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Garfield

There must be an easier way to eat. - GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT ME, BREAKFAST. - Burp...I should have thought of that long ago.

1 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

What a unique perspective. Noe the ceiling is the floor and the floor is the ceiling. Hi, Garfield. - ZIP - Whatever goes down, must come up.

2 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I wonder whose glasses there are. - - Pablo Picasso's.

3 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I feel good today. I feel strong. - I feel invincible. I feel as tall as a skyscraper. - Get off there, King Kong. ayieeee

4 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

* - Hop up here, Garfield. It's dinner time. - "hop up here," he says.

5 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I feel like a change of pace. - I think I'll move in slow-motion today. - Wha!? - - Oh, no, you don't. - - It's hard to take what you want in life when they see you coming.

6 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, there's a package for me. - I don't think I'm going to like it. - Beware of gifts bearing air holes.

7 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Gee, I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it. - GASP! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS! - It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother.

8 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

- scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - I hate wool sweaters.

9 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

- There is one thing I like about this sweater. - Z

10 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

- There's more than one way to skin a cat. - TWANG - Check that...CHOKE a cat.

11 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

I hate designer sweaters. - Look at this. - The lizard chewed the armpit out of it.

12 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

He ate it! Surprise.

13 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, look at what I got at the barber shop. - Th-dah! What do you think? It's tacky, tasteless and disgusting. - It's you.

14 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Bingo! - Hook shot! - Ha-ha-ha, Garfield, ha-ha-ha-

15 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Jon sure looks dumb with this fake mustache. - Very few people can wear a mustache. - Like evil Roy Gato, for instance.

16 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Nyah, nyah, nyaaah, evil Roy Gato does his daily dirty deed. - push - - The mustache made me do it.

17 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Oh, there you are, Garfield. - Let me guess...you stole my fake mustache and ate my spaghetti, right? - How'd you guess?

18 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Give me a kiss, sweetheart. - KISS - How do you tell a lady her mustache needs more wax?

19 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

and television set."

20 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

COME ON, MONDAY! DO IT TO ME NOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! - THOCK - Thank you for your prompt consideration.

21 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Chicago.

22 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

- Nice try, Garfield, but I don't buy your stupid watermelon disguise. - RATA TATTA TATTA TATA

23 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

- Don't make fun of Odie, Garfield. That's not nice. - That's even less nice.

24 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Come and get it, Garfield. - CRASH! - Your not a sailplane, you know. Oh, shut up.

25 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Dinnertime, Garfield! - BANZAI -

26 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

stopped me before. I'll just take a little peek. - - Curiosity mangled the cat.

27 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

PUNT - This is turning out to be a decent Monday for a change. - POOMP!

28 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

gobble gobble gobble - Garfield, you eat too fast. No, I don't. - I'm just overqualified for the job.

29 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield will never reach this pie up here. - CHINK - And just where are you going? For my morning scale?

30 March 1983
 


 
Garfield

ARRRRGH! - What a horrible nightmare! I dreamt I was a dog. - Thank goodness it was only a dream. scratch scratch scratch

31 March 1983
 




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