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Garfield

I'm strong. I can handle this diet. sniff Then why do I feel like I've just lost my best friend?

1 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

That apple is all you're getting for dinner, Garfield. -

2 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Gimme food. Lots of it. And right now. Yes, sir. Two adjectives never used to describe a cat are: "wishy" and "washy".

3 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored...bored, bored, bored. There must be more to life than this. I'm going to find some excitement. YUK! You're out of your territory, aren't you, fella? Hello there, stray cat. Where have you been? Cultivating a healthydislike for excitement.

4 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

In our fast-paced world, relaxation is practically a lost art. Z Practically.

5 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Here you go, Garfield. Table scraps! SPLAT! That's dog food.

6 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Aren't you cute. ROWR! Why, you vicious brute! What happened to "cute"?

7 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

This is a Garfield push-up. Z One.

8 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Don't look in here, Jon. It's not a pretty sight.

9 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

I wish Jon would get married. FWEEE The only way he knows my dinner is ready, is when it sets off the smoke alarm.

10 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Touch my food and you're one dead dog.

11 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

My fear of mondays is really childish. I must learn to face them like a man. You first, Pooky.

12 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

What's that you say, little fella? Oh, very well. I'll hold you. Pooky needs me.

13 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

GOBBLE! SMACK! SLURP! GARFIELD! Uh-oh. Stay right where you are or the teddy bear gets it.

14 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

You lead a very special life, Pooky. You don't have to fight within dogs. You don't have to sleep. You don't have to eat. I feel sorry for you.

15 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

I know, I know.

16 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

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17 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

* * Did you whistle at my girl? No, sir. I didn't. ROWR! It was my cat! It was my cat! Well, I hope you're happy. *

18 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

It's been a long time since I heard a good "splut" PUNT SPLUT

19 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

BARK! splut BARK! splut

20 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I wouldn't say you're fat... But Herman Melville wants to write a book about you. SPLUT

21 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh! Too hard! Why haven't those eggs come down? Maybe they stuck to the ceiling. Maybe I should look. SPLUT

22 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

splut splut blat blat blat SPLUT

23 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

No one knows the trepidation I feel knowing somewhere out there is a "splut" with my name on it. Oop! SPLUT

24 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! There are prizes at the bottom of the cat food. BANZAI! munch munch munch munch tweet tweet tweet tweet

25 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Just what is prowling? Let me show you. This is walking. This is prowling.

26 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Nobody knows just why cats love to prowl at night. BONK! And neither do I.

27 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Say there, little lady, what are you doing out on a night like this? Going for a stroll. You'd better sty by old Garfield's side. The night is fraught with peril. -

28 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

Nighttime is magic to cats. Cats are very comfortable with darkness. KLUNK KLUNK Especially if their darn flashlights don't work.

29 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

ARRRGH! You're supposed to be on my side!

30 July 1982
 


 
Garfield

What should I do this weekend? CLICK! I think I'll just sit around and blink a lot.

31 July 1982
 




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