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Garfield

Do you know what worries me, Garfield? My grandfather was bald, my dad is bald and my brother is balding. Not to worry. You are probably adopted.

1 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, when we get to the campsite, what's the first thing you'd like to do? Go home. Here we are, boys. We're camping miles from nowhere. I'd say we're closer than that. CLICK Oh no! Odie locked himself in the car! The poor littleguy could suffocate!

2 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. Don't look, Stretch! It's not a pretty sight!

3 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. PUKUCK! PUKUCK! PUKUCK! My rubber friend, Stretch, objects to your cannibalistic ways. I'd like to have just one meal in peace.

4 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, do you know how silly you look carrying that stupid rubber chicken around all the time? FFFFF Uh-oh, fella. Now you did it. You made Stretch mad.

5 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Are you in there, Garfield? There ain't nobody here but us chickens. I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN! Think of Stretch as my social secretary.

6 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Here, Stretch, have an apple. STOMP! POO! DONG!

7 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Okay, guys, get on your mark, get st, go! Competition is apparently not a driving force in their lives.

8 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hello, I'm Nermal, the... "The world's cutest kitten." I know, I know. Why, hello, Nermal. Aren't you cute. I want some attention, too. BONK Aw, poor little guy! Well, two can play the sympathy game. CRASH! That was one of my bestplates. That wa

9 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

I love your purr, Garfield. Purrr I wish there were a way to get the purr without the cat. Purrr But I guess you have to take the bad with the good. You're treading on thin ice, fella.

10 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Ready for a gourmet meal, Garfield? WHAM! I hate spiders.

11 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

One nice thing about confiding in pets is that they are non-judgmental. Garfield, I got a speeding ticket today. SMACK! That was a stupid thing to do.

12 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Why, thank you, Garfield! PSHHH

13 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hee, hee, there's more than one way to skin a cat. WHIRRRRR! How prophetic.

14 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Rats, Garfield fell asleep in the middle of the door. Have you ever tried to pick up a sleeping cat? It's impossible.

15 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

* Good morning, Garfield. Good morning, Jon. My rubber chicken, Stretch, needs a bath too. SPLOOSH! Sign here for this package, mister. PAPER! BONK HEY, WORLD! I'M TAKING A BATH! COME ON IN AND WATCH! I'll be right back. I'm surethe man's joking, Reba.

16 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

It's diet time, Garfield. I was afraid of that.

17 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

In order to properly diet, you must change your eating habits, Garfield. You must look at food differently. Ha ha ha, Garfield.

18 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Let's measure your tummy, Garfield. When you take four inches of your waist, you may go off your diet. And that doesn't count.

19 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

You may have coffee on your diet, Garfield. Thank goodness. This diet isn't going to be as bad as I thought.

20 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

For once in my life, a diet worked. I'm going to treat myself to a potato chip. poomp! Rats.

21 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Let's see how I did on my diet this week. Whimper. Oh, shut up.

22 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, sunshine, poke poke poke Hey, Garfield, what's all this junk in your bed? This isn't junk, this is my stuff. I use this brass lizard to scratch my back. And here is some extra cat hair for your food, and a double corncobthat is a family heir

23 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

It's Monday morning. A cold. gray, dizzy Monday morning. Some dude with a trumpet is wailin' some blues on the radio and my breakfast is cold. * * It's all so perfectly depressing I can't wipe this smile off my face. *

24 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Hold it right there. I always want to remember you like this. As the kind, benevolent provider. Trying to poison me with that cat food!

25 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

munch smack slurp Uh-oh! Quickfood.

26 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BLUT! Twenty years from now I'm going to look back on this and LAAAAAAUGH. rowr fffft!!

27 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing with your teddy bear, Garfield? Pooky and I are having lunch. We do everything together. I swear. You cats have the strangest habits.

28 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

Oh, come on, Garfield. The cat food isn't that bad. Then let's see how YOU like it! mmm good. YOU LIE!

29 September 1984
 


 
Garfield

I thought fat people were jolly.

30 September 1984
 




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