ODIE! GET AWAY FROM THAT TREE! GARFIELD! GET OUT OF THAT SAND TRAP! Would you mind observing proper golf etiquette there, mister? I'm sorry, but my pets are driving me nuts. It's the outfit I'm talking about.
1 May 1984
CRACK! Oh, no! I hit an old lady in the head and knocked her out cold! What should I do, Garfield? I'd straighten that left arm and turn that right hand over more.
2 May 1984
ROWR! GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT SAND TRAP? Squatting on a sandburg, thank you.
3 May 1984
Well, boys, it's been a nice vacation, but it's time to head home. Good heavens! What happened to you guys?! Odie discovered how to dial room service. Burp.
4 May 1984
Here we are! Home sweet home! ARRRGH! OKAY; WHO LEFT THE FAUCET RUNNING?! I didn't want my sponge collection to dry out.
5 May 1984
MY BED! ODIE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED! This calls for a good stomping! STOMP STOMP STOMP So much for my french bread and olive collection.
6 May 1984
Some people wonder why I hate mondays. Maybe I'm fatalistic. But I suspect I'm just stupid.
7 May 1984
scratch scratch scratch WHAM! I'm not very fond of Tuesday, either.
8 May 1984
I am absolutely not getting out of bed today. Hey, Garfield. There's a spider on your blanket. I keep forgetting we live in a generation without absolutes.
9 May 1984
I'll teach him to be a spider! STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP He won't have the guts to do that again. STOMP STOMP Better safe than sorry. STOMP STOMP STOMP
10 May 1984
Look at this. A cat stroking his owner! Why so affectionate, Garfield? I just squashed a spider.
11 May 1984
SLUG Big day.
12 May 1984
Fetch the stick, Odie! -
13 May 1984
I'm lonely. I think I'll see if I can find Arlene. Hi there. You two-timing swine! What happened?
14 May 1984
Hi, Arlene. DON'T SPEAK TO ME, YOU CAD, I SAW YOU WITH THAT OTHER WOMAN! Oh come on now, do I look like the kind of guy who could easily attract women? I suppose you're right. And just what do you mean by that?
15 May 1984
Here is your dinner, my dear. BLAT Is this food fresh? Ha ha ha, why of course! This is only yesterday's newspaper.
16 May 1984
Aren't you going to join me for dinner, Garfield? Uh...no thank you. I'm on a diet. A diet?! How long have you been on a diet? Oh, for about 18 seconds now.
17 May 1984
Ho hum... Why do we see each other? It beats being lonely. I was hoping for something more romantic. That's way down the list.
18 May 1984
Is our date over? Did it begin? Some women don't appreciate us strong, silent types.
19 May 1984
tappity tappity tappity Good evening, folks. Here's a joke...what did the beaver say when he heard the chain saw? CHUKONG! Chirp Chirp They're playing my song. All of your mothers wear army boots. KONG CRASH! BAP! Why do you doit, Garfield? I loooove the
20 May 1984
I hate Monday. That's the day people go back to work, kids go back to school... And diets begin.
21 May 1984
Garfield, you're too fat. I can't help it. I have a slow metabolism. A reeeeeeal slow metabolism.
22 May 1984
Do you know what I hate about diets? Eating is social. But when you diet, you diet alone.
23 May 1984
I think I have a way out of this diet. I know I'm too fat for a cat... But, I'm just right for a bumblebee!
24 May 1984
How goes the diet, Garfield? ROAR What was that?! That was my stomach, you twit.
25 May 1984
AYIEEEEE! Everyone's a critic. cough weeze
26 May 1984
* Oh no! I've tangle wit that dog before. If I take my eyes off him, he'll clobber me! I can't stand it. WHONGO! Why did you do that? I hit him back first.
27 May 1984
I hate mondays. Garfield, I don't know why you hate mondays so much. BLAT! SEE?!!!
28 May 1984
Good morning, Garfield. I made your coffee just like you like it. Strong.
29 May 1984
Oh shucks, I just spilled the only cup of coffee we have in the house. -
30 May 1984
* ROWR * WHOCK! Garfield, where did the flowers come from? Well, why don't we just read the note?
31 May 1984