I'd like to make another appointment, Liz. Sure, when? How about Friday night for dinner? NO! Subtle but firm.
1 December 1983
Your cat is in good health, Mr. Arbuckle. Dandy. Now let's talk about us. Let's do. Really? You owe me forty dollars. I just adore love patter.
2 December 1983
Hi, Odie. If that dog's brain were a car, it would be jammed in neutral.
3 December 1983
GASP! OH NO! WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE! This is your fault, you guzzler! You didn't buy any! Look at us, Garfield. We're getting irritable and shaky. We need coffee! SNIFF...WHAZAT?! ZAT!S COFFEE! EEEK! LOOK, HUBERT! PEEPING TOMS! Don'tflatter yourself, Reba. N
4 December 1983
It's time you earn your keep around here, Garfield. There's a mouse hole and there's some cheese. You know what to do. I certainly do. -
5 December 1983
Here's the scenario: cat crouches by cheese waiting for mouse to exit hole to retrieve same. Cat catches mouse. Fade out. The End. Heck with it. I prefer stories with a happy ending.
6 December 1983
Why should I have to catch an innocent little mouse? I have nothing against him. In fact, he's kind of lovable. If you don't catch that mouse, I'm putting you out i the cold! The furry twerp dies.
7 December 1983
This is demeaning. I have a noble heritage. I am a unique, vital individual. And all I'm considered as around here is a mousetrap. I must speak to my kitty litter changer about that.
8 December 1983
I don't want to catch that mouse. He's cute. I've even nicknamed him... "Stretch"
9 December 1983
Live and let live, I say.
10 December 1983
* _ I'm just a ramlin' kind of guy...ramlin', ramblin' rambl Oh, no! I've heard terrible things about city sewers! They say the pet alligators that are flushed into the sewers grow to huge proportions. But this is ridiculous.
11 December 1983
OH NO! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! TURN BACK! TURN BACK! Sometimes, a cat's feet just gotta climb.
12 December 1983
Here I am, stuck up a tree. Things couldn't be worse. Okay, okay, NOW things couldn't be worse. BOOM
13 December 1983
I maybe stranded up a tree... But at least I'm on a sturdy limb. The story of my life.
14 December 1983
Hey, fatso. What does a bird like you eat? Cats. chirp chirp
15 December 1983
This isn't safe. Shoo! Shoo! Somebody might get hurt! TOING!
16 December 1983
A way down! All I have to do is dive into that birdbath. 7.0 6.5
17 December 1983
Uh-oh, I feel a sneeze coming on! Wah, wah. WAH! WAH! WAH! WACHOO! Auntie em! Auntie em! Yeah, I got you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.
18 December 1983
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hope that St. Nicholas soon would be there; FILL THIS ONE, SANTA! The childrenwere nestled all
19 December 1983
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. WHAT'S A SASH? The moon on the breast of the new-fallensnow Gave the l
20 December 1983
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came. And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen! ON, DOPEY! ON, SNEEZY! ON, HAPPY! "Tothe top o
21 December 1983
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. OH, NO! A CHIMNEY MONSTER! He was dressed all in fur,from his head to
22 December 1983
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth. And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly That shook when he laughed, like a bowiful of jelly. HO! HO! HO! A FEW SIT-UPS WOULD TAKE CARE OFTHAT, FELLA. H
23 December 1983
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like to down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, are he drove out of sight, HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! WHAT A NICE GUY, WHAT A NICE STORY. -Have a happy an
24 December 1983
Merry Christmas, Garfield. I got you some great presents! Here is a radio controlled mouse... And a mink scratching post! ptoo Odie, that bone is everything you own in the world. It's the expensive gifts that impress me.
25 December 1983
Heh he rattle rattle Cats have such active imaginations. I wonder what's going on in Garfield's mind right now. Well...here I am, in a brown paper bag.
26 December 1983
Interesting. Residing in a brown paper bag gives one an all-new perspective of one's self. I feel like a dirty magazine.
27 December 1983
This bag needs eyeholes. rip rustle rustle Something's not right here.
28 December 1983
Got my sack, got my eyeholes, what more could a cat need? ARRRRGH! Armholes, definitely armholes.
29 December 1983
Awk! There's someone in this bag with me. Oh, it's you. Hello, bellybutton.
30 December 1983
fffff POW! I didn't know you were in the bag, Garfield. I was playing a trick on Odie. At least I died for a good cause.
31 December 1983