- - YAWN - - - - I hate to eat alone.
1 August 1982
I hate Monday...something bad always happens to me on Monday. It's just a matter of time now... - The suspense is killing me. - DO IT TO ME NOW, MONDAY! GET IT OVER WITH!
2 August 1982
Life is like a poker game. - If you don't win... - You lose.
3 August 1982
YAWN - twang twang - Have you ever awakened with a whisker you just couldn't do anything with?
4 August 1982
- BARK - I hate dogs.
5 August 1982
It's dinner time, Garfield. - GARFIEEELD BONG! BONG! BONG! - You rang?
6 August 1982
I wonder what this machine is. click - whirrrr ZIP SPLAT - It's obviously some sort of cat torture device.
7 August 1982
Down in front, Garfield. QUIET, YOU FOOL! YOU COULD BLOW MY COVER!
8 August 1982
Hmmm. A hollow stump with a thing in it...I gotta find out what it is. rrrr - RRRRRRR - Tuesday.
9 August 1982
Even though "curiosity killed the cat" is just a silly superstition, I must know what's in this stump. rrrr - ROAR! rip! chomp SNORT! - Ha ha ha, silly me.
10 August 1982
I'm going to give that thing in the stump a taste of this rock. - Munch, munch, ptooey! - I didn't know stones had bones. burp
11 August 1982
All right, whatever you are, come out of there! rrrr - You? A mouse was making all that noise? - This stump has really great acoustics.
12 August 1982
I can't believe you were the thing in the stump that's been scaring me all week. - Why, I'm gonna... - Down, Guido, down.
13 August 1982
I've learned my lesson. I'm not messing with things in hollow stumps again. rrrr - I'm going home where it's safe. - rrrr rrr Oh, no.
14 August 1982
It's show time! - Some day I'm gonna be the greatest caterwauler in the world. They're gonna call me "Cats Wauler". - ROWR! - CHUKONG! - AROOO - WHOCK! - Why do you do it, Garfield? Dues. I'm just paying my dues.
15 August 1982
crunch crunch crunch - I know you're hungry, Garfield. crunch crunch - But what say I boil that spaghetti first? It is a tad firm.
16 August 1982
I'll see you later, Garfield. I'm going to the supermarket. - Let's see...I have my shopping list, my keys... - Don't forget your shopping bag.
17 August 1982
Supermarkets are like a giant United Nations of Food. - You have coffee from Brazil, cheese from France, beef from Australia... - And lasagna from heaven.
18 August 1982
One frozen lasagna. - Two frozen pizzas. - One frozen pasta freak.
19 August 1982
Whew! Last trip. - GULP! SNORT! RIP! MUNCH - DARN YOU, GARFIELD! Now I have to go back to the store. Not on my account, really.
20 August 1982
Oh, boy, do I love food. - If I couldn't eat food, I'd just die. - Sage, Garfield, sage.
21 August 1982
- Holy moley! - Here, boy, sniff. - - CHOMP - RRRRRRR - Dogs, you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
22 August 1982
I'm hungry...nah, I'm too tired to be hungry...nah, I'm too depressed to be tired. - Yup. - It's Monday.
23 August 1982
Rats...I can't shake this deep blue funk I'm in. - No doubt about it... - This week is gonna be one long Monday.
24 August 1982
Oh boy am I depressed. I'm fat, I'm lazy, nobody likes me... - Good morning, ol' buddy. It's another beautiful day. - Quiet. I'm on a roll.
25 August 1982
Nobody likes me. What's the matter with you, Garfield? - I SAID NOBODY LIKES ME! WHOCK! BONK! - Nobody likes me, and nobody listens anymore.
26 August 1982
I'm starting to lose my depression. I gotta do something. - - Much better.
27 August 1982
I love you, Garfield. Leave me alone. I want to be depressed. - Tickle! Tickle! Tickle! Hee hee - Feel better, Garfield? I'll get you for this, Jon.
28 August 1982
- It seems like I've been lost in this jungle for days with nothing to eat. - I'd eat berries, but there's no sugar and cream. - Where's a four-star french restaurant when you need one? - FOOD! - - Dr. Livingston, I presume.
29 August 1982
Look out, world! Here comes the caped avenger! - Oh, sure, super-hero crime fighters make for an old, overused story line... - But have you ever heard of a fat, weak one?
30 August 1982
The caped avenger steps into the seamy underworld and reasserts his noble code. - "I will seek out evil wherever it may lurk and destroy it". - Unless, of course, there is the slightest possibility of harm to my person.
31 August 1982