GARFIELD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CHAIR! I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I was only gone for the evening. Now I know the face. Weren't you a former owner of mine?
1 June 1983
Garfield, I know being a cat owner is a big responsibility. BUT I SHOULD Be ABLE TO LEAVE FOR AN EVENING WITHOUT YOU DESTROYING EVERYTHING! I WANT A DIVORCE! I get half of everything.
2 June 1983
squirt OKAY! WHO GREASED MY WIENER?
3 June 1983
Hey, Garfield, What do you think of the new turtleneck sweater mom made you? You're right. It isn't very flattering, is it?
4 June 1983
I'm in a "what if" mood today. I wonder what would happen if I married Arlene. We'd have a huge wedding... Then we'd raise some kittens... And they'd crawl all over me. Forget it! I'd make a lousy father.
5 June 1983
Garfield, it's noon. Are you getting out of bed? I'd love to get up... But the blanket is extra heavy today.
6 June 1983
Think about a big, juicy bone, Odie. -
7 June 1983
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8 June 1983
Garfield, meet my new pet frog, "Herbie". Isn't he great? Yeh, good ol' "Herbie". Good ol' "your days are numbered as soon as Jon turns his back, Herbie".
9 June 1983
10 June 1983
It seems like an age since I gave Odie a boot. BOOT! I'm just a sentimental fool.
11 June 1983
Something's wrong. Hey, Garfield! Let's have some fun! forget it, Jon. I want to take you to an Italian restaurant for a lasagna dinner. No way. They have ferns for dessert. Big deal. Then we can come home and I'll hold Odie downwhile you beat him up. Try
12 June 1983
In this box, I have a singing and dancing mouse. I have spent four years training him. He will now entertain you. I guess I should have cut air holes in the box.
13 June 1983
It's hard to believe I'm going to be five years old this sundae. Shucks, golly, gee-whiz, ratso. I'm going to have to start watching my language.
14 June 1983
Garfield, I hope the sun shines on your birthday. What a nice thing to say. I'm going camping. I didn't need that.
15 June 1983
Mother nature has certainly been kind to you, Garfield. I wish I could say the same for father time.
16 June 1983
They say the first thing to go on a cat is its hearing. Or was that eyesight?
17 June 1983
Your birthday gift is inside the card, Garfield. Someday, my signature will be worth a lot of money! -
18 June 1983
sssh This is the perfect surprise. It's much too early for Garfield to be up. He's a year older today, you know. SURPRISE! -And a year sneakier.
19 June 1983
BARK! FUMP! Amoeba Man strikes again.
20 June 1983
Amoeba Man goes in search of food. BONK! Amoeba man should probably cut eyeholes in his exoskeleton.
21 June 1983
Amoeba Man spies food, but Amoeba Man has no mouth. munch munch A wonderful thing, osmosis.
22 June 1983
Ooooh. Amoeba Man should not have eaten that hamburger so fast. I have a nucleus ache.
23 June 1983
Amoeba Man stops to admire himself in the mirror. Face it, fells. you're one good-looking hunk of protoplasm.
24 June 1983
Amoeba Man falls in love. If I may be so bold, you have a great-looking pseudo pod, my dear.
25 June 1983
Hello. You can tell a lot about their family from their garbage. They have an infant who just outgrew its baby clothes. The father recently gave up golfing. And the mother cooks lots of pasta. Adopt me!
26 June 1983
Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. What do you have to say for yourself? Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
27 June 1983
Slow down there, ace. Slow down, in deed. Jon doesn't realize how much I have to eat to maintain my figure.
28 June 1983
Bark! Bark! Bark! Garfield, get out of the cookie tin. WHANG!
29 June 1983
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