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Garfield

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1 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

dribble dribble dribble The caped avenger must pummel this evil dog. dribble dribble dribble The caped avenger displays a rare show of compassion.

2 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

The caped avenger spots some evil that must be severely dealt with. WHAM! BIFF! BAM! The caped avenger would be a more effective crime fighter if he didn't have to use one hand to hold his cape up.

3 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

This cape is the source of my power, the source of my identity. The source of my security.

4 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

* * Oh my, what a beautiful baby! Normally I don't like babies... But this one is special. I'm such a sentimental slob.

5 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

This week I'm going to change my ways. I'm going to begin by no longer hating mondays. I'm crazy about mondays. I just love mondays. Now I'm only fond of mondays.

6 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

I resolve to stop being fat, lazy and cynical. I shall now rise at an early hour. Z

7 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

As long as I'm improving myself this week, I might as well try to get along with Odie. Come here, Odie. Give me a big hug. Yuk.

8 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

I shall now use sheer willpower to resist eating that hamburger. Unnngh WAH! I'm beginning to worry about Garfield.

9 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

This self-improvement bit is beginning to bug me. I feel like a goody-two-shoes. Maybe my old personality wasn't all that bad... The gluttony, laziness and cynism lent a little texture.

10 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

I'm sick of this self-improvement kick. I'M FAT, I'M LAZY AND I'M CYNICAL! I admire that in a cat.

11 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

WHAP! chuking Catch, Garfield. BONK! Ever have a day when your timing was all off?

12 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

OH, NO! I am DEFINITELY not getting out of bed today. Not on Monday the 13th.

13 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

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14 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Yuk! Although cats are finicky eaters... "Hunger strike" isn't exactly in our vocabulary.

15 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

fwip I don't understand you, Garfield. Where's your sense of adventure?

16 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Gimme that hamburger. You get a lot more accomplished if you do it with authority.

17 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

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18 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

rrrrr rrrrr roof meyow RAWF! FFFT! BARK! ROWR! MROWR BARK You win.

19 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

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20 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

splat! A very short but neat rain shower.

21 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

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22 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Pardon me, which is the way to Cincinnati? Thanks. I see by the ol' writing on the wall it's time to check myself into the funny farm.

23 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

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24 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Look at all those tiny ants going to the tiny beach to do some swimming. Uh-oh. A tiny minnow is cruising in to eat the swimmers. Uh-oh. The minnow just got harpooned by an ant who bears a striking resemblance to Robert Shaw.

25 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! I don't like the sound of this. Surprise, Garfield! What have we here? We now have two houses. A big one and this little one. A regular Taj Mahal. One of us is going to live in the big house, and one ofus is going to live in

26 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

OH NO! IT'S NOT THERE! I'm not getting out of bed without it! Not without my morning cup of coffee!

27 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Jon. Well, helloooo there. Come to papa. That's me, Jon Arbuckle, second fiddle to a coffee bean.

28 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you'll never find happiness at the bottom of a coffee cup. I beg to differ. Look, there's some right there in the corner. By golly, you're right.

29 September 1982
 


 
Garfield

Take it easy on that coffee, Garfield. It might be too much for your tiny system. Pardon me, boy, is that the chattanooga choo-choo Bingo.

30 September 1982
 




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