- I believe you're gaining weight, Garfield. I believe your eyeballs are shrinking. - Look at that soft belly. That's just water retention. - Now why do you suppose you're looking larger? An optical illusion? - The older you get', the bigger
1 July 1984
I have this nagging feeling I'm forgetting something. - WHUMP! - Oh yes, I forgot I kicked Odie into next week, last week.
2 July 1984
Pooky loves me, I can tell. - He doesn't talk, he doesn't walk, he doesn't think. - a little nothing goes a long way.
3 July 1984
I'm working up a routine for the fence tonight, Pooky. Tell me what you think of it. - I knew a teddy bear who was so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take it out. - BLAT!
4 July 1984
Good evening, ladies and germs. I'd like you to meet Pooky, my gag writer. - SPLAT - Welcome to the show biz, kid.
5 July 1984
Jump through the hoop, Pooky. - Hey, Garfield, what's happening? I'm pretending to teach Pooky tricks. -
6 July 1984
Butterflies are versatile. They can caress the air. - They can kiss the dew from the flowers. - And they can embed themselves in radiators. FWAP!
7 July 1984
scritch scritch - I'll be darned. These labels are loose. - * - It's the old "Cats get the tuna while the owner get the cat food" gag. - - Surprise, Garfield! I fixed us a tuna noodle casserole. - Oh, well, I guess a half a surprise is better
8 July 1984
Garfield, I know you hate mondays. - But everything that could possibly happen to you has already happened. - Au contraire, power failure breath.
9 July 1984
Since we can't watch TV during a power failure, Garfield, what say we listen to the radio? - Ha ha! Do I feel stupid. That's because you ARE stupid. CLICK CLICK - How about a game of cards? No, thanks. I'm just going to sit here and cry for a
10 July 1984
I've learned something from this power failure, Garfield. - When you are deprived of your eyesight, isn't it amazing how much keener your other senses become? - Huh?
11 July 1984
Don't worry, Garfield. The power failure may have spoiled the food in the refrigerator... - But we still have lots of canned goods. - Now where's our electric opener? ARRRGH!
12 July 1984
Hey, Garfield, as long as the power is off, we might as well go out. - I have my bowling ball. Let's go bowling. - Get your fingers out of my eyes and your thumb out of my mouth, and I'll consider it.
13 July 1984
- Great! The power's back on! I can't think of anything worse than a power failure. - How about two power failures?
14 July 1984
Z Z - BABOOM! - SHOOP ZOOM - Allright you guys, get out of here. It's only a little thunderstorm. - Pets...they're just like kids. - CRACK KABOOM! - Urf! Give me some room, will you? Hey! Your feet are cold!
15 July 1984
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16 July 1984
Good morning, old buddy. - ARRRGH! That's only a piece of lint, Garfield. - It sure does a great spider impression.
17 July 1984
BARK! BARK! BARK! - Odie isn't really stupid. BONK - He's just chased one too many parked cars.
18 July 1984
Okay, you turkeys, I'm prepared for anything. - * AROOO * - CRASH!
19 July 1984
Garfield, if you mess with my new fish, you'll regret it. - What's so regrettable about a little seafood snack? - Jon's going to pay for this.
20 July 1984
- Well, well, Odie. I see you derive great pleasure from other's misfortune. - So do I! SNAP!
21 July 1984
- Garfield, where are yoooooou? - Get out of the breadbox, Garfield! - Get out from under the chair, Garfield! - Garfield, you know I hate it when you hide from me! - Oh, well. I'll find him sooner or later. There's only so many places a fat
22 July 1984
You sleep too much, Garfield. - Sometimes I do feel bad about sleeping so much. - What with all the insomniacs in China.
23 July 1984
What Odie needs is a good kick. - Uh-oh! Nap attack! - I don't even want to know. Z
24 July 1984
Z - Z SNORT! SNORT! Z
25 July 1984
Z - Z Whimper - No, Odie, Garfield isn't dead. He's just a hardcore sleeper.
26 July 1984
Are you going to sleep all day, Garfield? Let me check my social calendar. - Let's see...there's high tea with the Queen of England tomorrow, but nothing today. - Z Ask a stupid question...
27 July 1984
YAWN What a great night's sleep! - I'm ready to attack a fresh new day. - Good evening, Garfield. What's on the late movie?
28 July 1984
Good morning, Garfield. I'm hungry. - How would you like your egg prepared? I would like it hatched. - Raise it to young chickenhood on a diet of cracked corn, barley and sorghum molasses. - Then barbecue the dude.
29 July 1984
There's only one way to beat the heat today. - Where are you going, Garfield? To the beach. - Hello, beach.
30 July 1984
There's only one thing I hate about the beach. - PONK! - It's always so crowded.
31 July 1984