - - Did you ever have a time when you wish your pets could speak?
20 June 1982
- Hello. I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to do cute kitten things in order to charm the pants off your owner and point out how uncute you are. - I hate Monday.
21 June 1982
Gimme that. - I fail to see what's so cute about yarn. - Or kittens for that matter.
22 June 1982
- Gee, since Nermal isn't here, I'll eat his food, too. -
23 June 1982
Okay, Nermal, go ahead and jump. - I'll have you out of there in two shakes of a cat's tail. - Or is that two shakes of a lamb's tail?
24 June 1982
Come on, Nermal. Let's fight. - ROWR! - What a revolting development this is.
25 June 1982
Let's have some fun, Nermal. - I'll tie you in nice and safe. - See yuh.
26 June 1982
- SPLUT - Don't you dare laugh. I hate it when someone has a laugh at my expense. - SPLAT - If I laugh, Garfield will kill me. If I don't laugh, I'll burst. - WAH HA HA HA! - Ha ha ha, whee.
27 June 1982
- - It's time you go on another diet, Garfield.
28 June 1982
Just what is a diet? - A diet is too little of a good thing. A diet is making a molehill out of a mountain. - A diet is the subject of a lot of stupid platitudes.
29 June 1982
I hate diets. - I'd get out of bed to have breakfast. - But it's not worth the trip.
30 June 1982