ODIE! GET AWAY FROM THAT TREE! GARFIELD! GET OUT OF THAT SAND TRAP! - Would you mind observing proper golf etiquette there, mister? - I'm sorry, but my pets are driving me nuts. It's the outfit I'm talking about.
1 May 1984
CRACK! - Oh, no! I hit an old lady in the head and knocked her out cold! - What should I do, Garfield? I'd straighten that left arm and turn that right hand over more.
2 May 1984
- ROWR! - GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT SAND TRAP? Squatting on a sandburg, thank you.
3 May 1984
Well, boys, it's been a nice vacation, but it's time to head home. - Good heavens! What happened to you guys?! - Odie discovered how to dial room service. Burp.
4 May 1984
Here we are! Home sweet home! - ARRRGH! - OKAY; WHO LEFT THE FAUCET RUNNING?! I didn't want my sponge collection to dry out.
5 May 1984
- MY BED! ODIE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED! - This calls for a good stomping! - STOMP STOMP STOMP - - - So much for my french bread and olive collection.
6 May 1984
Some people wonder why I hate mondays. - Maybe I'm fatalistic. - But I suspect I'm just stupid.
7 May 1984
scratch scratch scratch - WHAM! - I'm not very fond of Tuesday, either.
8 May 1984
I am absolutely not getting out of bed today. - Hey, Garfield. There's a spider on your blanket. - I keep forgetting we live in a generation without absolutes.
9 May 1984
I'll teach him to be a spider! STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP - He won't have the guts to do that again. - STOMP STOMP Better safe than sorry. STOMP STOMP STOMP
10 May 1984
Look at this. - A cat stroking his owner! - Why so affectionate, Garfield? I just squashed a spider.
11 May 1984
- SLUG - Big day.
12 May 1984
- Fetch the stick, Odie! - - -
13 May 1984
I'm lonely. I think I'll see if I can find Arlene. - Hi there. You two-timing swine! - What happened?
14 May 1984
Hi, Arlene. DON'T SPEAK TO ME, YOU CAD, I SAW YOU WITH THAT OTHER WOMAN! - Oh come on now, do I look like the kind of guy who could easily attract women? I suppose you're right. And just what do you mean by that?
15 May 1984
Here is your dinner, my dear. BLAT - Is this food fresh? Ha ha ha, why of course! - This is only yesterday's newspaper.
16 May 1984
Aren't you going to join me for dinner, Garfield? Uh...no thank you. I'm on a diet. - A diet?! How long have you been on a diet? - Oh, for about 18 seconds now.
17 May 1984
Ho hum... - Why do we see each other? It beats being lonely. - I was hoping for something more romantic. That's way down the list.
18 May 1984
- Is our date over? Did it begin? - Some women don't appreciate us strong, silent types.
19 May 1984
tappity tappity tappity - Good evening, folks. Here's a joke...what did the beaver say when he heard the chain saw? - CHUKONG! - Chirp Chirp They're playing my song. - All of your mothers wear army boots. - KONG CRASH! BAP! - Why do you do
20 May 1984
I hate Monday. That's the day people go back to work, kids go back to school... - - And diets begin.
21 May 1984
Garfield, you're too fat. I can't help it. - I have a slow metabolism. - A reeeeeeal slow metabolism.
22 May 1984
Do you know what I hate about diets? - Eating is social. - But when you diet, you diet alone.
23 May 1984
I think I have a way out of this diet. - I know I'm too fat for a cat... - But, I'm just right for a bumblebee!
24 May 1984
How goes the diet, Garfield? - ROAR - What was that?! That was my stomach, you twit.
25 May 1984
- AYIEEEEE! - Everyone's a critic. cough weeze
26 May 1984
* - Oh no! - I've tangle wit that dog before. - If I take my eyes off him, he'll clobber me! - I can't stand it. - WHONGO! - Why did you do that? I hit him back first.
27 May 1984
I hate mondays. Garfield, I don't know why you hate mondays so much. - BLAT! - SEE?!!!
28 May 1984
Good morning, Garfield. - I made your coffee just like you like it. - Strong.
29 May 1984
Oh shucks, I just spilled the only cup of coffee we have in the house. - -
30 May 1984
* ROWR * - WHOCK! - Garfield, where did the flowers come from? Well, why don't we just read the note?
31 May 1984