Garfield! You ate my raisin cookies! - I thought you didn't like raisins. - I don't.1 July 1983 |
 Shoo! Shoo! Go away! I don't like you. - SLURP! - I hate blind devotion.2 July 1983 |
 How about a manly game of arm-wrestling, Garfield? You're on. - Are you ready, you furry sissy? Ready when you are, wimp. - - Unnngh Rrrr - What say we call it a draw, Garfield? I'll let you off the hook this time. - I'll see you, Garfield. So3 July 1983 |
 Garfield! I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. - What do you have to say for yourself? - I say we attack the fort at dawn.4 July 1983 |
 I wonder what this is. - - Ah, a booby trap.5 July 1983 |
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 - There you have it... - Odie's so stupid, he doesn't even understand the law of gravity.7 July 1983 |
 They say hammocks are very relaxing. - - Big deal.8 July 1983 |
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 - What do you think of my Ming vase, Garfield? - CRASH! - Min, Shming, they don't make'm like they used to. - WHA!... GUH!... I DON'T!... BUH!... YOU!... YOU! - YOU DUMB ANIMAL! YOU'RE SO STUPID, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID! - I know I10 July 1983 |
 I could sure use some of Jon's deodorant. - ssst - How's it going, Garfield? fine, until I found the spray starch in your cabinet.11 July 1983 |
 Go fetch the paper, will you, Garfield? That's what i live for. - Here you are, sahib. - Hey! This paper is all chewed up! Sahib asks fish, paper is wet. Sahib asks cat, paper is holey.12 July 1983 |
 - - WAH-HA HA-HA! I hate it when they do that.13 July 1983 |
 - slup slup slup - Drool fuel.14 July 1983 |
 Aw...how sweet. - Wait a minute! I'll bet you want something from me, don't you? - How dare you suggest I trade my affection for selfish reasons! For a bite of that hamburger, I'll forget you said that.15 July 1983 |
 Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. - What do you have to say for yourself? - Arf?16 July 1983 |
 * - - - - I am about to outdo myself. - WHAP!17 July 1983 |
 Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. - What do you have to say for yourself? - Pardon me, sir. Have you seen a tail here around?18 July 1983 |
 You don't like me, do you? I like you. - No, you don't. I'm crazy about you. I love you. - Now why don't you go play in the blender? SEE?19 July 1983 |
 Why don't you like me? You're young and you're cute. - If I were old and ugly, would you like me? Possibly. - This must be one of the things cats do when they think there are no humans around. Where's my cane? Where's my cane?20 July 1983 |
 I hate to do this. - I don't know how I'll get out of this tree. - But at least I'll be away from Nermal.21 July 1983 |
 What are you doing up here? Did you come to save me? - No, I just came to visit. - Well, talk fast. I was just considering leaping to my death.22 July 1983 |
 How do we get out of this tree? We jump. - If that little twerp can jump, so can I. -23 July 1983 |
 Z - Rise and shine. - Time to get up, Jon. - I'm hungry. - This ought to wake him up. - Jon must really be socked out. - I wasn't about to give him the satisfaction.24 July 1983 |
 Garfield, I know you're in my fern. I can see your tail. - What do you have to say for yourself? - You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the band.25 July 1983 |
 - Gee...uh, thanks, Odie. clunk! - What is it, Garfield? I'd wager it would have been easier to recognize before it wandered into traffic.26 July 1983 |
 Here comes Odie. His bark is worse than his bite. Bark! Bark! - BARK! - And his breath is worse than his bark.27 July 1983 |
 - SPLAT! - Spaghetti can turn on you when it's wounded.28 July 1983 |
 Oh, boy! I love to sluck spaghetti! - SLUCK! - Sorry about that.29 July 1983 |
 SLUCK - There's only one irritating thing about slucking spaghetti... - The whiplash.30 July 1983 |
 Hey, Garfield. - I have a big date with Liz tonight. What do you think about my outfit? - Mmmph - Hee hee hee - I don't have to take this. WAH-HA-HA-HA! - No cat's going to make a fool out of me.31 July 1983 |
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