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Garfield

This is it, boys. Tonight we find out who the phantom ripper is. He's stepping out the shadows now. Oh, no! It's...it's you! AYIEEE! Good movie. click Who was he? We thought YOU were watching. SMACK GRRRRR

1 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

It's Monday out there. I feel it in the air. I hate mondays. I'm sure the world will end on a Monday...at least I hope it does. It would be a shame to end the world right before a weekend.

2 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Pooky, where are you? Oh, no! My teddy bear is missing. This has the makings of a classic mystery. I already have some prime suspects. It's easy when you live with a rogue's gallery.

3 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I suspect Odie of kidnapping Pooky. Watch him crumble under my keen questioning. Where were you on the evening of April 1?! What am I doing? Odie doesn't even know where he is now.

4 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

There must be clue to Pooky's disappearance here somewhere... Aha! could this be a telltale trail of teddy bear hair? Even if it isn't, that was a pretty nifty bit of alliteration.

5 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hello, what's this? Just as my teddy bear disappears, this sack mysteriously appears... Something smells fishy here. -

6 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Aha! Jon! It was you who kidnapped Pooky! Obviously, sensing I was hot on his trail and fearing my wrath, he's decided to return Pooky and throw himself on the mercy of the court. I had your teddy bear cleaned, Garfield. Sigh...thank you.

7 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

* AROOOOOOO * tappity tappity clap clap clap I like you, Garfield. And I like myself, Arlene. I can take a hint. Like myself when I'm with you that is.

8 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

It's nearly midnight on a Monday. I can't believe it! Nothing bad has happened to me all day. COO-COO!

9 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Watch this. It's the old rubber bone gag. SHOOP! Practical jokes are wasted on the stupid.

10 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

SQUIT BLAT Unnnngh! Help! Help! The alien is sucking my brain dry! Garfield has raised playing with food to an art form

11 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I think it's time we grow up, be more responsible, take a more mature outlook on life... Hee hee I don't think you're taking me seriously! I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.

12 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Stop begging, Garfield. You may have any food that falls on the floor. I hate you. I can live with that.

13 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hee-hee, snort. WAH-HA-HA! Okay! Okay! I'm awake!

14 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Look out, world. I feel invincible today. FOOD! I CRAVE FOOD! That took nearly three seconds, Jon. We'll do better next time, won't we? I shall take my morning stroll mow. Be a good boy and alert the media. Hold up, traffic. Herecomes Garfield. Where were

15 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I'm sorry. Did I bring you down, old buddy? Like a rock, old buddy.

16 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored, Garfield. I'm tired of seeing the same old scenery. Do you know what I mean? Not really. At least you get to see the scenery.

17 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, there's only one way to shed this shroud of gray we wear... There's only one path out of this valley of gloom. There's only one sure bet to beat the boreds. Gather your things. We're going to vacation! I'm packed. Let's go!

18 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

How much are the plane tickets? ...uh, do you have anything cheaper? That could be fatal! I don't think they want out business, Garfield. Where's the competition for the low rollers these days?

19 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Thank you very much. Garfield, I had to book our vacation all third-class. I hope you don't mind. That's okay. It's still better than this fourth-class existence at home.

20 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Let's blow this joint, Garfield. Hang on! Where did you go? To give the refrigerator a goodbye kiss.

21 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Thank heavens for these reduced airline rates, Garfield. No frills, no food, no class. Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling? Uh...third class. What section, sir? Third class. I can't hear you!THIRD CLASS! In the back

22 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I haven't seen a stewardess in hours, Garfield. I'm going to find out what's going on around here. Excuse me sir. How's the service on this airline?

23 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hey! We're getting hungry here in third-class! What's to eat?! BLAT! BLAT! Hardtack and swill. Yum-yum. CONK! CONK!

24 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Mikey, it's not nice to make fun of people, even though they ARE traveling in third-class. NO! GARFIELD, NO! LET ME HURT 'EM JUST A LITTLE BIT!

25 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I know this is just the third-class exit from the plane, Garfield... But you'd think they'd give us a ladder or something.

26 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

I would like your cheapest room for me and my cat. Yes, sir. That would be the Jack Benny suite, sir. Well, Garfield, there's the bed and the bathroom's down the hall. Any questions? Yes... Where are YOU going to sleep?

27 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

All I have to do is unpack, Garfield, and we'll be ready for some rest and relaxation. ARRRRGH! NOT ANOTHER PET TO TAKE CARE OF! I don't think I can take any more surprises. Then don't look at what Odie did to your sport jacket.

28 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

You guys have a good time, but no digging in the sand, if you know what I mean? Hey, baby! What's your sign? Careful, buddy. She's MY girl. Aw, go pound sand, you little twerp Well...I guess we are to do as he says, not as hedoes.

29 April 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Are you ready to go play golf? Aren't you coming? On second thought, I think I'd rather stay in the room and watch the sink back-up

30 April 1984
 




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