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Garfield

ZOOM! The early cat gets the jelly-filled donut.

1 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz Shoo, fly! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I HATE PESKY FLIES! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz UNNGH! zzzzzzzzzzzz DIE, FLY! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ROWR Feel better, Garfield? I think I hurt myself.

2 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

BRINNNG! WHAM! BRINNNG!

3 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

I didn't know that you like to dance, Garfield. What are you talking about? I was scratching my back with your toothbrush.

4 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Odie. Hey, get away from Jon's stamp collection! Too late.

5 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

What should do tonight? SPLUT Good idea. I think I'll go sing on the fence.

6 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

OH, NO! FIRE ARROWS! THOCK I'M A GONER! THOCK A CAT ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS FENCE!

7 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe that tacky pack of music haters burned my fence down. The only thing to do is to get right back up there and start singing again. But...somehow it just isn't the same.

8 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Here he comes...tweedledee, the wonder dummy. Hey, Odie, would you like to play ball? squeak tie tie Hey, Garfield, where's Odie? He's tied up at the moment. dribble dribble dribble

9 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

SLAM Hey, Garfield. I'm home. You're certainly excited to see me. Believe me, inside I'm hopping up and down and shouting with glee.

10 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

So I say to this clerk, "Look, if the whole bunch of bananas is 54 cents, why can't I have one for 6 cents? Don't you want to hear how the story came out? Tell it to your plants.

11 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you seem to be preoccupied this week. Huh?

12 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield hasn't been listening to me lately, watch this. Hey, Garfield, what say we go to the vet and get you declawed? That would be fine. Case closed.

13 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when Garfield ignores me. DARN IT! PAY SOME ATTENTION TO ME! Z I think I'm going to cry.

14 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I know I've been ignoring you lately, but I want to say it's not because I don't care for you. It's like my ears hear you, but my brain keeps straying off course. I've just been preoccupied. Enough said. Let's get on with it. Huh?

15 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

ZOO Do Not Feed The Animals I wonder what it would be like to be a wild animal. First, I'd alter this stupid sign. Feed the Animals Then I'd pace around looking kinda fierce. Then I'd scare the heck out of the crowd. SWIPE EEEEK! -That was a pretty convin

16 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

I love it when they entertain me.

17 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

It appears Jon has prepared himself a very nice meal, but something is missing. What could it be? Why, of course... The cat hair!

18 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Okay, okay, I'll turn the heat up.

19 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

This is my humble abode, my dear. Who were they? Oh, just a couple of animals I'm giving away soon.

20 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, sometimes I think you don't like it when I have dates. Absolutely. Dating leads to marriage. Marriage leads to children. And do you know what children do to cats?

21 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon, what's happening? Eat your breakfast, Garfield. Where's your sense of humor?

22 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

* Isn't that Halley's comet? ZIP! Garfield, did you take my steak? Who? Little ol' me? Look, I don't have your crummy old steak. HEY! I DON'T HAVE YOUR CRUMMY OLD STEAK! I'm going to get you for this, Odie. Burp.

23 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Playing with a ball of yarn is a great way to get attention. THOCK! GARFIELD! Tah dah.

24 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, there's a lasagna under the bed! Thanks for dusting under the bed for me, Garfield. I hate you.

25 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

WHIRRR! nightie-night, Jon. I hate you.

26 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! I brought you another rubber mouse. Yippee skip. By the way, what happened to your last one? It was tragic. He was caught and eaten by a rubber cat.

27 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! I threw your old bed in the trash and got you this new one. What do you think? Z

28 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

Dogs have the world's stupidest toys. Just look at this rubber bone. Simple minds, simple pleasures. It certainly doesn't hold the scintillating intellectual challenge of my fuzzy scratching post wit the springy rubber mouse.

29 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

* ROWR! ARRRGH! THAT WASN'T FUNNY; GARFIELD! Funny is in the eye of the beholder.

30 January 1983
 


 
Garfield

plop! EEEEEEK! I'm almost afraid to ask what happened here.

31 January 1983
 




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