There must be an easier way to eat. - GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME, BREAKFAST. - Burp...I should have thought of that long ago.
1 March 1983
What a unique perspective. Noe the ceiling is the floor and the floor is the ceiling. Hi, Garfield. - ZIP - Whatever goes down, must come up.
2 March 1983
I wonder whose glasses there are. - - Pablo Picasso's.
3 March 1983
I feel good today. I feel strong. - I feel invincible. I feel as tall as a skyscraper. - Get off there, King Kong. ayieeee
4 March 1983
* - Hop up here, Garfield. It's dinner time. - "hop up here," he says.
5 March 1983
I feel like a change of pace. - I think I'll move in slow-motion today. - Wha!? - - Oh, no, you don't. - - It's hard to take what you want in life when they see you coming.
6 March 1983
Uh-oh, there's a package for me. - I don't think I'm going to like it. - Beware of gifts bearing air holes.
7 March 1983
Gee, I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it. - GASP! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS! - It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother.
8 March 1983
- scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - I hate wool sweaters.
9 March 1983
- There is one thing I like about this sweater. - Z
10 March 1983
- There's more than one way to skin a cat. - TWANG - Check that...CHOKE a cat.
11 March 1983
I hate designer sweaters. - Look at this. - The lizard chewed the armpit out of it.
12 March 1983
Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo PLOP - Garfield need a better balanced diet. So I'm disguising this liver as dessert. - Why, hello, Garfield. I fixed a yummy treat for you. - I call it "Sweet Surprise" - He'll be surprised, all right. - ARRGH! He ate it!
13 March 1983
Hey, Garfield, look at what I got at the barber shop. - Th-dah! What do you think? It's tacky, tasteless and disgusting. - It's you.
14 March 1983
Bingo! - Hook shot! - Ha-ha-ha, Garfield, ha-ha-ha-
15 March 1983
Jon sure looks dumb with this fake mustache. - Very few people can wear a mustache. - Like evil Roy Gato, for instance.
16 March 1983
Nyah, nyah, nyaaah, evil Roy Gato does his daily dirty deed. - push - - The mustache made me do it.
17 March 1983
Oh, there you are, Garfield. - Let me guess...you stole my fake mustache and ate my spaghetti, right? - How'd you guess?
18 March 1983
Give me a kiss, sweetheart. - KISS - How do you tell a lady her mustache needs more wax?
19 March 1983
This looks like a good spot to rest. I never saw a spot that wasn't a good spot to rest. - Well, Garfield, here we are in the great outdoors. It's outdoors, all right, but I'd debate the "great". - Just listen to the sounds of nature. Sounds
20 March 1983
COME ON, MONDAY! DO IT TO ME NOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! - THOCK - Thank you for your prompt consideration.
21 March 1983
Did I ever tell you about my uncle Nick? He loves to destroy things. He can shred a recliner in 12 seconds... - Mangle ferns by the carload and turn a set of china into powder in the blink of an eye. - He is presently a postal employee in
22 March 1983
- Nice try, Garfield, but I don't buy your stupid watermelon disguise. - RATA TATTA TATTA TATA
23 March 1983
- Don't make fun of Odie, Garfield. That's not nice. - That's even less nice.
24 March 1983
Come and get it, Garfield. - CRASH! - Your not a sailplane, you know. Oh, shut up.
25 March 1983
Dinnertime, Garfield! - BANZAI -
26 March 1983
* I hate dogs and dogs hate me, I chase the tiny ones, the big ones chase me. - Do Not Open This Gate! Hello, what's this? - That's an open invitation if I ever saw one. - Of course, it may not be wise to open the gate. - But that never
27 March 1983
PUNT - This is turning out to be a decent Monday for a change. - POOMP!
28 March 1983
gobble gobble gobble - Garfield, you eat too fast. No, I don't. - I'm just overqualified for the job.
29 March 1983
Garfield will never reach this pie up here. - CHINK - And just where are you going? For my morning scale?
30 March 1983
ARRRRGH! - What a horrible nightmare! I dreamt I was a dog. - Thank goodness it was only a dream. scratch scratch scratch
31 March 1983