Hey, Odie, where's your lucky special stick? Everyone needs a luck special stick.
1 October 1985
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Hey, Jon, my lucky special stick wants you to get up and fix my breakfast! A loyal friend, the lucky special stick.
2 October 1985
Dogs can't hurt me as long as I carry my lucky special stick. Of course, sometimes I have to carry it pretty fast.
3 October 1985
You're not going to believe this. When was the last time you saw a stick retrieve a dog?
4 October 1985
Nothing can harm me as long as I have my lucky special stick SNAP! They don't make lucky special sticks like they used to.
5 October 1985
I'm going to take a nap now, Nermal. If you so much as touch my food, I'll squash you flat, okay? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Who are you? Don't you remember? I'm Nermal, the kitten you tried to starve a few years ago. I came back to replay oldunkindness! WHAP! WH
6 October 1985
Garfield, you're sleeping your life away. There's a whole world out there for the taking. Great. Have it sent to my bed.
7 October 1985
8 October 1985
Boy, am I bored. I'm so bored I have nothing better to do than lie here flat as a pancake. A big fluffy pancake dripping with butter and maple syrup. Boy, am I hungry.
9 October 1985
Jon, here's something I feel I should tell you, because you're going to find out anyway. You know how much Odie drools. I had to sandbag his tongue.
10 October 1985
There are hugs and there are hugs. But, there are no hugs like bear hugs.
11 October 1985
CLONK I hate that when the coaster sticks to my glass then falls onto the table! Garfield, cud I haff a wud wif you?
12 October 1985
Garfield, you watch too much television. Probably. You could be doing much better things with your time than staring at a TV set. That's for sure. There's a whole world out there to experience. I imagine so. Uh, you could be, ...uh,you could, uh. Why wou
13 October 1985
Surprise! I got you a canopy bed! Allright! I feel like a Sissy.
14 October 1985
YAWN WHA?! These canopy beds take some getting used to.
15 October 1985
Are you ashamed of your new bed, Garfield? What gives you that idea?
16 October 1985
Jon finally got me a bed with some class. But it's just not me. I have my pride. And pride, of course, is the middle class substitute for class.
17 October 1985
CLICK And just what are you doing? I had this incredible urge to take inventory.
18 October 1985
19 October 1985
It knows where I am. I know it's here. I can feel its presence. There's no escaping it. Once it has you, you're a goner! Run for it, Garfield! Here it comes again! YOU WON'T TAKE ME WITHOUT A FIGHT. ARRRGH! Another victim of anap attack. Z
20 October 1985
Hello, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. Go away, Nermal. I'm taking a beauty nap. Beauty nap? That could take weeks! I hate him.
21 October 1985
22 October 1985
Now I wonder what Nermal could be up to. THERE'S A SHARK IN MY WATER BOWL! Oh.
23 October 1985
Jump onto the pillow, Nermal! BLAT! You did that on purpose, did you? I do everything on purpose.
24 October 1985
You don't have to play with that pathetic little ball of yarn, Nermal, I'll get my personal ball of yarn for you. How nice! Maybe Garfield likes me after all!
25 October 1985
Answer me this... Why is it when they say an adult has the "mind of a child," they lock him up? While children are allowed to run free in the streets?
26 October 1985
Well, well, well. Odie's sitting in front of the recliner. Let's have some fun, shall we? Watch this. WHUMP! WHAP! I hate to brag, but it took a brilliant mind to figure that gag out. SMACK!
27 October 1985
KLANG! Okay! Okay! You didn't have to shout.
28 October 1985
Let me tell you about my Monday. Monday was going great. I thought it was going to be the first Monday of my life that didn't stink. I got up in the middle of the night and ate some jawbreakers. Then I woke up this morning and my marblecollection was miss
29 October 1985
Hey, Garfield! I just bought a Swiss army knife. It does about a million things! Sure! I've seen those knives before. They're about as useless as... FOOMP! That's a new one on me.
30 October 1985
Jon, I have decided my living area is a mite drab. I have some plans to spiff it up a bit. What? No servant's quarters? Why, of course, silly! Right over there behind the pool.
31 October 1985