Look at all those poor saps trudging to work on a Monday morning. - Ha ha ha, you poor saps, you have to go to work and I don't 'cause I'm a cat! - If I weren't me, I wouldn't like me very much.
1 October 1984
It's a real rat race out there. - Everybody striving to get ahead. - I think I'll go take a nap and fall off the pace.
2 October 1984
- SUCK - He's so lazy, I could just cry. Burp
3 October 1984
I got you something special, Garfield. - It's too light for food, and you can't wrap sleep. - It can't be THAT special.
4 October 1984
Good night, Garfield. - *CLICK* Don't let the thing in the closet get you. - Don't do that to me!
5 October 1984
I think I'll try a two-and-a-half nap attack in the pike position with a half twist. - - I'll settle for a belly-flop. Z
6 October 1984
- - - - HEY, HUBERT! REBA! COME HERE, QUICK! - Play cowboy and horsy, boys. Do a handstand, Garfield. Balance on Garfield, Odie. Sad. He should get out of the house more.
7 October 1984
This feels like a great day to spend in bed. - Hop up, Garfield. We're gooing on a picnic! Give the bugs and snakes my regrets. I ain't going. - I'll get you for this, Monday!
8 October 1984
What's this? I packed the microwave for our picnic. - Well, I'm leaving it here. - WHA...! If the television stays, I stay.
9 October 1984
Wait 'til you taste my cherry pie, Garfield. It's the world's best. - I agree. - 22 million ants can't all be wrong.
10 October 1984
The picnic's all set, Garfield. - Did I forget anything? - You forgot the brick for the tablecloth.
11 October 1984
That pesky wind won't spoil our picnic now, Garfield. - Where's the mustard? - Under the third rock from the left.
12 October 1984
Well, Garfield, the ants ate my cherry pie. The wind blew the food everywhere. DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT! - What else could possibly go wrong? - You said it!
13 October 1984
MUNCH SLURP SMACK GULP - Burp. Oh, boy, I ate too much pizza. Z - SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE - Who are you guys? We are your pizza nightmare. - I'm the pepperoni, and these here are the onions and the anchovies. - - And who are you? I'm the
14 October 1984
Good morning, folks! My oh my, it's a beautiful Monday morning out there. - Our weather radar shows clear skies with no rain in sight. - Except over one house in the suburbs.
15 October 1984
Our satellite picture shows clouds over the northeast, sunny skies in the southwest... - Traffic backed up on 12th street... - And my little niece, Sally, playing in her sandbox i Texas. Kind of scary, isn't it?
16 October 1984
Wuth. - You can always tell when Odie has been eating out of the refrigerator. - He gets his tongue stuck in the ice cube trax. Wuth.
17 October 1984
GULP MUNCH SLURP - Why do you eat so much, Garfield? - In a former life I was a sanitary landfill.
18 October 1984
Clouds are so interesting. I love to find shapes in them. - There's a chicken cloud, and a hamburger cloud, and a bicycle cloud. - And I do believe that one's a rain cloud.
19 October 1984
What do you think of my new frame, Garfield? - ARRRGH! - Thank heavens! For a moment I thought it was a mirror.
20 October 1984
- - PUCUCK! - ONE MORE STUNT LIKE THAT AND I'M GOING TO WRING YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN'S NECK! - - I'm sorry I snapped at you, Garfield? Will you forgive me? I forgive you. - SMACK! WHAP! But Stretch doesn't!
21 October 1984
Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me. - Hey, Arlene, what's my most outstanding feature? You're fat. - Did you hear that? She admires me for my body.
22 October 1984
Do you love me more than you love food, Garfield? - Do chickens have lips? - No. Bingo.
23 October 1984
Aren't you ashamed of that space between your teeth? Of course not! - It's a sign of sensitivity. - I'd be sensitive about it too. I don't know what I see in him.
24 October 1984
Don't you just love sunrise, Garfield? The chirping of the birds...the crisp morning air. - The sound of bacon sizzling in the skillet...the smell of fresh brewed coffee. - I get the feeling we're watching two different channels.
25 October 1984
Why do you like bachelorhood, Garfield? I can sum it up in a word... - "uncomplicated" - That sounds simple. Simple, that's me.
26 October 1984
What is love to you, Garfield? Love is that exhilarating feeling you get when a vision of beauty comes walking to you. - In fact, I just had that experience. When you saw me? - When I saw my mirror this morning.
27 October 1984
- - - POO! - - KONK! - The harder you work for something, the more you appreciate it.
28 October 1984
Garfield, there's a mouse in the house, and I'm just sick about it. - It chewed the toe out of my sock. - I want you to catch it and kill it. Now I'M sick about it.
29 October 1984
Good morning, mouse. Good morning, cat. - Make yourself at home. Gladly. - But first, some house rules.
30 October 1984
Hey, cat, gimme a drumstick. Sure. - Enjoy.
31 October 1984