Do you know what worries me, Garfield? - My grandfather was bald, my dad is bald and my brother is balding. Not to worry. - You are probably adopted.
1 September 1984
Garfield, when we get to the campsite, what's the first thing you'd like to do? Go home. - Here we are, boys. We're camping miles from nowhere. I'd say we're closer than that. - CLICK - Oh no! Odie locked himself in the car! The poor little
2 September 1984
Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. - - Don't look, Stretch! It's not a pretty sight!
3 September 1984
Pwoooock, pwock, pwock, pwock. - PUKUCK! PUKUCK! PUKUCK! - My rubber friend, Stretch, objects to your cannibalistic ways. I'd like to have just one meal in peace.
4 September 1984
Garfield, do you know how silly you look carrying that stupid rubber chicken around all the time? - FFFFF - Uh-oh, fella. Now you did it. You made Stretch mad.
5 September 1984
Are you in there, Garfield? - There ain't nobody here but us chickens. - I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN! Think of Stretch as my social secretary.
6 September 1984
Here, Stretch, have an apple. - - STOMP! POO! DONG!
7 September 1984
Okay, guys, get on your mark, get st, go! - - Competition is apparently not a driving force in their lives.
8 September 1984
Hello, I'm Nermal, the... "The world's cutest kitten." I know, I know. - Why, hello, Nermal. Aren't you cute. - I want some attention, too. BONK - Aw, poor little guy! - Well, two can play the sympathy game. - CRASH! - That was one of my best
9 September 1984
I love your purr, Garfield. Purrr - I wish there were a way to get the purr without the cat. Purrr - But I guess you have to take the bad with the good. You're treading on thin ice, fella.
10 September 1984
Ready for a gourmet meal, Garfield? - WHAM! - I hate spiders.
11 September 1984
One nice thing about confiding in pets is that they are non-judgmental. - Garfield, I got a speeding ticket today. - SMACK! That was a stupid thing to do.
12 September 1984
- Why, thank you, Garfield! - PSHHH
13 September 1984
Hee, hee, there's more than one way to skin a cat. - WHIRRRRR! How prophetic.
14 September 1984
Rats, Garfield fell asleep in the middle of the door. - Have you ever tried to pick up a sleeping cat? - It's impossible.
15 September 1984
* - Good morning, Garfield. Good morning, Jon. My rubber chicken, Stretch, needs a bath too. - SPLOOSH! - Sign here for this package, mister. - PAPER! BONK - HEY, WORLD! I'M TAKING A BATH! COME ON IN AND WATCH! I'll be right back. I'm sure
16 September 1984
- - It's diet time, Garfield. I was afraid of that.
17 September 1984
In order to properly diet, you must change your eating habits, Garfield. - You must look at food differently. - Ha ha ha, Garfield.
18 September 1984
Let's measure your tummy, Garfield. - When you take four inches of your waist, you may go off your diet. - And that doesn't count.
19 September 1984
You may have coffee on your diet, Garfield. - Thank goodness. - This diet isn't going to be as bad as I thought.
20 September 1984
For once in my life, a diet worked. - I'm going to treat myself to a potato chip. - poomp! Rats.
21 September 1984
- Let's see how I did on my diet this week. Whimper. Oh, shut up.
22 September 1984
Good morning, sunshine, poke poke poke - Hey, Garfield, what's all this junk in your bed? - This isn't junk, this is my stuff. - I use this brass lizard to scratch my back. - And here is some extra cat hair for your food, and a double corncob
23 September 1984
It's Monday morning. A cold. gray, dizzy Monday morning. - Some dude with a trumpet is wailin' some blues on the radio and my breakfast is cold. * * - It's all so perfectly depressing I can't wipe this smile off my face. *
24 September 1984
Hold it right there. I always want to remember you like this. - As the kind, benevolent provider. - Trying to poison me with that cat food!
25 September 1984
munch smack slurp - Uh-oh! - Quickfood.
26 September 1984
- BARK! BLUT! - Twenty years from now I'm going to look back on this and LAAAAAAUGH. rowr fffft!!
27 September 1984
What are you doing with your teddy bear, Garfield? - Pooky and I are having lunch. We do everything together. I swear. - You cats have the strangest habits.
28 September 1984
Oh, come on, Garfield. The cat food isn't that bad. - Then let's see how YOU like it! - mmm good. YOU LIE!
29 September 1984
- - - - - - I thought fat people were jolly.
30 September 1984