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Garfield

Hey, Odie, where's your lucky special stick? Everyone needs a luck special stick.

1 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Hey, Jon, my lucky special stick wants you to get up and fix my breakfast! A loyal friend, the lucky special stick.

2 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Dogs can't hurt me as long as I carry my lucky special stick. Of course, sometimes I have to carry it pretty fast.

3 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

You're not going to believe this. When was the last time you saw a stick retrieve a dog?

4 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Nothing can harm me as long as I have my lucky special stick SNAP! They don't make lucky special sticks like they used to.

5 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to take a nap now, Nermal. If you so much as touch my food, I'll squash you flat, okay? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Who are you? Don't you remember? I'm Nermal, the kitten you tried to starve a few years ago. I came back to replay oldunkindness! WHAP! WH

6 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're sleeping your life away. There's a whole world out there for the taking. Great. Have it sent to my bed.

7 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

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8 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I bored. I'm so bored I have nothing better to do than lie here flat as a pancake. A big fluffy pancake dripping with butter and maple syrup. Boy, am I hungry.

9 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Jon, here's something I feel I should tell you, because you're going to find out anyway. You know how much Odie drools. I had to sandbag his tongue.

10 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

There are hugs and there are hugs. But, there are no hugs like bear hugs.

11 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

CLONK I hate that when the coaster sticks to my glass then falls onto the table! Garfield, cud I haff a wud wif you?

12 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you watch too much television. Probably. You could be doing much better things with your time than staring at a TV set. That's for sure. There's a whole world out there to experience. I imagine so. Uh, you could be, ...uh,you could, uh. Why wou

13 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Surprise! I got you a canopy bed! Allright! I feel like a Sissy.

14 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

YAWN WHA?! These canopy beds take some getting used to.

15 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Are you ashamed of your new bed, Garfield? What gives you that idea?

16 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Jon finally got me a bed with some class. But it's just not me. I have my pride. And pride, of course, is the middle class substitute for class.

17 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

CLICK And just what are you doing? I had this incredible urge to take inventory.

18 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

LIAR!

19 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

It knows where I am. I know it's here. I can feel its presence. There's no escaping it. Once it has you, you're a goner! Run for it, Garfield! Here it comes again! YOU WON'T TAKE ME WITHOUT A FIGHT. ARRRGH! Another victim of anap attack. Z

20 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hello, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. Go away, Nermal. I'm taking a beauty nap. Beauty nap? That could take weeks! I hate him.

21 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

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22 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Now I wonder what Nermal could be up to. THERE'S A SHARK IN MY WATER BOWL! Oh.

23 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Jump onto the pillow, Nermal! BLAT! You did that on purpose, did you? I do everything on purpose.

24 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

You don't have to play with that pathetic little ball of yarn, Nermal, I'll get my personal ball of yarn for you. How nice! Maybe Garfield likes me after all!

25 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Answer me this... Why is it when they say an adult has the "mind of a child," they lock him up? While children are allowed to run free in the streets?

26 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Well, well, well. Odie's sitting in front of the recliner. Let's have some fun, shall we? Watch this. WHUMP! WHAP! I hate to brag, but it took a brilliant mind to figure that gag out. SMACK!

27 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

KLANG! Okay! Okay! You didn't have to shout.

28 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Let me tell you about my Monday. Monday was going great. I thought it was going to be the first Monday of my life that didn't stink. I got up in the middle of the night and ate some jawbreakers. Then I woke up this morning and my marblecollection was miss

29 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! I just bought a Swiss army knife. It does about a million things! Sure! I've seen those knives before. They're about as useless as... FOOMP! That's a new one on me.

30 October 1985
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I have decided my living area is a mite drab. I have some plans to spiff it up a bit. What? No servant's quarters? Why, of course, silly! Right over there behind the pool.

31 October 1985
 




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