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Garfield

Garfield! You ate my raisin cookies! I thought you didn't like raisins. I don't.

1 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Shoo! Shoo! Go away! I don't like you. SLURP! I hate blind devotion.

2 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

How about a manly game of arm-wrestling, Garfield? You're on. Are you ready, you furry sissy? Ready when you are, wimp. Unnngh Rrrr What say we call it a draw, Garfield? I'll let you off the hook this time. I'll see you, Garfield. Solong, Jon. Speak to me

3 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. What do you have to say for yourself? I say we attack the fort at dawn.

4 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what this is. Ah, a booby trap.

5 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

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6 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

There you have it... Odie's so stupid, he doesn't even understand the law of gravity.

7 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

They say hammocks are very relaxing. Big deal.

8 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

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9 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

What do you think of my Ming vase, Garfield? CRASH! Min, Shming, they don't make'm like they used to. WHA!... GUH!... I DON'T!... BUH!... YOU!... YOU! YOU DUMB ANIMAL! YOU'RE SO STUPID, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID! I know I destroyed a priceless Ming dyn

10 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

I could sure use some of Jon's deodorant. ssst How's it going, Garfield? fine, until I found the spray starch in your cabinet.

11 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Go fetch the paper, will you, Garfield? That's what i live for. Here you are, sahib. Hey! This paper is all chewed up! Sahib asks fish, paper is wet. Sahib asks cat, paper is holey.

12 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

WAH-HA HA-HA! I hate it when they do that.

13 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

slup slup slup Drool fuel.

14 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Aw...how sweet. Wait a minute! I'll bet you want something from me, don't you? How dare you suggest I trade my affection for selfish reasons! For a bite of that hamburger, I'll forget you said that.

15 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. What do you have to say for yourself? Arf?

16 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

* I am about to outdo myself. WHAP!

17 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. What do you have to say for yourself? Pardon me, sir. Have you seen a tail here around?

18 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

You don't like me, do you? I like you. No, you don't. I'm crazy about you. I love you. Now why don't you go play in the blender? SEE?

19 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Why don't you like me? You're young and you're cute. If I were old and ugly, would you like me? Possibly. This must be one of the things cats do when they think there are no humans around. Where's my cane? Where's my cane?

20 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

I hate to do this. I don't know how I'll get out of this tree. But at least I'll be away from Nermal.

21 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing up here? Did you come to save me? No, I just came to visit. Well, talk fast. I was just considering leaping to my death.

22 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

How do we get out of this tree? We jump. If that little twerp can jump, so can I. -

23 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Z Rise and shine. Time to get up, Jon. I'm hungry. This ought to wake him up. Jon must really be socked out. I wasn't about to give him the satisfaction.

24 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. What do you have to say for yourself? You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the band.

25 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Gee...uh, thanks, Odie. clunk! What is it, Garfield? I'd wager it would have been easier to recognize before it wandered into traffic.

26 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Here comes Odie. His bark is worse than his bite. Bark! Bark! BARK! And his breath is worse than his bark.

27 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

SPLAT! Spaghetti can turn on you when it's wounded.

28 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Oh, boy! I love to sluck spaghetti! SLUCK! Sorry about that.

29 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

SLUCK There's only one irritating thing about slucking spaghetti... The whiplash.

30 July 1983
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. I have a big date with Liz tonight. What do you think about my outfit? Mmmph Hee hee hee I don't have to take this. WAH-HA-HA-HA! No cat's going to make a fool out of me.

31 July 1983
 




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