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Garfield

There must be an easier way to eat. GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME, BREAKFAST. Burp...I should have thought of that long ago.

1 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

What a unique perspective. Noe the ceiling is the floor and the floor is the ceiling. Hi, Garfield. ZIP Whatever goes down, must come up.

2 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I wonder whose glasses there are. Pablo Picasso's.

3 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I feel good today. I feel strong. I feel invincible. I feel as tall as a skyscraper. Get off there, King Kong. ayieeee

4 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

* Hop up here, Garfield. It's dinner time. "hop up here," he says.

5 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I feel like a change of pace. I think I'll move in slow-motion today. Wha!? Oh, no, you don't. It's hard to take what you want in life when they see you coming.

6 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, there's a package for me. I don't think I'm going to like it. Beware of gifts bearing air holes.

7 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Gee, I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it. GASP! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS! It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother.

8 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch I hate wool sweaters.

9 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

There is one thing I like about this sweater. Z

10 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

There's more than one way to skin a cat. TWANG Check that...CHOKE a cat.

11 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I hate designer sweaters. Look at this. The lizard chewed the armpit out of it.

12 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo PLOP Garfield need a better balanced diet. So I'm disguising this liver as dessert. Why, hello, Garfield. I fixed a yummy treat for you. I call it "Sweet Surprise" He'll be surprised, all right. ARRGH! He ate it!He ate it! Su

13 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, look at what I got at the barber shop. Th-dah! What do you think? It's tacky, tasteless and disgusting. It's you.

14 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Bingo! Hook shot! Ha-ha-ha, Garfield, ha-ha-ha-

15 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Jon sure looks dumb with this fake mustache. Very few people can wear a mustache. Like evil Roy Gato, for instance.

16 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Nyah, nyah, nyaaah, evil Roy Gato does his daily dirty deed. push The mustache made me do it.

17 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Oh, there you are, Garfield. Let me guess...you stole my fake mustache and ate my spaghetti, right? How'd you guess?

18 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Give me a kiss, sweetheart. KISS How do you tell a lady her mustache needs more wax?

19 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

This looks like a good spot to rest. I never saw a spot that wasn't a good spot to rest. Well, Garfield, here we are in the great outdoors. It's outdoors, all right, but I'd debate the "great". Just listen to the sounds of nature. Soundslike noi

20 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

COME ON, MONDAY! DO IT TO ME NOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! THOCK Thank you for your prompt consideration.

21 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Did I ever tell you about my uncle Nick? He loves to destroy things. He can shred a recliner in 12 seconds... Mangle ferns by the carload and turn a set of china into powder in the blink of an eye. He is presently a postal employee inChicago.

22 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Nice try, Garfield, but I don't buy your stupid watermelon disguise. RATA TATTA TATTA TATA

23 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Don't make fun of Odie, Garfield. That's not nice. That's even less nice.

24 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Come and get it, Garfield. CRASH! Your not a sailplane, you know. Oh, shut up.

25 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Dinnertime, Garfield! BANZAI -

26 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

* I hate dogs and dogs hate me, I chase the tiny ones, the big ones chase me. Do Not Open This Gate! Hello, what's this? That's an open invitation if I ever saw one. Of course, it may not be wise to open the gate. But that neverstopped me before. I'll jus

27 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

PUNT This is turning out to be a decent Monday for a change. POOMP!

28 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

gobble gobble gobble Garfield, you eat too fast. No, I don't. I'm just overqualified for the job.

29 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield will never reach this pie up here. CHINK And just where are you going? For my morning scale?

30 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

ARRRRGH! What a horrible nightmare! I dreamt I was a dog. Thank goodness it was only a dream. scratch scratch scratch

31 March 1983
 




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