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Garfield

- I'm taking this steak and there's nothing you can do about it, Chipmunk Cheeks. - I've always encouraged Garfield to be assertive. But I believe he's crossed the fine line to obnoxious.

1 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

BONK! BONK! - BONK! BONK! - Odie's going to have to learn to walk one of these ways.

2 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what pets do when they don't know their owners are watching. - Let's find out. - I don't believe it. Neither do I. Odie just drew to an inside straight.

3 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

CLANG! - Hey, Garfield, how do you like my new dinner bell? - It got my attention.

4 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

- Oh no! My legs are turning to jelly! My mind is turning to mush! Could it be a laser? ...a death ray? No! It's... - My sunbeam.

5 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

sum." - James said, "Be not afraid of life. Believe that your life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact." - - poo Odie, sometimes I envy you.

6 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, we're going to visit aunt Gussie. - I know she's old and mean, but underneath she has a heart of gold. - I hear she used to double-date with Lizzie Borden.

7 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hi, aunt Gussie. Well if this isn't my daydreaming nephew, Jon, and his cat Blubberbutt. - Look, rodent breath, if you come within ten feet of my canary, I'll make a doily out of your hide. - I like her.

8 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Why, aunt Gussie! I didn't know you were homecoming queen in 1922. You bet. - Back then I had beauty, style, grace, charm... - And a body that wouldn't quit!

9 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

How are you getting along financially these days, aunt Gussie? - Oh, I have my social security, I make quilts and sell my African violets... - And I knock down three hun a week teaching slam dancing at Denny's Pogo Pit.

10 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

What would you like for Christmas, aunt Gussie? Oh...nothing much. - Maybe something for my bed like a little lacey throw pillow. - Stuffed with John Travolta's chest hair.

11 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

It was nice visiting with you, aunt Gussie. Same here, Jon. - And you'd better forget about your crush on John Travolta. He's young enough to be your grandson. - DON'T TELL THAT TO MY COMPUTER DATING SERVICE!

12 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

click! - Well, look who's in the television set. - Garfield is such a clown. - Ha-ha-ha. - WAH HA HA - Wait a minute! - Something just occurred to me.

13 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Look at all those people. All going to work to process food, produce electricity, manufacture kitty litter and so on. - All just for me. - I'd thank them individually, but they know who they are.

14 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Odie - WHOCK! SPLAT - That's for not being a cat.

15 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

I guess I shouldn't have clobbered Odie for not being a cat. - If everyone had a choice, we'd all be cats. So I can't blame him for not being a cat. - This is for being a dog! punt!

16 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

whirrr - glup plop - How's your cat food, Garfield? I could say more for the presentation.

17 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Oh, look, it's one of those things you pull on for service. - YANK! - Bring me a danish and a cup of coffee.

18 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

- Stop playing with your food, Garfield. - I'm not. It dried out while my face was in it.

19 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

This looks like a good place for a little nap-nap. - - - click WHIRRR - GASP! - SPLAT! - Hello, mom? The washing machine just spit out my jockey shorts. That's one thing I'd never admit to my mother.

20 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Here you go, Garfield. Take a big bite. - OH NO! - Just kidding.

21 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

- SLAM! Yo, Garfield! What'cha doing? - Casting a critical eye on a career as a doorstep.

22 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Sitting atop this door, I see all and know all. - Now where's that fat cat of mine? - Don't take my name in vain. SMACK!

23 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Perching high on a door gives vent to a cat's philosophical bent. - Observing life from an omniscient point of view allows one to witness fascinating human rituals. - Like Jon cleaning his ear. squeak squeak

24 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

I wish I knew how to get off this door. - Sometimes it would be nice to have all the decisions made for you. - SLAM! and sometimes not.

25 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

PLOP - Where did you come from, Garfield? - Rumor has it the stork brought me.

26 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - - They didn't call me the shimmy king for nothing.

27 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

I hate mondays. I can't shake this awful feeling that something dreadful is going to happen to me. - I'm saved! It's nice to see a friendly face. - You're going to the vet, Garfield. ARRRGH!

28 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

You don't look happy, Garfield. - Happy about going to the clinic? Put yourself in my shoes. - You get to flirt with the lady vet while I get the business end of her thermometer.

29 November 1983
 


 
Garfield

Did you know I'm a medical curiosity, doc? I'm not surprised. - I'm missing a major organ. Your brain? - My heart, you've stolen it away. I hate to see a doctor cry.

30 November 1983
 




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