GARFIELD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CHAIR! - I DON'T DESERVE THIS! - I was only gone for the evening. Now I know the face. Weren't you a former owner of mine?
1 June 1983
Garfield, I know being a cat owner is a big responsibility. - BUT I SHOULD Be ABLE TO LEAVE FOR AN EVENING WITHOUT YOU DESTROYING EVERYTHING! - I WANT A DIVORCE! I get half of everything.
2 June 1983
- squirt - OKAY! WHO GREASED MY WIENER?
3 June 1983
Hey, Garfield, What do you think of the new turtleneck sweater mom made you? - You're right. - It isn't very flattering, is it?
4 June 1983
I'm in a "what if" mood today. - I wonder what would happen if I married Arlene. - We'd have a huge wedding... - Then we'd raise some kittens... - And they'd crawl all over me. - Forget it! I'd make a lousy father.
5 June 1983
Garfield, it's noon. Are you getting out of bed? - I'd love to get up... - But the blanket is extra heavy today.
6 June 1983
- Think about a big, juicy bone, Odie. -
7 June 1983
Z - Z - Z
8 June 1983
Garfield, meet my new pet frog, "Herbie". - Isn't he great? Yeh, good ol' "Herbie". - Good ol' "your days are numbered as soon as Jon turns his back, Herbie".
9 June 1983
10 June 1983
It seems like an age since I gave Odie a boot. - BOOT! - I'm just a sentimental fool.
11 June 1983
while you beat him up. Try and make me. - - How did you know we have an appointment at the vet's? I don't know. I just know.
12 June 1983
In this box, I have a singing and dancing mouse. I have spent four years training him. He will now entertain you. - - I guess I should have cut air holes in the box.
13 June 1983
It's hard to believe I'm going to be five years old this sundae. - Shucks, golly, gee-whiz, ratso. - I'm going to have to start watching my language.
14 June 1983
Garfield, I hope the sun shines on your birthday. - What a nice thing to say. - I'm going camping. I didn't need that.
15 June 1983
- Mother nature has certainly been kind to you, Garfield. - I wish I could say the same for father time.
16 June 1983
They say the first thing to go on a cat is its hearing. - - Or was that eyesight?
17 June 1983
Your birthday gift is inside the card, Garfield. - Someday, my signature will be worth a lot of money! -
18 June 1983
sssh - This is the perfect surprise. It's much too early for Garfield to be up. - He's a year older today, you know. - SURPRISE! - -And a year sneakier.
19 June 1983
BARK! - FUMP! - Amoeba Man strikes again.
20 June 1983
Amoeba Man goes in search of food. - BONK! - Amoeba man should probably cut eyeholes in his exoskeleton.
21 June 1983
Amoeba Man spies food, but Amoeba Man has no mouth. - munch munch - A wonderful thing, osmosis.
22 June 1983
Ooooh. - Amoeba Man should not have eaten that hamburger so fast. - I have a nucleus ache.
23 June 1983
Amoeba Man stops to admire himself in the mirror. - - Face it, fells. you're one good-looking hunk of protoplasm.
24 June 1983
- Amoeba Man falls in love. - If I may be so bold, you have a great-looking pseudo pod, my dear.
25 June 1983
Hello. - You can tell a lot about their family from their garbage. - They have an infant who just outgrew its baby clothes. - The father recently gave up golfing. - And the mother cooks lots of pasta. - - Adopt me!
26 June 1983
Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. - What do you have to say for yourself? - Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
27 June 1983
Slow down there, ace. - Slow down, in deed. - Jon doesn't realize how much I have to eat to maintain my figure.
28 June 1983
Bark! Bark! Bark! - Garfield, get out of the cookie tin. - WHANG!
29 June 1983
30 June 1983