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Garfield

YAWN I hate to eat alone.

1 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I hate Monday...something bad always happens to me on Monday. It's just a matter of time now... The suspense is killing me. DO IT TO ME NOW, MONDAY! GET IT OVER WITH!

2 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Life is like a poker game. If you don't win... You lose.

3 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

YAWN twang twang Have you ever awakened with a whisker you just couldn't do anything with?

4 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

BARK I hate dogs.

5 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

It's dinner time, Garfield. GARFIEEELD BONG! BONG! BONG! You rang?

6 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what this machine is. click whirrrr ZIP SPLAT It's obviously some sort of cat torture device.

7 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

The time is right. This looks like the perfect spot for a clandestine rendezvous. Here comes my double agent now. Eeeawwkey, 43, and the letter c an infant in your lap may dampen your spirits. Uh-oh! It's counter intelligence! -Down in front, Garfield. QU

8 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm. A hollow stump with a thing in it...I gotta find out what it is. rrrr RRRRRRR Tuesday.

9 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Even though "curiosity killed the cat" is just a silly superstition, I must know what's in this stump. rrrr ROAR! rip! chomp SNORT! Ha ha ha, silly me.

10 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to give that thing in the stump a taste of this rock. Munch, munch, ptooey! I didn't know stones had bones. burp

11 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

All right, whatever you are, come out of there! rrrr You? A mouse was making all that noise? This stump has really great acoustics.

12 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe you were the thing in the stump that's been scaring me all week. Why, I'm gonna... Down, Guido, down.

13 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I've learned my lesson. I'm not messing with things in hollow stumps again. rrrr I'm going home where it's safe. rrrr rrr Oh, no.

14 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

It's show time! Some day I'm gonna be the greatest caterwauler in the world. They're gonna call me "Cats Wauler". ROWR! CHUKONG! AROOO WHOCK! Why do you do it, Garfield? Dues. I'm just paying my dues.

15 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

crunch crunch crunch I know you're hungry, Garfield. crunch crunch But what say I boil that spaghetti first? It is a tad firm.

16 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'll see you later, Garfield. I'm going to the supermarket. Let's see...I have my shopping list, my keys... Don't forget your shopping bag.

17 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Supermarkets are like a giant United Nations of Food. You have coffee from Brazil, cheese from France, beef from Australia... And lasagna from heaven.

18 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

One frozen lasagna. Two frozen pizzas. One frozen pasta freak.

19 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Whew! Last trip. GULP! SNORT! RIP! MUNCH DARN YOU, GARFIELD! Now I have to go back to the store. Not on my account, really.

20 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Oh, boy, do I love food. If I couldn't eat food, I'd just die. Sage, Garfield, sage.

21 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Holy moley! Here, boy, sniff. CHOMP RRRRRRR Dogs, you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.

22 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm hungry...nah, I'm too tired to be hungry...nah, I'm too depressed to be tired. Yup. It's Monday.

23 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Rats...I can't shake this deep blue funk I'm in. No doubt about it... This week is gonna be one long Monday.

24 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Oh boy am I depressed. I'm fat, I'm lazy, nobody likes me... Good morning, ol' buddy. It's another beautiful day. Quiet. I'm on a roll.

25 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Nobody likes me. What's the matter with you, Garfield? I SAID NOBODY LIKES ME! WHOCK! BONK! Nobody likes me, and nobody listens anymore.

26 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm starting to lose my depression. I gotta do something. Much better.

27 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

I love you, Garfield. Leave me alone. I want to be depressed. Tickle! Tickle! Tickle! Hee hee Feel better, Garfield? I'll get you for this, Jon.

28 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

It seems like I've been lost in this jungle for days with nothing to eat. I'd eat berries, but there's no sugar and cream. Where's a four-star french restaurant when you need one? FOOD! Dr. Livingston, I presume.

29 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

Look out, world! Here comes the caped avenger! Oh, sure, super-hero crime fighters make for an old, overused story line... But have you ever heard of a fat, weak one?

30 August 1982
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger steps into the seamy underworld and reasserts his noble code. "I will seek out evil wherever it may lurk and destroy it". Unless, of course, there is the slightest possibility of harm to my person.

31 August 1982
 




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