Do you know what worries me, Garfield? My grandfather was bald, my dad is bald and my brother is balding. Not to worry. You are probably adopted.
1 September 1984
2 September 1984
Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. Don't look, Stretch! It's not a pretty sight!
3 September 1984
Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. PUKUCK! PUKUCK! PUKUCK! My rubber friend, Stretch, objects to your cannibalistic ways. I'd like to have just one meal in peace.
4 September 1984
Garfield, do you know how silly you look carrying that stupid rubber chicken around all the time? FFFFF Uh-oh, fella. Now you did it. You made Stretch mad.
5 September 1984
Are you in there, Garfield? There ain't nobody here but us chickens. I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN! Think of Stretch as my social secretary.
6 September 1984
Here, Stretch, have an apple. STOMP! POO! DONG!
7 September 1984
Okay, guys, get on your mark, get st, go! Competition is apparently not a driving force in their lives.
8 September 1984
9 September 1984
I love your purr, Garfield. Purrr I wish there were a way to get the purr without the cat. Purrr But I guess you have to take the bad with the good. You're treading on thin ice, fella.
10 September 1984
Ready for a gourmet meal, Garfield? WHAM! I hate spiders.
11 September 1984
One nice thing about confiding in pets is that they are non-judgmental. Garfield, I got a speeding ticket today. SMACK! That was a stupid thing to do.
12 September 1984
Why, thank you, Garfield! PSHHH
13 September 1984
Hee, hee, there's more than one way to skin a cat. WHIRRRRR! How prophetic.
14 September 1984
Rats, Garfield fell asleep in the middle of the door. Have you ever tried to pick up a sleeping cat? It's impossible.
15 September 1984
* Good morning, Garfield. Good morning, Jon. My rubber chicken, Stretch, needs a bath too. SPLOOSH! Sign here for this package, mister. PAPER! BONK HEY, WORLD! I'M TAKING A BATH! COME ON IN AND WATCH! I'll be right back. I'm surethe man's joking, Reba.
16 September 1984
It's diet time, Garfield. I was afraid of that.
17 September 1984
In order to properly diet, you must change your eating habits, Garfield. You must look at food differently. Ha ha ha, Garfield.
18 September 1984
Let's measure your tummy, Garfield. When you take four inches of your waist, you may go off your diet. And that doesn't count.
19 September 1984
You may have coffee on your diet, Garfield. Thank goodness. This diet isn't going to be as bad as I thought.
20 September 1984
For once in my life, a diet worked. I'm going to treat myself to a potato chip. poomp! Rats.
21 September 1984
Let's see how I did on my diet this week. Whimper. Oh, shut up.
22 September 1984
23 September 1984
It's Monday morning. A cold. gray, dizzy Monday morning. Some dude with a trumpet is wailin' some blues on the radio and my breakfast is cold. * * It's all so perfectly depressing I can't wipe this smile off my face. *
24 September 1984
Hold it right there. I always want to remember you like this. As the kind, benevolent provider. Trying to poison me with that cat food!
25 September 1984
munch smack slurp Uh-oh! Quickfood.
26 September 1984
BARK! BLUT! Twenty years from now I'm going to look back on this and LAAAAAAUGH. rowr fffft!!
27 September 1984
What are you doing with your teddy bear, Garfield? Pooky and I are having lunch. We do everything together. I swear. You cats have the strangest habits.
28 September 1984
Oh, come on, Garfield. The cat food isn't that bad. Then let's see how YOU like it! mmm good. YOU LIE!
29 September 1984
I thought fat people were jolly.
30 September 1984