- ZOOM! - The early cat gets the jelly-filled donut.
1 January 1983
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - zzzzzzzzzz Shoo, fly! - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I HATE PESKY FLIES! - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz UNNGH! - zzzzzzzzzzzz DIE, FLY! - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ROWR - Feel better, Garfield? I think I hurt myself.
2 January 1983
BRINNNG! - WHAM! - BRINNNG!
3 January 1983
- I didn't know that you like to dance, Garfield. What are you talking about? - I was scratching my back with your toothbrush.
4 January 1983
Good morning, Odie. - Hey, get away from Jon's stamp collection! - Too late.
5 January 1983
What should do tonight? - SPLUT - Good idea. I think I'll go sing on the fence.
6 January 1983
OH, NO! FIRE ARROWS! THOCK - I'M A GONER! THOCK - A CAT ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS FENCE!
7 January 1983
I can't believe that tacky pack of music haters burned my fence down. - The only thing to do is to get right back up there and start singing again. - But...somehow it just isn't the same.
8 January 1983
Here he comes...tweedledee, the wonder dummy. - Hey, Odie, would you like to play ball? - - squeak - - tie tie - Hey, Garfield, where's Odie? He's tied up at the moment. dribble dribble dribble
9 January 1983
SLAM - Hey, Garfield. I'm home. - You're certainly excited to see me. Believe me, inside I'm hopping up and down and shouting with glee.
10 January 1983
So I say to this clerk, "Look, if the whole bunch of bananas is 54 cents, why can't I have one for 6 cents? - - Don't you want to hear how the story came out? Tell it to your plants.
11 January 1983
- - Garfield, you seem to be preoccupied this week. Huh?
12 January 1983
Garfield hasn't been listening to me lately, watch this. - Hey, Garfield, what say we go to the vet and get you declawed? - That would be fine. Case closed.
13 January 1983
I hate it when Garfield ignores me. - DARN IT! PAY SOME ATTENTION TO ME! - Z I think I'm going to cry.
14 January 1983
Jon, I know I've been ignoring you lately, but I want to say it's not because I don't care for you. - It's like my ears hear you, but my brain keeps straying off course. I've just been preoccupied. - Enough said. Let's get on with it. Huh?
15 January 1983
That was a pretty convincing performance, if I do say so myself.
16 January 1983
- - I love it when they entertain me.
17 January 1983
It appears Jon has prepared himself a very nice meal, but something is missing. What could it be? - Why, of course... - The cat hair!
18 January 1983
- - Okay, okay, I'll turn the heat up.
19 January 1983
This is my humble abode, my dear. - - Who were they? Oh, just a couple of animals I'm giving away soon.
20 January 1983
Garfield, sometimes I think you don't like it when I have dates. Absolutely. - Dating leads to marriage. Marriage leads to children. - And do you know what children do to cats?
21 January 1983
Hey, Jon, what's happening? - Eat your breakfast, Garfield. - Where's your sense of humor?
22 January 1983
* - Isn't that Halley's comet? - ZIP! - Garfield, did you take my steak? Who? Little ol' me? - Look, I don't have your crummy old steak. - HEY! I DON'T HAVE YOUR CRUMMY OLD STEAK! - I'm going to get you for this, Odie. Burp.
23 January 1983
Playing with a ball of yarn is a great way to get attention. - THOCK! - GARFIELD! Tah dah.
24 January 1983
Hey, Garfield, there's a lasagna under the bed! - - Thanks for dusting under the bed for me, Garfield. I hate you.
25 January 1983
- WHIRRR! - nightie-night, Jon. I hate you.
26 January 1983
Surprise, Garfield! I brought you another rubber mouse. Yippee skip. - By the way, what happened to your last one? It was tragic. - He was caught and eaten by a rubber cat.
27 January 1983
Surprise, Garfield! I threw your old bed in the trash and got you this new one. What do you think? - - Z
28 January 1983
Dogs have the world's stupidest toys. Just look at this rubber bone. - Simple minds, simple pleasures. - It certainly doesn't hold the scintillating intellectual challenge of my fuzzy scratching post wit the springy rubber mouse.
29 January 1983
* - - - - - ROWR! ARRRGH! - THAT WASN'T FUNNY; GARFIELD! Funny is in the eye of the beholder.
30 January 1983
plop! - EEEEEEK! - I'm almost afraid to ask what happened here.
31 January 1983