There must be an easier way to eat. GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME, BREAKFAST. Burp...I should have thought of that long ago.
1 March 1983
What a unique perspective. Noe the ceiling is the floor and the floor is the ceiling. Hi, Garfield. ZIP Whatever goes down, must come up.
2 March 1983
I wonder whose glasses there are. Pablo Picasso's.
3 March 1983
I feel good today. I feel strong. I feel invincible. I feel as tall as a skyscraper. Get off there, King Kong. ayieeee
4 March 1983
* Hop up here, Garfield. It's dinner time. "hop up here," he says.
5 March 1983
I feel like a change of pace. I think I'll move in slow-motion today. Wha!? Oh, no, you don't. It's hard to take what you want in life when they see you coming.
6 March 1983
Uh-oh, there's a package for me. I don't think I'm going to like it. Beware of gifts bearing air holes.
7 March 1983
Gee, I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it. GASP! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS! It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother.
8 March 1983
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch I hate wool sweaters.
9 March 1983
There is one thing I like about this sweater. Z
10 March 1983
There's more than one way to skin a cat. TWANG Check that...CHOKE a cat.
11 March 1983
I hate designer sweaters. Look at this. The lizard chewed the armpit out of it.
12 March 1983
13 March 1983
Hey, Garfield, look at what I got at the barber shop. Th-dah! What do you think? It's tacky, tasteless and disgusting. It's you.
14 March 1983
Bingo! Hook shot! Ha-ha-ha, Garfield, ha-ha-ha-
15 March 1983
Jon sure looks dumb with this fake mustache. Very few people can wear a mustache. Like evil Roy Gato, for instance.
16 March 1983
Nyah, nyah, nyaaah, evil Roy Gato does his daily dirty deed. push The mustache made me do it.
17 March 1983
Oh, there you are, Garfield. Let me guess...you stole my fake mustache and ate my spaghetti, right? How'd you guess?
18 March 1983
Give me a kiss, sweetheart. KISS How do you tell a lady her mustache needs more wax?
19 March 1983
20 March 1983
COME ON, MONDAY! DO IT TO ME NOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! THOCK Thank you for your prompt consideration.
21 March 1983
Did I ever tell you about my uncle Nick? He loves to destroy things. He can shred a recliner in 12 seconds... Mangle ferns by the carload and turn a set of china into powder in the blink of an eye. He is presently a postal employee inChicago.
22 March 1983
Nice try, Garfield, but I don't buy your stupid watermelon disguise. RATA TATTA TATTA TATA
23 March 1983
Don't make fun of Odie, Garfield. That's not nice. That's even less nice.
24 March 1983
Come and get it, Garfield. CRASH! Your not a sailplane, you know. Oh, shut up.
25 March 1983
Dinnertime, Garfield! BANZAI -
26 March 1983
27 March 1983
PUNT This is turning out to be a decent Monday for a change. POOMP!
28 March 1983
gobble gobble gobble Garfield, you eat too fast. No, I don't. I'm just overqualified for the job.
29 March 1983
Garfield will never reach this pie up here. CHINK And just where are you going? For my morning scale?
30 March 1983
ARRRRGH! What a horrible nightmare! I dreamt I was a dog. Thank goodness it was only a dream. scratch scratch scratch
31 March 1983